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Shameful behavior at TEDs



 
 
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  #31  
Old August 18th 06, 03:15 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Me
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Default Shameful behavior at TEDs



Cory wrote:

Me wrote:

Julie Porter wrote:


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed


See, see, see...Ize not alone. Clarence an Leo an me all ar freendly
kitties. All da othurs ar just rude.

Booker



I'Z NOTTID ROOD!!! I'z jist doan wike da weigh TED smellz, sew I'z
hisssspit attid hizownself... den him SHOOTZ mineownself!!!!! DAT'Z
wen I twy tu tayk uh chunk owtta hiz handz. Iz kalled refenj... nottid
ROODNESS!!! I'z furry purrlyte arownd uffur hoominz. Jist akz
Granmeowmie. Hur frendz luf mineownself. Sew duz Granpaw, fur dat
matfur.

--- Onyx, indignant at bein' misunfurstood an' bein' kalled a rood
kitty...


Weze fully agreez wit yu, Onyx. Weze think meowmie is rood to put uz in
da metalmonster an take us to da d*ggie smellie place wit da hoomin wit
sharppointythings.

Snowflake an Chappy
  #32  
Old August 18th 06, 04:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Shameful behavior at TEDs

the onliezt gud thing 'bowt diz ted iz dat der iz no D*Gz 'lwed, Tiger
Me wrote in message
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Cory wrote:

Me wrote:

Julie Porter wrote:


I du dat, tuu. I luff TED Hal.

LeO, embarrassed

See, see, see...Ize not alone. Clarence an Leo an me all ar freendly
kitties. All da othurs ar just rude.

Booker



I'Z NOTTID ROOD!!! I'z jist doan wike da weigh TED smellz, sew I'z
hisssspit attid hizownself... den him SHOOTZ mineownself!!!!! DAT'Z
wen I twy tu tayk uh chunk owtta hiz handz. Iz kalled refenj... nottid
ROODNESS!!! I'z furry purrlyte arownd uffur hoominz. Jist akz
Granmeowmie. Hur frendz luf mineownself. Sew duz Granpaw, fur dat
matfur.

--- Onyx, indignant at bein' misunfurstood an' bein' kalled a rood
kitty...


Weze fully agreez wit yu, Onyx. Weze think meowmie is rood to put uz in
da metalmonster an take us to da d*ggie smellie place wit da hoomin wit
sharppointythings.

Snowflake an Chappy



  #33  
Old August 19th 06, 01:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Shameful behavior at TEDs

What a great sugjestion.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
you kan alwayz juz poop on da ted table, dat iz kule, Tiger who knows
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
I haf tu go see himm Saturdee, but Ime tuu scared tu bite.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's

horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't

deserve
to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with

what
he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat

Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to

melt
into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are

scary!

Chester and Nathan









  #34  
Old August 19th 06, 10:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Shameful behavior at TEDs

poop makez sucha gud statement when da hoomanz duzint lizten ta reazun,
Tiger
Julie Porter wrote in message
link.net...
What a great sugjestion.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
you kan alwayz juz poop on da ted table, dat iz kule, Tiger who knows
Julie Porter wrote in message
ink.net...
I haf tu go see himm Saturdee, but Ime tuu scared tu bite.

Joey


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
da onliezt good ted iz a bit ted, Tiger, with his howze agreein
ClowderCat wrote in message
ups.com...

Me wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:

Clarence has been known to do the same thing! It's

horrible!

Chester and Nathan


What kin we do bout deze poorly behavin kats? Dey don't

deserve
to be
kalled kats.

Snowflake


We don't know. Clarence thinks there's nothing wrong with

what
he
does. He likes attention from all humans!

Chester and Nathan


But frum TED????? He stuck us all with needles. Den after dat
Booker
runs runs runs ofer to him fur more petz. Weze supposed to

melt
into da
carrier so weze not seen at TEDs. Den no more sharpie needles.

Snowflake

We don't understand it. We think all humans except mom are

scary!

Chester and Nathan











 




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