I fingk Ize ben insultid

OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen. Of
corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie kuz she
keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her where da
treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

dat iz purty rude butted whatya gonna du wif hoomanz, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
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OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen. Of
corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie kuz she
keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her where
da
treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

Youz mayz has a "point" but jus member, da portant ting iz gettin da treatz.
You ken figger a wayz to getz effen if ya wanzta. O.T. knowin da insultz
partz. Cauz all da offer cat nd kitten are girlz, da granmy sometimez callz
himslfz a pretty girl den changez it.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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dat iz purty rude butted whatya gonna du wif hoomanz, Trudi
Sundance wrote in message
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OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen.
Of
corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie kuz
she
keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her where
da
treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

In article ,
"Sundance" wrote:

OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen. Of
corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie kuz she
keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her where da
treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

I fink dat if yourz hoomin iz going to compare yourown catliness to a
d*g, dat maybe youz should pee in her shoes like a d*g would do. Or chew
up herzown shoes like a d*g would do.

Harri

On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 06:30:16 GMT, "Sundance"
wrote:

OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen. Of
corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie kuz she
keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her where da
treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance


treetz are gud. it's gud you tell meowmie where they is! so forget
about the insultz if she gives you the treetz.
beauty

On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:36:18 -0500, Harri Roadcat wrote:

In article ,
"Sundance" wrote:

OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen.
Of corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie
kuz she keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her
where da treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

I fink dat if yourz hoomin iz going to compare yourown catliness to a d*g,
dat maybe youz should pee in her shoes like a d*g would do. Or chew up
herzown shoes like a d*g would do.

Harri


Bad 'vice Harri. Mite getcha putt inna out. TujTu

Sundance wrote:
OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da
kichen. Of corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz
remindin Meowmie kuz she keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her
where da treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

Sunnydanze, lyke awlwayz yu ar rite.
I fink dat yu ar uh bery smart cat tu rememfur,
and be abul tu git on da kowntur, an remynd yur meowmee
(Hu furrgetz, az hoominz ar prown tu du). Ov korze havin
yur paw up is an indikashun ov sayin "Purrleeeeze", an luukin
up tu were day iz shud be unnesessarree, buttid whut kin yu du?

Attid leezt yur Meowmee letz yu get on da kowntur!
I hav tu juzt sit on da floor an luuk up up up.
An sit sit sit dere furra loooooong looooong looong tyme befurr
DumMeowmee getz mine messidge.
--
Pitô.ônya

On Aug 25, 2:28 pm, mlbriggs wrote:
On Sat, 25 Aug 2007 13:36:18 -0500, Harri Roadcat wrote:
In article ,
"Sundance" wrote:

OK, so Meowmie keepz owrown treetz in wun uv da kabinitz in da kichen.
Of corse, we kitteez knowz where dey are an we keepz remindin Meowmie
kuz she keepz furgittin to giv ussez ennee.

So tuday Meowmie wuz tawkin on da fone bowt dat, an I fingk she kalled
myownself a d*g!!! She sed when I getz on da kownter to remind her
where da treetz iz, I lukz like a poynter d*g poyntin at da treetz!

I duznt fingk itz rite fur herownself to insult myownself juss kuz Ize
hewpin her rememfur where da treetz iz.

Sundance

I fink dat if yourz hoomin iz going to compare yourown catliness to a d*g,
dat maybe youz should pee in her shoes like a d*g would do. Or chew up
herzown shoes like a d*g would do.

Harri

Bad 'vice Harri. Mite getcha putt inna out. TujTu

Nuh-uh!!! I'z spray alla da tyme, an' Grandmeowmie neffur effur putz
mineownself inna OWT unlezzez I WANTZ tu go tu da OWT.

--- Onyx, hoo hazza hooman larffin' sew furryfurry hard rite now wif
dis thred, I fink heez gunna buzt hiz gutz WIDE opin...