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Kwyet Sundae Mornin'
Meowmie gotted up earlee an lef da howze, an cayme bak in haffa hower
smellin liyke wet mowedup grazz. We wuz stunned, beclawz usuwallee she iz much lazeer den dat onna Sundae! Now she haz collapsez by da 'pooter. An Junior iz alternating hurkin an poopin onna carpit (we'z tellin tayles, now!). He hazza catsipatshyun purroblem. Meowmie wuz feedin him olive oil lazt niyte (well, tryin tu, he wuznt sure he liyked it, he luffz mineral oil but we iz owta dat) an alzo petroleum jelly tu try tu loosen him up. Baby iz curled up inna sleepin bag lyke she offen duz, beclawz den she finks da hoomin cant see hur. Effurywun elze iz loungin arownd da howze on variouz purchez, watchin da wurld go by owt da windoes. Weze gonna go poor sum tee intu Meowmie, an see if we ken bring hur bak tu lyfe. Da Reporturs at da Howze uf Koster -- ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.**** Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html |
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furry gifes a girl hooman toonas to cut off ourown grass. OEJ
Da Koster Katz wrote in message ... Meowmie gotted up earlee an lef da howze, an cayme bak in haffa hower smellin liyke wet mowedup grazz. We wuz stunned, beclawz usuwallee she iz much lazeer den dat onna Sundae! Now she haz collapsez by da 'pooter. An Junior iz alternating hurkin an poopin onna carpit (we'z tellin tayles, now!). He hazza catsipatshyun purroblem. Meowmie wuz feedin him olive oil lazt niyte (well, tryin tu, he wuznt sure he liyked it, he luffz mineral oil but we iz owta dat) an alzo petroleum jelly tu try tu loosen him up. Baby iz curled up inna sleepin bag lyke she offen duz, beclawz den she finks da hoomin cant see hur. Effurywun elze iz loungin arownd da howze on variouz purchez, watchin da wurld go by owt da windoes. Weze gonna go poor sum tee intu Meowmie, an see if we ken bring hur bak tu lyfe. Da Reporturs at da Howze uf Koster -- ****Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.**** Koster Katz: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez RPCC Glossary: http://www.willapabay.org/~seabreez/glossary.html |
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