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Old June 7th 10, 04:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Mme. A.'s prezzie

as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.

Tiger


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Old June 7th 10, 04:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Mme. A.'s prezzie

On Jun 7, 11:39*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal

  #3  
Old June 7th 10, 04:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Mme. A.'s prezzie

tiger shakes hiz furndz paw... it iz juzt perfekt fur mine wife kittee, diz
wuz builded by sum of doze engeneer typez whut wuz furndz wif cleoapatra,
dey sayzeitsa modified "kitty porter teknologi" i iz wif u majik iz fine by
me, Tiger
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 7, 11:39 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat
the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty
sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal


  #4  
Old June 7th 10, 10:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Dat iz uh wunnerful prezzie Tiger..yoo fynd da wunnerfullust fingz. Wook
at da xpreshun on hur fase..waow...hur reely luvs yerownself. Mosey
Happee fur yew boff

tiger shakes hiz furndz paw... it iz juzt perfekt fur mine wife kittee,
diz wuz builded by sum of doze engeneer typez whut wuz furndz wif
cleoapatra, dey sayzeitsa modified "kitty porter teknologi" i iz wif u
majik iz fine by me, Tiger


as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat
the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and
the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty
sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses
da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal




  #5  
Old June 7th 10, 10:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Piglet grins and tells Wascal. Den dat kan fit in da majic pak pak and bee
eazie to karrie aroun.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Jun 7, 11:39 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat
the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty
sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal


  #6  
Old June 8th 10, 12:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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itz ezta getz hersef stuff beclawz she iz so wunnerful, Tiger
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Dat iz uh wunnerful prezzie Tiger..yoo fynd da wunnerfullust fingz. Wook
at da xpreshun on hur fase..waow...hur reely luvs yerownself. Mosey
Happee fur yew boff

tiger shakes hiz furndz paw... it iz juzt perfekt fur mine wife kittee,
diz wuz builded by sum of doze engeneer typez whut wuz furndz wif
cleoapatra, dey sayzeitsa modified "kitty porter teknologi" i iz wif u
majik iz fine by me, Tiger


as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat
the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and
the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty
sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez
eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses
da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal






  #7  
Old June 8th 10, 12:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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yez anna sinze trudi iz in charge of pakin when we goez sumwhere tv leafed
hersef da bak pak, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Piglet grins and tells Wascal. Den dat kan fit in da majic pak pak and
bee eazie to karrie aroun.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jun 7, 11:39 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of
good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would
like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental
wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood
tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says, pat
the
top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A. size and
the
doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all manner of
storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which are kitty
sized
of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes
and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses
da
doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.


Wascal looking on in pleased wonder dat gotta be magic. Furry nise.

--
Wascal




  #8  
Old June 8th 10, 04:54 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Mme. A.'s prezzie




"Stormmee" wrote in message
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as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all
manner of good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks
hersef if she would like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he
says, pat the top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to
Mme. A. size and the doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers
and all manner of storage... in the center section hangs several
sarongs which are kitty sized of exquisite silk in every color to set
of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u
kloses da doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.

Tiger


Oh my! Whatta wunnerful imvenshun!
Yu gotta patent it!
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old June 8th 10, 05:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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itza venshun of doze katz whut made it, i will purlobi getsa royaliteez fur
da idermint, Glad ursef likezit, i thinkz doze katz whut iz furdz wif
cleopatra, rb, willz probli knotakt ursef ta sell dem inna booteek, Tiger
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Stormmee" wrote in message
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as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all manner
of good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks hersef if she
would like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black tek
wood tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then he says,
pat the top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows to Mme. A.
size and the doors swing open to reveal several rods, drawers and all
manner of storage... in the center section hangs several sarongs which
are kitty sized of exquisite silk in every color to set of his beatuful
wife kitteez eyes and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u kloses
da doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.

Tiger


Oh my! Whatta wunnerful imvenshun!
Yu gotta patent it!
--
Pitô.ônya



  #10  
Old June 8th 10, 05:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Dat wud be fyne.
Control,+ alt+c will gib da koppyrite.
I yam not shur dat woikz fur imbenshunz.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Stormmee" wrote in message
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itza venshun of doze katz whut made it, i will purlobi getsa
royaliteez fur da idermint, Glad ursef likezit, i thinkz doze katz
whut iz furdz wif cleopatra, rb, willz probli knotakt ursef ta sell
dem inna booteek, Tiger
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
as the party progresses, friends talking, eating and drinking all
manner of good food and drink Tiger finds his wife kitty and asks
hersef if she would like herown prezzie?

here it is he opens a tiny little box that is perfectly wrapped in
oriental wrapping with a beautiful sky blue ribbon.

he tells her to pull the ribbon which she does, it reveals a black
tek wood tiny box that is shaped like an old fashioned amoir... then
he says, pat the top with yourown paw... which she does... it grows
to Mme. A. size and the doors swing open to reveal several rods,
drawers and all manner of storage... in the center section hangs
several sarongs which are kitty sized of exquisite silk in every
color to set of his beatuful wife kitteez eyes and furz...

i sure hope u likez diz... itz greet fur travelin beclawz when u
kloses da doorz u patz da knowb anna it shrinkz bak down.

Tiger


Oh my! Whatta wunnerful imvenshun!
Yu gotta patent it!
--
Pitô.ônya




 




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