Noo Hampshyur kitty killt by gun

Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html

The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a
shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped,
and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be
euthanized.

The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat
had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem
was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this
idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath.

People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure
that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I
do!

--- Unca Cory

Hisssssspit!
Ralph, sharpening his claws & fangs

Cory wrote:
Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html

The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a
shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped,
and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be
euthanized.

The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat
had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem
was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this
idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath.

People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure
that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I
do!

--- Unca Cory

anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger
Cory wrote in message
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Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news...10/detail.html

The short story is that this idiot pulled back the hammer on a
shotgun, and while trying to release the hammer, his thumb slipped,
and the gun fired one round, which hit the cat, who had to be
euthanized.

The stupid idiot who fired the gun tried, however, to say that his cat
had knocked the gun over, which caused the gun to fire. Only problem
was that the cops, after noticing a multitude of beer cans in this
idiot's apartment, smelled beer on his breath.

People like this SFB (I have faith in you kitties that you can figure
that out) moron just shouldn't be allowed to breathe the same air I
do!

--- Unca Cory

On Aug 12, 4:43 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger

Tiger, my furry friend, you'll *LOVE* this... (sarcasm FULLY
intended...)

"(Shetland) Pony shot in Marquette County"

http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/9187447.html

There are a lot of grammatical/structural errors in the text of the
story for some odd reason, but it's a true story. I saw this one on
the news the other night. Marquette county is just shy of central
Wisconsin... not quite south enough to be considered part of
southcentral Wisconsin (JMHO), but not quite north enough to be
considered part of central Wisconsin, either.

--- Unca Cory

whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger
Cory wrote in message
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On Aug 12, 4:43 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
anna sooner he stopz uzinin ani air iz fine with owr entire hozwe, Tiger

Tiger, my furry friend, you'll *LOVE* this... (sarcasm FULLY
intended...)

"(Shetland) Pony shot in Marquette County"

http://www.nbc15.com/home/headlines/9187447.html

There are a lot of grammatical/structural errors in the text of the
story for some odd reason, but it's a true story. I saw this one on
the news the other night. Marquette county is just shy of central
Wisconsin... not quite south enough to be considered part of
southcentral Wisconsin (JMHO), but not quite north enough to be
considered part of central Wisconsin, either.

--- Unca Cory

On Aug 19, 12:26 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger

Hey now, don't lump ALL of the humans in Wiscatsin together, Tiger.
99.999% of us Wiscatsinites are NOT this stupid... or cruel.

--- Unca Cory

ok den, Chester glad unca corey sayed diz
Cory wrote in message
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On Aug 19, 12:26 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
whut iz wrung wif your hoomanz up der, Tiger

Hey now, don't lump ALL of the humans in Wiscatsin together, Tiger.
99.999% of us Wiscatsinites are NOT this stupid... or cruel.

--- Unca Cory