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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
Hai every kitty n goggie.
Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, Vice Grand Pooh Bah |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
On 12/15/2013 10:17 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote:
Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, Vice Grand Pooh Bah We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
"ann791" wrote in message ... On 12/15/2013 10:17 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote: Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai emayled dem wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise Fangu Lucy Lu n Samwise. Ai wyl mayk et wurth yer wile wif fudz n eggy nog wif nip innit. yeUP Mosey-happi |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
On 12/15/2013 10:17 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote: Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise Lucy Lu n Samwise are helping Mosey decorate the tall tree tree, and they stop for a breather and have some nip eggnog. "You both have been a great help to me so far and I REALLY appreciate it. yeUP" They all hear the sounds of the Swedish Chef in Mosey's VERY big kitchen , and knows there will be goodies galore.. They hear the Swedish Chef singing as he cooks, followed by a *Bork Bork Bork*, and they all laugh. This is going to be a great Kissamouse party, , isn't it? He asks Lucy Lu and Samwise. Mosey |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
On 12/19/2013 5:22 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote:
On 12/15/2013 10:17 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote: Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise Lucy Lu n Samwise are helping Mosey decorate the tall tree tree, and they stop for a breather and have some nip eggnog. "You both have been a great help to me so far and I REALLY appreciate it. yeUP" They all hear the sounds of the Swedish Chef in Mosey's VERY big kitchen , and knows there will be goodies galore.. They hear the Swedish Chef singing as he cooks, followed by a *Bork Bork Bork*, and they all laugh. This is going to be a great Kissamouse party, , isn't it? He asks Lucy Lu and Samwise. Mosey The food smells so good. I can't wait for Chef to say it's ready. "I hope there is room on the tree for a few more ornaments" as Lucy hands Mosey a box. Inside are cat shaped ornaments that change color as the light reflects off them. Lucy Lu |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
Mosey^ ..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On 12/15/2013 10:17 PM, Mosey^ ..^= wrote: Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise Lucy Lu n Samwise are helping Mosey decorate the tall tree tree, and they stop for a breather and have some nip eggnog. "You both have been a great help to me so far and I REALLY appreciate it. yeUP" They all hear the sounds of the Swedish Chef in Mosey's VERY big kitchen , and knows there will be goodies galore.. They hear the Swedish Chef singing as he cooks, followed by a *Bork Bork Bork*, and they all laugh. This is going to be a great Kissamouse party, , isn't it? He asks Lucy Lu and Samwise. Mosey Oh so sad! Plz do not confuz mai meowmie who is also a Carol (song of joy is what Carol stands fur) with da other one. Wez been a bit delayed but wez on da way! Meowmie was hidening muny ina jar fur a lady wif 2foot kids who losted her job. I'z gotta help Iowna gets gussied up fur a parti! Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!! -- |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
Mosey=^ ..^= wrote Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. Ai fink weh shud hab uh Kissamouse Party at mai big house, Ai m keaping Tygur n Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Duz inyune fink uh Kissamouse Party at mai big hoam iz uh gud idear? Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai nead lotza hulp dekoratin et. Hoo wuntz tu kome ovur n hulp meh dekorate et? Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise Lucy Lu n Samwise are helping Mosey decorate the tall tree tree, an they stop for a breather and have some nip eggnog. "You both have been a great help to me so far and I REALLY appreciate it. yeUP" They all hear the sounds of the Swedish Chef in Mosey's VERY big kitchen , and knows there will be goodies galore.. They hear the Swedish Chef singing as he cooks, followed by a *Bork Bork Bork*, and they all laugh. This is going to be a great Kissamouse party, , isn't it? He asks Lucy Lu and Samwise. Mosey Oh so sad! Plz do not confuz mai meowmie who is also a Carol (song of joy is what Carol stands fur) with da other one. Oh, I would NEVER confuz your Moewmie Carol, who is VERY and gives money to a 2 foot who lost her job and had no money for presents fur her 2 foot kids. dat wuz VURY nice: uf yerown Meowmie Carol tu du dat fur dem. Mosey hugs Aunti Carol, the GOOD one. ) Mai former mother in law da UTHUR Carol, is mean and hareful yeUP . Wez been a bit delayed but wez on da way! Meowmie was hidening muny ina jar fur a lady wif 2foot kids who losted her job. Mosey adds "Dat wuz sew nise uf yer Meowmie Carol tu du dat fur dat laydy n hur 2 foor kids. Now mayhaps they wyl have uh Merry Christmas after all. yeUP I'z gotta help Iowna gets gussied up fur a parti! Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!! Ai seh yu awl heer n yew awl wook sew nise..smiles..welcum big grin Mosey -- |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
Mosey=^ ..^= wrote: Hai every kitty n goggie. Ai gotted sum nooz. Furzt, we gotted owr Sekrit Santa pakage, n we luff awl da stuff dat wuz innit. yeUP Owr Selrit Santa evun sent Meowmie Kyla some really nice presents also. Sekund, Meowy n ai got uh divorse cuz mai Mom n Meowys Mom Carol gotted entu uh fite, bai e mayel but et wuznt mai Mom'z fawlt at awl. Nope! Mai mom Kyla wundnt hurt uh fly. But mai formur MIL Carol iz meen tu mai Mom, n mai Mom Kyla wunt put up wif dat at awl. Nope! Hoominz. Hoo kan unerstan dem sumtymez? So nao ai m uh singul man cat uf 11 n une haf yeerz old . I sent Meowy packing bak hoam tu Euegeen, Oregun, n hur wunt evun rite tu meh noe moar evun tho ai wyshd hur n hur roommayte Honey uh Happi Kissamouse. Ai feal sad dat diz awl hapuned ,but datz da wai lyfe iz sumtymez. , Ai m keaping wee Tygur n wee Mayzy, owr bitties wif meh, cuz et iz tu kole wer Meowy livz nao. Da banistur iz styl polishd n ai gots noo floompy pillowz to land on wen yu slyde daown dat banistur. Ai ulso redekorated da hole house wif no trase uf Meowy in et at awl. Ai nao refooz tu be sad , cuz dat wuz der choise, nawt myne! Ai gotz uh bigbig twee up n ai gotz lotza hulp dekoratin et frum Lucy Lu and Samwise. Ai gotz prezziez fur every une uf mai furendz der. Luffs Mosey, We would love to come to your party and help dekorate the tree. Lucy Lu & Samwise YU bof did uh grate job uf hulping meh dekorate the big tree, Lucy Lu and Samwise and I really appreciate it yeUP. Lucy Lu n Samwise are helping Mosey decorate the tall tree tree, and they stop for a breather and have some nip eggnog. "You both have been a great help to me so far and I REALLY appreciate it. yeUP" They all hear the sounds of the Swedish Chef in Mosey's VERY big kitchen , and knows there will be goodies galore.. They hear the Swedish Chef singing as he cooks, followed by a *Bork Bork Bork*, and they all laugh. This is going to be a great Kissamouse party, isn't it? He asks Lucy Lu and Samwise. Mosey Oh so sad! Plz do not confuz mai meowmie who is also a Carol (song of joy is what Carol stands fur) with da other one. Mosey tells this Carol "Nope I would NEBBER confuse your WUNNERFUL Meowmie Carol with mai former mother in law the other Carol who is mean and hateful" Hur terminunated hur n mai Mom Kyla's 5 yeer frendship,. *sigh* Wat uh meen fing tu du. Speshuly at diz tyme uf yeer. Wez been a bit delayed but wez on da way! Meowmie was hidening muny ina jar fur a lady wif 2foot kids who losted her job. Dat wuz sew nise uf yer Meowmie Carol tu du fur dat lady hoo lost hur job n haz 2 foot kids. Bless herown hatrt fur doing diz fur dat laydee n hur kidz. nao dey mite hab uh Merry Kissamouse tu, ai hoap. Dat wuz uh vury kynd fing uf yer Meowmie Carol tu du fur dat laydee and her 2 foot kids. Now mahaps they will have a nice Kissamouse. I'z gotta help Iowna gets gussied up fur a parti! Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!! -- |
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AI GOTTED SUM NOOZ, SENT DEC 15, 2013
Mosey^ ..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Mosey Oh so sad! Plz do not confuz mai meowmie who is also a Carol (song of joy is what Carol stands fur) with da other one. Oh, I would NEVER confuz your Moewmie Carol, who is VERY and gives money to a 2 foot who lost her job and had no money for presents fur her 2 foot kids. dat wuz VURY nice: uf yerown Meowmie Carol tu du dat fur dem. Mosey hugs Aunti Carol, the GOOD one. ) Mai former mother in law da UTHUR Carol, is mean and hareful yeUP . Ohh dat is sad. But Meowmie is really nice. Wez been a bit delayed but wez on da way! Meowmie was hidening muny ina jar fur a lady wif 2foot kids who losted her job. Mosey adds "Dat wuz sew nise uf yer Meowmie Carol tu du dat fur dat laydy n hur 2 foor kids. Now mayhaps they wyl have uh Merry Christmas after all. yeUP She and daddy 2foots maid lots ob cheer dis year. Daddy 2foots gifteded 3 metal boy toy trucks anna a speak-n-play laptop plus a gooshy doll baby to Toys fur tots den 8 bags ob simple toys to Freecylez den more whened dat last lady cumed in. She didnt furget us eider. Dere's a little goggie jus liek Iowna butted her meowmie couldn't affird to take the hurty eye out. Iowna sez it hurtz lots to hab eyes wif glaucoma monsterz. Meowmie looked at us solumly anna asked if wez rather feelz gud or have more gifties. Wez decided simple gifties anna feelz gud! Naow our 2foots keep gigglingz inna Charlotte's room anna we knows dey making us toys! I'z gotta help Iowna gets gussied up fur a parti! Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!! Ai seh yu awl heer n yew awl wook sew nise..smiles..welcum big grin Mosey Wez dere! I'z snickeringz at Cash's jingle bells. I felted bad at furst fur laughing but he's kool wif it. Daisy-chan, da Magnifiscent!! -- |
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