Trudi's Venshure atta Gramby's

*porter twinkles and owt steps Trudi wif a pan of nip carob brownies, anna
bottle of nip wine for her anna piglette ta share*

Trudi: it wuz veri nize fur yourownsefta vite mineself ofur. Itz kold at
owrz howze anna efin da squrrlez iz not playin owtside so itz kinda borin
rite now.
Piglette: I waz alzo bored anna deze youngcatz iz gettin on mine nerfz...
but it waz kinda fun watchin demselvez getta cardz down anna den watchina
Gramby sqweel wif delite when herself kamed home wuz purti gud.

Trudi: ifin you getz sum glazzes we kan share diz wine anna browniez.
Piglette: kule, here iz sum glazzez anna saucerz fur da browniez... letz
go behind da kowch so we kan relaz anna injoy owrselfz... da kittemz iz
takina nap in derown new fleecy kubes so dey won't bofur uses...
Trudi: kule what has been goin on rownd here hopefully sumfin lezz borin da
owrown hozuez...
Piglette: no not really sinze itz kold da gramby hazint efin hadda be atta
toona plaze fur veri long atta time, diz iz gud kuz it meanz herself iz here
more.
Trudi: same at owrz houwze, da soft iz komplainin bowt no toonaz butted she
iz happi fur bein atta howze morore.

Just then the ringy box goes off anna Trudi anna Piglette hear Gramby anzwer
anna talk fura bit... When Gramby hangz up she changez clothes beclawz she
wuz cleanin anna beginsta make coffee...

Piglette, oohhh diz izunt gud... I duzint like diz, efuri time Gramby makez
coffee it meanz strangerz inna howze, anna da hoomin she wuz talkinto duzint
arrife unless she iz bringin a man hoomin.
Trudi: duzint you wantsa anofur manhoomin? mayhaps i kan learn sumfin furm
deze hoominz bowt skort makin.
Piglette: I duzint think you will learn muc, diz here hoomin skort maker
keepz bringin substandard manhoominz fur Gramby ta luk at, anna mozt of dem
iz juzt tootoo unaceptable...
Trudi, den why duz Gramby let herself bring dem ofur?
Piglette: She made herself stop beclawz she wuzint kallin juzt showin up,
but i hearda Gramby person say she had meeted diz manhooman socalli a while
bak... oh yeah, i duzint kare ifin der iz anofur manhoomin ornot, da one
gramby usta haf wuz mine main hoomin now itsa Gramby anna az long az i haz
herself it duzint matterer ifin heza gud hoomin...
Trudi-- pours more wine and puts anofur brownie onna saucers...
Trudi: Diz shuld be innereztin aniway.

*juzt den der iza knock atta door, da hoomin skort maker arrife wifda new
man hooman Gramby iz supozedta meet... dey sittatta table anna eatz kake da
skort maker bringed anna drinkzda koffee gramby made...
Piglette, well himz voice izunt too lowd anna dija see him had readed some
of da bukz gramby haz in her readin stak, anna him efin likeda muzik her had
onna steroe... da lazt one hadda nerf ta tuch gramby'z setero anna turn offa
muzik not onze but 2 timez, ... him didunt stay ver long.
Trudi: as she sniffs the air, him duzint smell bad or lika D*G or anithin
so dat iz pozitif, anna him lukz purti heafly...

*The two girlcats eat their browniez anna drink theirz wine in silinze as
the 3 hoominz talk...
Piglette: diz here iza leazt substandard hoomin we haz seed so far, I
wunner ifin himself willz azk da gramby fura dat?
Trudi: well he mite, sean az how he said he likez kitteez anna himself iz
retire skulteacher, so dat sayz him iz smurt...

Juzt then Piglette gasps anna: lukit, da Gramby iz gettin a ashtray!!! efin
soft anna furry duzint set theirz fazes on fire in herown howze!!! she muzt
like diz hoomin!!!
Trudi peekz owt furm unner da kowch anna sees what iz gowin on...

Trudi: nope lukit itza cigar, Gramby likez doze, anna diz wuld be sumfin
demselvez haz in kommon, diz iza gud thing... You betterer go anna sniff
diz hoominta make sure you likesa smell of him, he mite be arownd more
ofin...

Piglette: not yet, i duzint wanna apear to friendli it wuld wreck up mine
reputatshun...

The two girlcats drink more wine anna eat more browniez...

they lizten az gramby azks abowt da cigar da man hoomin iz smokin, she sayz
iz smellz nize... den afura while da man hoomin sayz why iz gramby so
innerezted in himz cigar... well gramby tellz himself dat she likez cigarz
anna iz innerezted in tryin new onez... den der iza big silint space...
Trudi anna Piglette peek owt furm unner da kowch...

Trudi: dat man hoomin lukz kinda funni, sorta constipated like...
Piglette: I wonner ifin da skort makerz kakae wuz bad?

juzt then Trudi anna Piglette hear gramby say how she will hafta get someta
try... gramby notize da manhoominz scrunched up noze... whats the matter
azkz gramby... anna man hoomin sayz veri rude like that he duzint think a
real lady smokez cigars!!!

Trudi: uhoh diz izunt gud, I sure hopez yourown gramby iz better dan soft
bowt keepin herown temper!!! soft wulda smaked him fur dat rude remark...

Piglette: she won't efin yell but i will bet ya a package of pounce hez
owtta here quik...

Just then they see feets gointo da door, dey wuz grambyz feetz, anna door
opined... anna they heara gramby hoomin say, it wuz nizta meet himself but
dey obviolsi wont be seein each ofur agin kuz derown definishunz of whata
ladi iz duzint match...

Trudi anna Piglette watch asz skortmakerz feetz anna manhoominz feetz leaf,
gramby shutsda door anna standz der fura minute... den her laffz owt lowd,

Trudi: why iz yourown Gramby laffin shuldint she be mad or sumfin?

Piglete: well she mite be mad but hersef haz meeted so mani men hoominz
lateli dat wantsa run herown life anna change herself anna nowz itz juzt
funni, kuz i heared herself tell soft da ofur day dat she iz opinta datin
but she izunt gonna play ani gamez or chang who hersef iz anna dat ifin a
man hoomin wantsa date her or juzt be furndz datz fine but hersef izunt
gonna play gamez or be sumfin she izunt...

Trudi: dat kinda smurt anna it iz kinda funni sinze da man hoomin kan smoke
a cigar but nott woman hoomin.

Piglette: hoominz iz veri strang.

Trudi: well i guezz i better go home anna chek on mine hoominz. Thank
yourownself fur hafin me.

Piglette thank yourownself fur vizitin anna bringin snakz, nezt time you
vizit i will makeza snakz,

*porter twinklez and trudi iz bak home and readi fura nap,

Piglete: well she mite be mad but hersef haz meeted so mani men hoominz
lateli dat wantsa run herown life anna change herself anna nowz itz juzt
funni, kuz i heared herself tell soft da ofur day dat she iz opinta datin
but she izunt gonna play ani gamez or chang who hersef iz anna dat ifin a
man hoomin wantsa date her or juzt be furndz datz fine but hersef izunt
gonna play gamez or be sumfin she izunt...

Piglet, it soundz like da Gramby is furry wise. If ceegars is ok fur
man-hoomins, den dey is ok fur lady-hoomins too. An if a man-hoomin
finks dat a lady-hoomin needs to change anyfing about demownselves, den
da man-hoomin must not be furry bright.

Harri Roadcat

Oh my lord. I couldn't have said it better myself actually, guess I said it
first. I journal a lot and sent Lee what I wrote for my daughter about this
"episode". Hers has the facts but is much funnier. In my "for my kids"
file, I will substitute Trudi's for mine. Still laughing and I knew how it
would turn out.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
*porter twinkles and owt steps Trudi wif a pan of nip carob brownies, anna
bottle of nip wine for her anna piglette ta share*

Trudi: it wuz veri nize fur yourownsefta vite mineself ofur. Itz kold at
owrz howze anna efin da squrrlez iz not playin owtside so itz kinda borin
rite now.
Piglette: I waz alzo bored anna deze youngcatz iz gettin on mine nerfz...
but it waz kinda fun watchin demselvez getta cardz down anna den watchina
Gramby sqweel wif delite when herself kamed home wuz purti gud.

Trudi: ifin you getz sum glazzes we kan share diz wine anna browniez.
Piglette: kule, here iz sum glazzez anna saucerz fur da browniez... letz
go behind da kowch so we kan relaz anna injoy owrselfz... da kittemz iz
takina nap in derown new fleecy kubes so dey won't bofur uses...
Trudi: kule what has been goin on rownd here hopefully sumfin lezz borin
da
owrown hozuez...
Piglette: no not really sinze itz kold da gramby hazint efin hadda be atta
toona plaze fur veri long atta time, diz iz gud kuz it meanz herself iz
here
more.
Trudi: same at owrz houwze, da soft iz komplainin bowt no toonaz butted
she
iz happi fur bein atta howze morore.

Just then the ringy box goes off anna Trudi anna Piglette hear Gramby
anzwer
anna talk fura bit... When Gramby hangz up she changez clothes beclawz she
wuz cleanin anna beginsta make coffee...

Piglette, oohhh diz izunt gud... I duzint like diz, efuri time Gramby
makez
coffee it meanz strangerz inna howze, anna da hoomin she wuz talkinto
duzint
arrife unless she iz bringin a man hoomin.
Trudi: duzint you wantsa anofur manhoomin? mayhaps i kan learn sumfin
furm
deze hoominz bowt skort makin.
Piglette: I duzint think you will learn muc, diz here hoomin skort maker
keepz bringin substandard manhoominz fur Gramby ta luk at, anna mozt of
dem
iz juzt tootoo unaceptable...
Trudi, den why duz Gramby let herself bring dem ofur?
Piglette: She made herself stop beclawz she wuzint kallin juzt showin up,
but i hearda Gramby person say she had meeted diz manhooman socalli a
while
bak... oh yeah, i duzint kare ifin der iz anofur manhoomin ornot, da one
gramby usta haf wuz mine main hoomin now itsa Gramby anna az long az i haz
herself it duzint matterer ifin heza gud hoomin...
Trudi-- pours more wine and puts anofur brownie onna saucers...
Trudi: Diz shuld be innereztin aniway.

*juzt den der iza knock atta door, da hoomin skort maker arrife wifda new
man hooman Gramby iz supozedta meet... dey sittatta table anna eatz kake
da
skort maker bringed anna drinkzda koffee gramby made...
Piglette, well himz voice izunt too lowd anna dija see him had readed
some
of da bukz gramby haz in her readin stak, anna him efin likeda muzik her
had
onna steroe... da lazt one hadda nerf ta tuch gramby'z setero anna turn
offa
muzik not onze but 2 timez, ... him didunt stay ver long.
Trudi: as she sniffs the air, him duzint smell bad or lika D*G or anithin
so dat iz pozitif, anna him lukz purti heafly...

*The two girlcats eat their browniez anna drink theirz wine in silinze as
the 3 hoominz talk...
Piglette: diz here iza leazt substandard hoomin we haz seed so far, I
wunner ifin himself willz azk da gramby fura dat?
Trudi: well he mite, sean az how he said he likez kitteez anna himself iz
retire skulteacher, so dat sayz him iz smurt...

Juzt then Piglette gasps anna: lukit, da Gramby iz gettin a ashtray!!!
efin
soft anna furry duzint set theirz fazes on fire in herown howze!!! she
muzt
like diz hoomin!!!
Trudi peekz owt furm unner da kowch anna sees what iz gowin on...

Trudi: nope lukit itza cigar, Gramby likez doze, anna diz wuld be sumfin
demselvez haz in kommon, diz iza gud thing... You betterer go anna sniff
diz hoominta make sure you likesa smell of him, he mite be arownd more
ofin...

Piglette: not yet, i duzint wanna apear to friendli it wuld wreck up mine
reputatshun...

The two girlcats drink more wine anna eat more browniez...

they lizten az gramby azks abowt da cigar da man hoomin iz smokin, she
sayz
iz smellz nize... den afura while da man hoomin sayz why iz gramby so
innerezted in himz cigar... well gramby tellz himself dat she likez cigarz
anna iz innerezted in tryin new onez... den der iza big silint space...
Trudi anna Piglette peek owt furm unner da kowch...

Trudi: dat man hoomin lukz kinda funni, sorta constipated like...
Piglette: I wonner ifin da skort makerz kakae wuz bad?

juzt then Trudi anna Piglette hear gramby say how she will hafta get
someta
try... gramby notize da manhoominz scrunched up noze... whats the matter
azkz gramby... anna man hoomin sayz veri rude like that he duzint think a
real lady smokez cigars!!!

Trudi: uhoh diz izunt gud, I sure hopez yourown gramby iz better dan soft
bowt keepin herown temper!!! soft wulda smaked him fur dat rude remark...

Piglette: she won't efin yell but i will bet ya a package of pounce hez
owtta here quik...

Just then they see feets gointo da door, dey wuz grambyz feetz, anna door
opined... anna they heara gramby hoomin say, it wuz nizta meet himself but
dey obviolsi wont be seein each ofur agin kuz derown definishunz of whata
ladi iz duzint match...

Trudi anna Piglette watch asz skortmakerz feetz anna manhoominz feetz
leaf,
gramby shutsda door anna standz der fura minute... den her laffz owt lowd,

Trudi: why iz yourown Gramby laffin shuldint she be mad or sumfin?

Piglete: well she mite be mad but hersef haz meeted so mani men hoominz
lateli dat wantsa run herown life anna change herself anna nowz itz juzt
funni, kuz i heared herself tell soft da ofur day dat she iz opinta datin
but she izunt gonna play ani gamez or chang who hersef iz anna dat ifin a
man hoomin wantsa date her or juzt be furndz datz fine but hersef izunt
gonna play gamez or be sumfin she izunt...

Trudi: dat kinda smurt anna it iz kinda funni sinze da man hoomin kan
smoke
a cigar but nott woman hoomin.

Piglette: hoominz iz veri strang.

Trudi: well i guezz i better go home anna chek on mine hoominz. Thank
yourownself fur hafin me.

Piglette thank yourownself fur vizitin anna bringin snakz, nezt time you
vizit i will makeza snakz,

*porter twinklez and trudi iz bak home and readi fura nap,

Harri, I iz sure you iz rite, anna i iz sure dat i iz stikinta bein a skort
maker onli fur kitteez, deze hoominz iz to komplikated, anna furm da lukz
ofit, da hoominz whut wantsa be skortmakerz duzint doa veri gud job, Trudi,
who took notes then threw the pagez abowt hoominz away... it luked to muc
like work
Harri Roadcat wrote in message
...
Piglete: well she mite be mad but hersef haz meeted so mani men hoominz
lateli dat wantsa run herown life anna change herself anna nowz itz juzt
funni, kuz i heared herself tell soft da ofur day dat she iz opinta
datin
but she izunt gonna play ani gamez or chang who hersef iz anna dat ifin
a
man hoomin wantsa date her or juzt be furndz datz fine but hersef izunt
gonna play gamez or be sumfin she izunt...

Piglet, it soundz like da Gramby is furry wise. If ceegars is ok fur
man-hoomins, den dey is ok fur lady-hoomins too. An if a man-hoomin
finks dat a lady-hoomin needs to change anyfing about demownselves, den
da man-hoomin must not be furry bright.

Harri Roadcat