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  #71  
Old August 8th 11, 12:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gramby
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Piglett sees the two sisters. Heafenz no u iznt roller derby cats. We iz
glad us iz here to watch da girlcats annieway. She joins them on the large
stool and settles down to watch the cats learn. They are all lined up
against the rails. One of the teachers steps up and beings. first I wants
taq gongradulate u on your helments. Dey is spozed to be striped inna
certain wai and da two kolorz of tabby stripes is wunnerful. Now we wont
skore diz dai u hafta learn da mofvez. Speed iz portant and you kant grab da
cat in front but u kan uze ur elboz to mof dem out of da wai. Ok (blowz da
whistle) letz skate.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...

On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:09:25 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca


[Two Zot girls come in and join Rebecca and Trudi]

Meow, girlz!

We iz not compytishum oriented, so we willz join yoo!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/7/2011 6:21:14 PM

  #72  
Old August 8th 11, 12:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i iz wunnerin how it all wurkz, i am awmozt gwad i kant dowit, trudi,
watchin herown furndz skatein
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett sees the two sisters. Heafenz no u iznt roller derby cats. We iz
glad us iz here to watch da girlcats annieway. She joins them on the
large stool and settles down to watch the cats learn. They are all lined
up against the rails. One of the teachers steps up and beings. first I
wants taq gongradulate u on your helments. Dey is spozed to be striped
inna certain wai and da two kolorz of tabby stripes is wunnerful. Now we
wont skore diz dai u hafta learn da mofvez. Speed iz portant and you kant
grab da cat in front but u kan uze ur elboz to mof dem out of da wai. Ok
(blowz da whistle) letz skate.

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...

On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:09:25 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca


[Two Zot girls come in and join Rebecca and Trudi]

Meow, girlz!

We iz not compytishum oriented, so we willz join yoo!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/7/2011 6:21:14 PM



  #73  
Old August 8th 11, 01:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cutie
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Posts: 74
Default at the lake

Hihihi! wats yur naymezez?
du yu wanna eet awlla doz urrrr du yu wanna wakwak summa em rownd furzt?

cutie

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Kittenwatcher brings dem more fishee shaped tweets,...
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz...
she brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz
purtee relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway
wiffa ofur kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee
bedz ofur der fur

when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher

"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT
who is now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats
embark into the entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once
inside there is a door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit
cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots
anna litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur
kittens... a kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee
can wate her while ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta
order der iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a
vidio hook up to the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt
interferein wiff food intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted
wiff dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin
skatin lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm
da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna
box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz
inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld
jack wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady
like, Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i
juzt heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta
likez hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the
sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself
wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz
innerzted in skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz
hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed
da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna
duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da
goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin
stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and
gets da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze
comez home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cyble: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM














  #74  
Old August 8th 11, 02:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Posts: 611
Default at the lake

I fingkz maybe da compytishun part uv doze showkittee showz iz more fur da
hoominz dan da kitteez.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
but ifin ursefz iz showkittyladies ... well i guess diz iz why ursefz
retired, trudi is beree gwad ta haf furndz wif hersef...
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:09:25 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca


[Two Zot girls come in and join Rebecca and Trudi]

Meow, girlz!

We iz not compytishum oriented, so we willz join yoo!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/7/2011 6:21:14 PM





  #75  
Old August 8th 11, 09:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default at the lake

gud purnt, trudi
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
I fingkz maybe da compytishun part uv doze showkittee showz iz more fur da
hoominz dan da kitteez.

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
but ifin ursefz iz showkittyladies ... well i guess diz iz why ursefz
retired, trudi is beree gwad ta haf furndz wif hersef...
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 15:09:25 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

Itz OK, Trudi. I iz not a TGK, so yoo an me kan watch da compytishun an
cheer fur owrown frendz.

Rebecca

[Two Zot girls come in and join Rebecca and Trudi]

Meow, girlz!

We iz not compytishum oriented, so we willz join yoo!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little,
the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/7/2011 6:21:14 PM







  #76  
Old August 9th 11, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Posts: 344
Default at the lake

On Sun, 7 Aug 2011 18:26:51 -0700, Rebecca wrote:

I fingkz maybe da compytishun part uv doze showkittee showz iz more fur da
hoominz dan da kitteez.

Rebecca


[Two Zot girls high five each other]

Dats fur sure!

For usses its da pwace to meet an gweet fambly and fwiends, and while awl ob
dese hoomaanz Ooooh and Ahhh at yourownself!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/8/2011 7:19:08 PM
  #77  
Old August 9th 11, 04:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default at the lake

Haihai cutie? usses? ai m Tygur n az yew kan see ai wook wike uh liddle
tiger n diz iz mai sifter Mayzy, hoo iz awl bwack.
Et is sew nise tew see unuthur kitten heer..we r majijal whimsey bitties n
we kan tel yew awl ubaowt owrselfs.
Our mom n Pa r Mosey n MeOwy ..yoo r shure kyoot.
lets wakwak sum uff dem fishy treets uhraown furst n den eet dem. o derz uh
ball tew pway wiff tew ..3 kittens giggle...


Hihihi! wats yur naymezez?
du yu wanna eet awlla doz urrrr du yu wanna wakwak summa em rownd furzt?


cutie



Kittenwatcher brings dem more fishee shaped tweets,...



Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz... she
brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz purtee
relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway wiffa ofur
kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz ofur der fur

when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher

"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into
the entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is
a door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order
der iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook
up to the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff
food intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz.
Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz...
da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cyble: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM













  #78  
Old August 9th 11, 04:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default at the lake


TGK Pipps zooms entew da ring n rases uhraownd inna
blur..fastfast...wheeeeeee


the teacher cat thinks, mayhapz dat ladycat wuld makesa gud twainer, ...as
she watches lizzie stand and speed up atta same time,...


Piglett slips beside the track and whispers to Lizzie, member when u were
alone in a out and it waz kold. U had ta run from da doggies and da karz.
U start out slo dem u maginez dem after urself and don't u stopz. She
pats lizzie on the back and yells GO LIZZIE


the teacher cats look at each ofur knowinlee... der goez a tuff gurlkitty
fur surez,

Lizzie, now dat ursef haza krowch down, now get gowin abowt haf az fazt az
ursef thinkz ursef kan anna twy standin up,


"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Lizzie in her skating garb skates up to the big window where the bitties
can watch the skating going on. she pushes a button on the side and
motions for Cutie to do the same in the room. Yez Cutie, I iz too ole
for ur bittie rum annatu yung to skate wiff da big cats, effen dough I am
tuffer dan mostes of dem. I will ceez u later Cutie, haff a gud time.
She turns and skates away crouching down as she moves so she can go
faster.

"cutie" wrote in message ...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who is
now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark into the
entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside there is a
door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur
ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her while
ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...


oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order der
iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio hook up to
the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt interferein wiff food
intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin skatin
lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady like,
Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i juzt
heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the sun.
OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself wantz. Wilow
jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted in
skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz... da
soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz we
showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz
needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and gets
da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze comez
home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cyble: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM










  #79  
Old August 9th 11, 06:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cutie
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Posts: 74
Default at the lake

looky at meeeeee....i hab stypz tuuuu, seee myne tayle?
see mine sydez? an wun blak stryp goin deown mine hole bak...seeeee?

cutie, turning around and standin up an wavink hur tayle.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Haihai cutie? usses? ai m Tygur n az yew kan see ai wook wike uh
liddle tiger n diz iz mai sifter Mayzy, hoo iz awl bwack.
Et is sew nise tew see unuthur kitten heer..we r majijal whimsey
bitties n we kan tel yew awl ubaowt owrselfs.
Our mom n Pa r Mosey n MeOwy ..yoo r shure kyoot.
lets wakwak sum uff dem fishy treets uhraown furst n den eet dem. o
derz uh ball tew pway wiff tew ..3 kittens giggle...


Hihihi! wats yur naymezez?
du yu wanna eet awlla doz urrrr du yu wanna wakwak summa em rownd
furzt?


cutie



Kittenwatcher brings dem more fishee shaped tweets,...



Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur
demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i
duz... she brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to
cutie, we iz purtee relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef
can awso pway wiffa ofur kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum
beree comfee bedz ofur der fur
when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher
"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT
who is now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats
embark into the entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow...
once inside there is a door marked kitten play rum, trudi says,
lukit cutie, a rum juzt fur ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots
anna litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur
kittens... a kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee
can wate her while ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it
haz comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta
order der iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a
vidio hook up to the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt
interferein wiff food intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted
wiff dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin
skatin lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm
da bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna
box haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz
inna van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld
jack wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady
like, Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i
juzt heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta
likez hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the
sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself
wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat
seed willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz
innerzted in skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz
hotdgoz... da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed
da soft ringy balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna
duzin share unlezz we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da
goodiez... hhhmmm, we willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin
stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and
gets da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze
comez home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cyble: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little
by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM















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Old August 9th 11, 09:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default at the lake

stripez iz beree kule, MH wiffa underlyin stwipez
"cutie" wrote in message
...
looky at meeeeee....i hab stypz tuuuu, seee myne tayle?
see mine sydez? an wun blak stryp goin deown mine hole bak...seeeee?

cutie, turning around and standin up an wavink hur tayle.

"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
Haihai cutie? usses? ai m Tygur n az yew kan see ai wook wike uh liddle
tiger n diz iz mai sifter Mayzy, hoo iz awl bwack.
Et is sew nise tew see unuthur kitten heer..we r majijal whimsey bitties
n we kan tel yew awl ubaowt owrselfs.
Our mom n Pa r Mosey n MeOwy ..yoo r shure kyoot.
lets wakwak sum uff dem fishy treets uhraown furst n den eet dem. o derz
uh ball tew pway wiff tew ..3 kittens giggle...


Hihihi! wats yur naymezez?
du yu wanna eet awlla doz urrrr du yu wanna wakwak summa em rownd furzt?


cutie



Kittenwatcher brings dem more fishee shaped tweets,...



Tygur n Mayzy ask iffen da kittenwatcher haz iny tweetz fur demselfs.

kittenwatcher smilez, her fluffy tail twitches, why of kawse i duz...
she brings little fishee shapes treetz and gifes dem to cutie, we iz
purtee relaxed abowt who comez in here, butted ursef can awso pway
wiffa ofur kittens who we watches... awso der iz sum beree comfee bedz
ofur der fur
when ursef needsa nap,

kittenwatcher
"cutie" wrote in message
...

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
after a few minutes drifin a reached urown desstinashun...

Trudi sees a small entrance that must be the ktty entrance... OT who
is now getting the hang of drifin pulls in and the girlcats embark
into the entrance... the mencats anna kittens follow... once inside
there is a door marked kitten play rum, trudi says, lukit cutie, a
rum juzt fur ukittens, lets go in anna see...

inside there is a perfekt kitten pway rum wif toyz, nappin spots anna
litter boxes, der is awso fud anna waterz sutable fur kittens... a
kittenwatcher says, alla da kittenz in urown partee can wate her
while ursefz skatez or takezsa lezzonz...

diz iz nice trudi and OEJ agrees...

oooo diz iz nyz, i wike diz tuu.
Lizzy, r u 2 owld fur diz?
i wanna pway heer.
i yam nottid reddee tu lern tu skayte.

kittenwatcher, du yu hab enny tweetz fur me?

cutie




da nezt door down furm da kitten pway rum iza mancat lownge, it haz
comfee reklinerchairz, nip beerz, anna nip cigarz anna snakzta order
der iz awso cattv which not onlee haz da reglur stuff but a vidio
hook up to the rink so da mencats can watch lessons wifowt
interferein wiff food intake, err da lessons...

da nezt door iza ladeez lwnge, samez az da mencatz lownge butted wiff
dainter chairz anna fudz...

finally at lazt, der iza skatin rink door...

OEJ opins da door anna sees a rum wiff alla eqwipmint for takin
skatin lezzonz anna a signy up sheet for roller derbee lezzon,

NOW DIS is kule,

OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow is so excited she can barely sit on the seat.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ finds trudi, who has da hoomin inna box, anna mikrophone furm da
bak
pak,

ok ucats, ifin ursefz iz dun eatin we iz gonna pak upsa fudz anna
stuffz
anna we haza anofur stop ta make...

alla u tgks we iz gowinta roller derbee klasses, da hoomin inna box
haza
direshuns...

soon alla fudz dwinkz anna ofur stufz iz paked anna efuricat iz inna
van
agin efin da kitteez whut ported in late...

OT gets in the seat, chester and mh onna dash, OEJ and harri onna
pedalz,
trudi inna passengerz seat, wiffa majik bak pak anna hoomin inna
box...
trudi fluffs herown pillow, descreetellee leafin enuf rum shuld jack
wish to
port in anna sit wif hersef.

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Willow claps her paws together. Oh yes, she yells, very unlady
like, Harri kallng da tuff girlz klub we haz sumphin ta du.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

OEJ sees willow and wafez hersef ofur...

since mozt kitteez iz done eatin ann iz startin ta wake up... i
juzt heard
onna radio...

da hoomin skaintin rink iz teechin roller derbee klasses fur da
hoomin
womenz, not all ruff anee more but owtfitz, skatez anna sorta likez
hoomin
sokkerz, i betz der iza kittee klazz ifin ursef wantsa go, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett taking a stroll in the shade sees Willow sitting in the
sun. OEJ is lukink furr urself. U bedder go cee what herself
wantz. Wilow jumps up and goes in search of her friend.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...

just then OEJ wakes up and comez fura dwink... haz anee cat seed
willow? i
heard a innerstin thing onna radio... I knowz hersef iz innerzted
in skatez
anna kule owtfitz so when we iz dun wiffa lunch anna napz i haz
sumwhere
elze fur uses ta go... i hasta see ifin she wantsa dowit... OEJ
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
da softz getsa barurzts, anna sumtimez da veinna beefz hotdgoz...
da soft lofez anee sausagez, da furree onze bringed da soft ringy
balooneez furm witcasun, dey bof eat dat anna duzin share unlezz
we showzdemselfz klawz... tastez sum of da goodiez... hhhmmm, we
willz needsa get sum of dat 'tailin stuffz fur owrz howze,

barbi
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 6 Aug 2011 02:46:56 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

barbi wafes at da sisfurz furn da twee... she comez down and
gets da same as
dem den...

diz iz a great catmunity anna da bezt part iz da nocat elze
comez home wif
ursef unlezz ursef wantz,

Cyble: Well, datz gud. We wantz da fuds err... I meanz da
hoomanawl to
owrselbes!

Oriane: Here, do twy dese here sawsages and fings. Dere berry
tasty![Lists
glass] and Cheerz!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/6/2011 12:41:36 PM

















 




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