For discussion among kitties - do we need an election?

ok who wantsa play or duz you wantsa wait until afur poker anna cigarz? TV
"Adam" wrote in message
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I juzt readed diz lizt agin, i kan be the cheker player, TV

OK, u now Chancellor of the Exchequer!

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

On Apr 6, 11:05*pm, Adam wrote:
I was wondering about something, though. *What are you going to do
about the human economy?

Clarence

Fundamentals of Catmerica economy are strong. Datz whut impurrtant.

"Lovable Louise", Purrezident

That's because the Catmerica economy is based on the toona standard
where the toonas are frozen in a warehouse. A couple years ago I had
the toona warehouse moved to the Pluto so the humans can't find
them. The human economy is based on paper and electronic numbers.
The Catmerica economy has always been strong.

If we ever need any of the toonas, I set up a teleporter there.

The important thing about the human economy is that we live with
humans and they use their money to buy us food. A lot of humans have
been giving their cats to the Humane Society because their humans
don't have the money to take care of their cats and their economy
won't take our toonas. That's why the human economy needs to be
fixed.

Clarence

Clarence

On Apr 6, 11:05*pm, Adam wrote:
Are you saving that the Grand Pooh-Bah is a chief advisor?

Clarence

Grand Pooh-Bah iz "Lord High Everything Else."

http://math.boisestate.edu/GaS/mikado/libretto.txt

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

My question is if the Grand Pooh-Bah has a job duty of being the chief
advisor to the purrsident.

Clarence

Mom says that she's tired too. But she doesn't spend enough time at
home because she claims she has to work and bring home toonas. If the
human government would take Catmerica toonas, she won't have to work
or worry about human toonas.

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:03*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
soft sumtimez sayz she iz too tired, we letz her hafa day of onze inna while
but we makez her doit or she kant sleep, Tiger"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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Thanks. *I tried to be the best purrsident possible.

I try to get mom to let me come here but she won't open the browser
for me. *She claims she's too tired or too busy!

Clarence

On Apr 6, 2:38 am, "Stormmee" wrote:



I juzt seed dat pozt, you wuza veri gud prsident, but i duz unnerstand da
diffikulti of traiinin a hoomin, purhapz ifin yourown mom wuld let you
come
here more ofin you kuld hep owt onna infurmal basis, Tiger"ClowderCat"
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Please don't! I aleady declined the nomination.

Clarence

On Apr 2, 9:35 am, "Stormmee" wrote:

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in
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Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we
have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of
America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices -
Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

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He should take you shopping for your food so you can choose what you
want.

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:01*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
dat iza fakt, furry juzt wented owt agin, he sayz ta make toonaz butted whu
knowz fur sure... anna lazt time he kamed bak wif kittee fudz it wuzin't
mine skripshun fudz, *which i duzint like * so i refuzedta eat it until i
komplained fur abowt 15 minutez, Tiger"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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It sounds like most of our humans need to go to boot camp!

Clarence

On Apr 6, 12:03 am, "Mosey *=^..^=" wrote:



Boot Camp!!! hee hee hee Mosey

"Amelia T Cat"

Ours too.

Owrz hoominz r da sayme way. Mosey

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Why not? They should!

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:04*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
itz realli bad when da two of demz agreez on sumfin, like i hasta haf
skrishun fudz so dey agreed dat alla uses gets it, da rezt wuz mad at
myownself kuz da hoominz won't buy two flafurz, Tiger"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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I know. *Especially when the human is so stubborn!

Clarence

On Apr 6, 2:36 am, "Stormmee" wrote:



trying to get a hoominta do anithin iz diffiklt, Trudi"ClowderCat"
wrote in message

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On Apr 1, 7:01 pm, Adam wrote:

Fangu all 4 yr confidens in me!

Between the election and the inauguration, Lovable Louise
decided to become Grand Pooh-Bah.

No. While back, leedurship wanted here but 'fishul leedurs 'parently
'bandoned us! Reluktantly I assume role uv Grand Pooh-Bah. P2ña bekum
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah.

What does the Grand Pooh-Bah do?

Purrezident & Chief Justicat working on dat. Will have 'portant role in
govmint. Already advizd CJ on Lilith's case.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

But I didn't abandon you. I believe in very limited government and
letting cats govern themselves. I believe that the most important
thing a purrsident, chief justicat and grand pooh-bah can do is to
make sure our humans are behaving. That's what I tried to do when I
was purrsident. It was a lot of work because humans are very stubborn
and untrainable.

Are you saving that the Grand Pooh-Bah is a chief advisor?

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Hey Harri Roadcat, do you want to be head honcho?

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:07*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
now datz an idermint, mayhapz Harri roadcat, hersef certanili appliez, Tiger"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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Or how about a TGK. *They're good at a lot of things.

Clarence

On Apr 6, 2:40 am, "Stormmee" wrote:



it iz veri flatterin butted tryint ta train deze two hoominz anna be da
senyor kitty offa howze wif diz mani catz iza lotsa wurk fur a mature
kittee
such az minsef... I thinkz a younger mancat like sundanze wuld be a gud
choize, Tiger"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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That's a good idea. Do you want to be head honcho, Tiger?

Clarence

On Apr 3, 12:49 pm, "Stormmee" wrote:

like da head honcho mite be in charge of settin uppa clazzess fur da
hoomin
boot kamp, Tiger, glad it wunt be hisef"Mosey =^..^="
wrote in message

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Saowndz gud tew me ulso..Mosey

diz iza gud idermint, i willz sekundit, Tiger

Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

Clarence, retired Catmerica purrsident

Clarence, I think an alternative action might be in order. Since we
have
a Purresident and a Grand Poohbah, I think we could balance things
out
with a Head Honcho. The hoomins in Catmerica - errr, the US of
America -
maintain a system of checks and balances by having judicial,
legislative,
and executive branches of government. We do too, but I think we
could
add
another layer of checks and balances by also having a tripartate
executive branch. LL currently holds two executive offices -
Purresident
and Grand Poobah. So why don't we also elect a Head Honcho? The Head
Honcho could work with the Purresident and the Grand Poobah as
equal-
level peers.

I would like to nominate Clarence for the office of Head Honcho. Who
would like to second the nomination?

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Nip cigars are reallly good. Mom never gives me enough nip!

Clarence

On Apr 7, 6:06*pm, "Stormmee" wrote:
owrz furry playz poker alla time, himz realli likez it, da soft, efin when
her eyez weren't allaway broked wuzint smurt enufta do it, juzt azk Tiger or
wascal fura nip cigar, i iz sure one of dem haz one, Trudi"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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I'll try to. *I'm not sure I want to smoke a cigar unless it's a nip
cigar. *Poker is a lot of fun.

Clarence

On Apr 6, 2:34 am, "Stormmee" wrote:



I sure hopez you can i thinkz da mencatz iz gettin readita smoke cigarz
anna
play poker, Trudi"ClowderCat" wrote in message

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I'd like to but I'm having problems getting mom to let me come here.
I'll try to get there but I might not be able to post much about it.

Clarence

On Apr 1, 1:27 am, "Stormmee" wrote:

hey clarence iz you gonna come onna kruze, dey gotz gud fudz, anna i bet
you
kuld teacha chef a thing or two bowt pizza, Tiger, hopin hizown furnd
goez
onna kruze"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message

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I fink LL is doink a gudgu on awl 3 pozishins. I ugree with Tiger..
Mosey

seems like she is doin fine so fur, ifin der iza purblim we kan deal
wifit at dat time, she iz purti gud at deligatin, she got rite to
onyx
so
himz kuld get on wif sekatari of sr kittees, Tiger

"ClowderCat"
This is the situation. We have one kitty who is Purrsident, Chief
Justicat and Grand Pooh-Bah.

Lovable Louise was appointed Chief Justicat when Chester, former
Chief
Justicat, went to the bridge. Then Lovable Louise was elected
Purrsident. Between the election and the inauguration, Lovable
Louise
decided to become Grand Pooh-Bah.

What does the Grand Pooh-Bah do?

Do all of us kitties think that there is a catflict of interest in
this? Is Lovable Louise becoming overloaded because she has 3
positions?

Do we want to have an election for Chief Justicat?

What do all of you kitties think?

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That's why the human economy needs to be fixed.

Clarence

I delegate it 2 u.

"Lovable Louise", Prez.

My question is if the Grand Pooh-Bah has a job duty of being the chief
advisor to the purrsident.

Clarence

No. Grand Pooh-Bah "Lord High Everything Else" w/meni meni duteez. Prez
can get advice fm NE1.

"Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah