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I wuz attakked!
Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of
da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy doin sumfing else. Sundance [Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself. I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy] |
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On Sat, 21 May 2005 23:16:58 GMT, Sundance wrote:
Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I'z haf neffur seen dese tings, Sundance, an frum da way yur talkin, I hopes I neffur will! -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 5/22/2005 12:06:17 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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dear sundance,
deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Sundance wrote in message om... Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy doin sumfing else. Sundance [Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself. I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy] |
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Miss Violette wrote: dear sundance, deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Plastic bag monsters are horrible. I had one follow me all over the apartment when I was younger. It wouldn't stay away from me! Chester |
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Plastik bag monsterz knowz bedderer dan to mess wif me -- I chewz holez in
dem allatime! Sundance "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... dear sundance, deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Sundance wrote in message om... Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy doin sumfing else. Sundance [Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself. I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy] |
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Juss so youze all know, my sekretary haz pollogized fur gettin dis name
wrong! Sundance "Sandy" wrote in message . .. Plastik bag monsterz knowz bedderer dan to mess wif me -- I chewz holez in dem allatime! Sundance "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... dear sundance, deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Sundance wrote in message om... Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy doin sumfing else. Sundance [Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself. I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy] |
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diz iz what happened to minsef, I waz upsetted for three dayz, TV,
shuddering at the memory ClowderCat wrote in message oups.com... Miss Violette wrote: dear sundance, deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Plastic bag monsters are horrible. I had one follow me all over the apartment when I was younger. It wouldn't stay away from me! Chester |
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Our soft keepz dem put away now, her sayed dey iz too mean fur minesef anna
too tastee to Tiger, butted den he willz eat anythin, TV Sandy wrote in message . .. Plastik bag monsterz knowz bedderer dan to mess wif me -- I chewz holez in dem allatime! Sundance "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... dear sundance, deze monsterz is cloze relativez of plastik bag monsterz, watch out for themsefz, dey iz mean anna dey chaseychase you when you trysta getz yoursef away, TV, a cat who knowz 'bout deze thingz Sundance wrote in message om... Dere I wuz, doin my daily inspektagation uv da kichen kounter. I saw sum of da silvery-paper rings Meowmie putz arown da sidez uv pizza when she heets it in da micro-fingy. I wuz chekkin dem to see if dere wuz any pizza on dem, when dey jumped up an wrapped dereselfs arown my middle! I thawt maybe dey kudnt live outside da kichen, so I ranran into da livin rum, but dey wuz still dere. I ranran back toward da kichen, when Meowmie saw me an kamed over an tore dem apart an got dem off me! I haz a brave Meowmie to face such terryble monsters! I will hafta fangk hur by smurgling hur when sheze sleepin -- dat way I know she iznt bizzy doin sumfing else. Sundance [Hoomin note: the microwave pizza I had for lunch had a couple of extra crisping rings and I had set them on the counter and forgotten them. This is the second time Sundance has gotten a ring of some kind around himself. I have no idea how he does it! --Anti Sandy] |
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