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Mean, mean hoomins!
Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to
everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie |
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if it tasted likz spanz we wuuld ordur some, Tiger annaa TV
Amelia T Cat wrote in message ... Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie |
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Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to
everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! Relax, Amelia. It's just some ignorant human who harvested your e-mail address from somewhere (maybe even from this newsgroup) trying to sell you overpriced and probably counterfeit prescription drugs. It's not personal - the sender probably doesn't even know who you are. I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. Uh - ok. Sure. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie Now that I can definitely agree with. We should be able to order some of the meat kind of Spam online, shouldn't we? Where's meowmie's credit card? We can order a whole case of the stuff, so we'll have plenty to share with visitor kitties. Cleopatra |
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"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie Oh my Amelia - datz SHOKKIN!! Ize mowst angaad by dis, how dair dey say my Amelia is whisper..fat.. YUZE NOT!! Yuze furry furry cuddlee *blush* My Meowmie orlsew gets deez mayalls sayin sheez fat but den shee IS fat so datz why! **s******** Clarence N.B. Hoomin note: Well, now I know what Clarence REALLY thinks of me! p ;o) - Meowmie Blurbubble --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.674 / Virus Database: 436 - Release Date: 02/05/2004 |
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Oh my Amelia - datz SHOKKIN!! Ize mowst angaad by dis, how dair dey say my
Amelia is whisper..fat.. YUZE NOT!! Yuze furry furry cuddlee *blush* My Meowmie orlsew gets deez mayalls sayin sheez fat but den shee IS fat so datz why! **s******** Clarence N.B. Hoomin note: Well, now I know what Clarence REALLY thinks of me! p ;o) - Meowmie Blurbubble Thank you, dear Clarence! You are so kind, and so sweet, and so handsome. Your kind words make me feel much better. It makes me feel very good that someone so special recognizes my cuddlieness. In fact, if you aren't too busy, why don't we just find a nice queit corner and cuddle and smurgle for a while? That would certainly get me over the shock of that rude e-mail. Since I've never met your meowmie I can't really comment on about her. But I know my Paw could sure use some of those diet pills! He feeds us kitties and brings us treats and lets me ride on his shoulder and plays with us in the backyard, but he could do to lose a few dozen pounds. Amelia T Cat |
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anna der isa cans wif cheese init anna bbq spam, TV canned fud xpurrt
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! Relax, Amelia. It's just some ignorant human who harvested your e-mail address from somewhere (maybe even from this newsgroup) trying to sell you overpriced and probably counterfeit prescription drugs. It's not personal - the sender probably doesn't even know who you are. I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. Uh - ok. Sure. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie Now that I can definitely agree with. We should be able to order some of the meat kind of Spam online, shouldn't we? Where's meowmie's credit card? We can order a whole case of the stuff, so we'll have plenty to share with visitor kitties. Cleopatra |
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fur myown purt fluffy isa bettere deal, ourown soft is much less fluffy dan
a year ago anna itsa harder ta knead her cause der isa lotsa less soft spaces onna herownsef, OEJ, disgruntled atta soft's less fluffy self Blurbubble (fake addy) wrote in message news:yoylc.1325$i07.920@newsfe1-win... "Amelia T Cat" wrote in message ... Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie Oh my Amelia - datz SHOKKIN!! Ize mowst angaad by dis, how dair dey say my Amelia is whisper..fat.. YUZE NOT!! Yuze furry furry cuddlee *blush* My Meowmie orlsew gets deez mayalls sayin sheez fat but den shee IS fat so datz why! **s******** Clarence N.B. Hoomin note: Well, now I know what Clarence REALLY thinks of me! p ;o) - Meowmie Blurbubble --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.674 / Virus Database: 436 - Release Date: 02/05/2004 |
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fur myown purt fluffy isa bettere deal, ourown soft is much less fluffy dan
a year ago anna itsa harder ta knead her cause der isa lotsa less soft spaces onna herownsef, OEJ, disgruntled atta soft's less fluffy self Oh, dear! Dat's a turrible fing. Kitties needs soft parts to knead. If you have trouble finding fluffy spots on your soft to knead, you are always welcome to come knead on mineownself. Dere isn't much meat on me (I eat more now dat da hoomin across da street leaves food out for me, but I'z still kinda skinny), but I'z have a purrty full coat dat ought to knead ok. STTom |
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Awlzo ham, lam(b) an effin ram!!!
Jam an yam dun't kownt. Dyna, in a ryming craze "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... anna der isa cans wif cheese init anna bbq spam, TV canned fud xpurrt Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in message ... Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT! Relax, Amelia. It's just some ignorant human who harvested your e-mail address from somewhere (maybe even from this newsgroup) trying to sell you overpriced and probably counterfeit prescription drugs. It's not personal - the sender probably doesn't even know who you are. I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned. Uh - ok. Sure. I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste too bad. Amelia T Cat the fluffy shorthair tortie Now that I can definitely agree with. We should be able to order some of the meat kind of Spam online, shouldn't we? Where's meowmie's credit card? We can order a whole case of the stuff, so we'll have plenty to share with visitor kitties. Cleopatra |
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thank you, I getz veri frusturated atta hersef, her hasa gotted wayyyy less
soft, anna I DUZ NOTTED LIKE IT!!! butted i likez you jus fine, OEJ, glad to see her favorite boycat ShortTail Tom wrote in message ... fur myown purt fluffy isa bettere deal, ourown soft is much less fluffy dan a year ago anna itsa harder ta knead her cause der isa lotsa less soft spaces onna herownsef, OEJ, disgruntled atta soft's less fluffy self Oh, dear! Dat's a turrible fing. Kitties needs soft parts to knead. If you have trouble finding fluffy spots on your soft to knead, you are always welcome to come knead on mineownself. Dere isn't much meat on me (I eat more now dat da hoomin across da street leaves food out for me, but I'z still kinda skinny), but I'z have a purrty full coat dat ought to knead ok. STTom |
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