How many hitpoints do cats have?

This is an important question. Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 21:13:08 -0700, Eric Coldo wrote:

This is an important question.

Indeed.

Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

They are too agile to hit unless you are a fur.

If you're a fur, account for agility depending on phenotype. Consult your
character data (or just make adjustments per an Ironclaw game book).

If you aren't a fur, I'd suggest a 4dSQRT(-1)+pi(log(e)) tactical nuclear
weapon. Granted you'll take out a number of city blocks with it, but hey,
it was worth it, right?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

AC is pretty trivial, but see below - there is generally no need for
armor.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Tails aren't really that much of a direct concern. The claws will do at
minimum 2d10+8 damage with the claws unless you have a really high
threshhold of pain, and then there is the 4d20+80 cuteness attack (one
swish of the tail does a 1d4 decrease in will alone, and you can just
forget it if you get a cute "M-r-r-row?", which just sends your CON down
to about zero.).

As for hitpoints, remember that cats have nine lives, and depending on
age, their HP and CON can be practically nil (newborn) to about 20 for HP
and nearly infinite for CON by the time they are just three months old. At
that point, too, they will have learned berzerker, which sends their CON
through the roof.

Adjust accordingly for larger cats as well. If it's bigger than an
ocelot, your little 2d5+2 sword becomes a toothpick.

Face it, Eric, you just can't win against a cat. *grins and does a
superior swish of his tail* Nya! =^_^=

--
Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind,
http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way.
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 21:13:08 -0700, Eric Coldo wrote:

This is an important question.

Indeed.

Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

They are too agile to hit unless you are a fur.

If you're a fur, account for agility depending on phenotype. Consult your
character data (or just make adjustments per an Ironclaw game book).

If you aren't a fur, I'd suggest a 4dSQRT(-1)+pi(log(e)) tactical nuclear
weapon. Granted you'll take out a number of city blocks with it, but hey,
it was worth it, right?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

AC is pretty trivial, but see below - there is generally no need for
armor.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Tails aren't really that much of a direct concern. The claws will do at
minimum 2d10+8 damage with the claws unless you have a really high
threshhold of pain, and then there is the 4d20+80 cuteness attack (one
swish of the tail does a 1d4 decrease in will alone, and you can just
forget it if you get a cute "M-r-r-row?", which just sends your CON down
to about zero.).

As for hitpoints, remember that cats have nine lives, and depending on
age, their HP and CON can be practically nil (newborn) to about 20 for HP
and nearly infinite for CON by the time they are just three months old. At
that point, too, they will have learned berzerker, which sends their CON
through the roof.

Adjust accordingly for larger cats as well. If it's bigger than an
ocelot, your little 2d5+2 sword becomes a toothpick.

Face it, Eric, you just can't win against a cat. *grins and does a
superior swish of his tail* Nya! =^_^=

--
Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind,
http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way.
------------------------------------+-------------------------------

In article ,
enlightened us with...
This is an important question. Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?


Too agile. You need a projectile weapon of at least class 25 that does
5D2+1 damage. Enchanted Titanium Crossbows are recommended.

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?


They have an AC of 1000 if they are long-haired and 888 if short-haired.
They do 100D+10 damage.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

One attack, up to 300D+3. Multiple attacks in a row, if your armor isn't
steel, will do up to 1000F+6.

HTH

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~kaeli~
Synonym: the word you use in place of a word you can't
spell.
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http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

In article ,
enlightened us with...
This is an important question. Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?


Too agile. You need a projectile weapon of at least class 25 that does
5D2+1 damage. Enchanted Titanium Crossbows are recommended.

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?


They have an AC of 1000 if they are long-haired and 888 if short-haired.
They do 100D+10 damage.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

One attack, up to 300D+3. Multiple attacks in a row, if your armor isn't
steel, will do up to 1000F+6.

HTH

--
--
~kaeli~
Synonym: the word you use in place of a word you can't
spell.
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace

BWHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

"Dennis Carr" wrote in message
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On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 21:13:08 -0700, Eric Coldo wrote:

This is an important question.

Indeed.

Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

They are too agile to hit unless you are a fur.

If you're a fur, account for agility depending on phenotype. Consult your
character data (or just make adjustments per an Ironclaw game book).

If you aren't a fur, I'd suggest a 4dSQRT(-1)+pi(log(e)) tactical nuclear
weapon. Granted you'll take out a number of city blocks with it, but hey,
it was worth it, right?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

AC is pretty trivial, but see below - there is generally no need for
armor.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Tails aren't really that much of a direct concern. The claws will do at
minimum 2d10+8 damage with the claws unless you have a really high
threshhold of pain, and then there is the 4d20+80 cuteness attack (one
swish of the tail does a 1d4 decrease in will alone, and you can just
forget it if you get a cute "M-r-r-row?", which just sends your CON down
to about zero.).

As for hitpoints, remember that cats have nine lives, and depending on
age, their HP and CON can be practically nil (newborn) to about 20 for HP
and nearly infinite for CON by the time they are just three months old. At
that point, too, they will have learned berzerker, which sends their CON
through the roof.

Adjust accordingly for larger cats as well. If it's bigger than an
ocelot, your little 2d5+2 sword becomes a toothpick.

Face it, Eric, you just can't win against a cat. *grins and does a
superior swish of his tail* Nya! =^_^=

--
Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind,
http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way.
------------------------------------+-------------------------------

BWHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

"Dennis Carr" wrote in message
news
On Thu, 22 Apr 2004 21:13:08 -0700, Eric Coldo wrote:

This is an important question.

Indeed.

Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

They are too agile to hit unless you are a fur.

If you're a fur, account for agility depending on phenotype. Consult your
character data (or just make adjustments per an Ironclaw game book).

If you aren't a fur, I'd suggest a 4dSQRT(-1)+pi(log(e)) tactical nuclear
weapon. Granted you'll take out a number of city blocks with it, but hey,
it was worth it, right?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

AC is pretty trivial, but see below - there is generally no need for
armor.

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Tails aren't really that much of a direct concern. The claws will do at
minimum 2d10+8 damage with the claws unless you have a really high
threshhold of pain, and then there is the 4d20+80 cuteness attack (one
swish of the tail does a 1d4 decrease in will alone, and you can just
forget it if you get a cute "M-r-r-row?", which just sends your CON down
to about zero.).

As for hitpoints, remember that cats have nine lives, and depending on
age, their HP and CON can be practically nil (newborn) to about 20 for HP
and nearly infinite for CON by the time they are just three months old. At
that point, too, they will have learned berzerker, which sends their CON
through the roof.

Adjust accordingly for larger cats as well. If it's bigger than an
ocelot, your little 2d5+2 sword becomes a toothpick.

Face it, Eric, you just can't win against a cat. *grins and does a
superior swish of his tail* Nya! =^_^=

--
Dennis Carr - | I may be out of my mind,
http://www.dennis.furtopia.org | But I have more fun that way.
------------------------------------+-------------------------------

"Eric Coldo" wrote in message
om...
This is an important question. Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Hmmm... lots of gamers with cats, I guess. Easier to be a nerd with a cat on
your lap and a book in hand than out walking a dog. *hehe*

Go PlaneScape!

--Kal

"Eric Coldo" wrote in message
om...
This is an important question. Will cats survive an attack of my
sword, doing 2D5+2 damage or are they to agile to hit?

How is the AC (armor class) of cats and what is their attack/damage ?

I suppose cats have claw- and tail attacks, does anyone know how much
damage cats can inflict?

Hmmm... lots of gamers with cats, I guess. Easier to be a nerd with a cat on
your lap and a book in hand than out walking a dog. *hehe*

Go PlaneScape!

--Kal

To Eric Coldo...you forgot to mentioned that you were gangraped as a
child....you should do so automatically in your posts so we know that your
idiotic scribbles are because of this sad fact.