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Old March 29th 05, 01:08 AM
ClowderCat
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I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a better
name?

Jan

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Old March 29th 05, 03:06 AM
Fred Williams
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On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for liberation. Diana and Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's that health plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take since they came to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club of some sort? ...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email).
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Old March 29th 05, 03:21 AM
ClowderCat
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Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this

group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a

better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for liberation. Diana and

Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's that health plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take since they came to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club of some sort? ...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email).


Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very tyrannical.

Jan

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Old March 29th 05, 07:42 PM
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this

group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a

better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for liberation. Diana and

Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's that health plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take since they came to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club of some sort? ...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email).


Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very tyrannical.

Jan

Purrhapz I shud orgynize uh Tyrannical Cats Club?
Pitoonya


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Old March 30th 05, 02:47 AM
ClowderCat
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this

group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of

Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a

better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for liberation. Diana

and
Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's that health

plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take since they came

to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club of some sort?

....
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email).


Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very tyrannical.

Jan

Purrhapz I shud orgynize uh Tyrannical Cats Club?
Pitoonya


Hey, what are you doing here???? This thread is for humans!!!!!

Jan

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Old March 30th 05, 05:38 AM
Sylvia M.
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"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message

ps.com...

Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the

humans in this
group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the

Liberation of
Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you

think of a
better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for

liberation. Diana
and
Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's

that health
plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take

since they came
to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club

of some sort?
...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by

email).

Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them

could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as

tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very

tyrannical.

Jan

Purrhapz I shud orgynize uh Tyrannical Cats Club?
Pitoonya


Hey, what are you doing here???? This thread is for

humans!!!!!

Jan

SCAT CAT!!!

I apologize for the rude behavior of my cat.
How tyrannical of her! See what I mean?

Sylvia


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Old March 31st 05, 01:42 AM
ClowderCat
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Sylvia M. wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message

ps.com...

Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the

humans in this
group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the

Liberation of
Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you

think of a
better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for

liberation. Diana
and
Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's

that health
plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take

since they came
to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club

of some sort?
...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by

email).

Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them

could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as

tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very

tyrannical.

Jan

Purrhapz I shud orgynize uh Tyrannical Cats Club?
Pitoonya


Hey, what are you doing here???? This thread is for

humans!!!!!

Jan

SCAT CAT!!!

I apologize for the rude behavior of my cat.
How tyrannical of her! See what I mean?

Sylvia


Of course. Mine are like that too. They don't know I'm doing this!

Jan

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Old March 31st 05, 03:33 PM
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^
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On 30 Mar 2005 16:42:06 -0800, ClowderCat wrote:


Of course. Mine are like that too. They don't know I'm doing this!

Jan


An' what makez yoo fink dat, Anti Jan? We knoz *effurrytink* dats goin on!
After all, we'ze kitties!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/31/2005 9:32:37 AM
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Old March 31st 05, 09:51 PM
Miss Violette
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unfortunately nocat will permit their people to join, soft, totally
dominated
ClowderCat wrote in message
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I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a better
name?

Jan



  #10  
Old March 31st 05, 09:53 PM
Miss Violette
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diz whole comunity iz fur catz, Trudi, all puffed up
ClowderCat wrote in message
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Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ps.com...

Fred Williams wrote:
On March 28, 2005 07:08 pmClowderCat wrote:

I've decided to start a new club, just for the humans in this
group.
I'm thinking of calling it the Society for the Liberation of

Humans
from Tyrannical Cats!

Do any of you humans want to join? Can any of you think of a
better
name?

Well, Jan,
I can't really say I feel the need for liberation. Diana

and
Ryan do
work me hard, but the benefits are good and there's that health

plan.
I mean I've cut way back on the antacids I take since they came

to
live with me. Maybe we could have a servants' club of some sort?

...
something a little less militant, perhaps.

--
Regards Fred,
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply, if by email).

Maybe we need to have more than one club. One of them could be for
people like you who have cats that aren't as tyrannical and another
could be for people who have cats who are very tyrannical.

Jan

Purrhapz I shud orgynize uh Tyrannical Cats Club?
Pitoonya


Hey, what are you doing here???? This thread is for humans!!!!!

Jan



 




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