Is he flirting or slutting?

Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting for
milk? Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting, though
pushing the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl while
they are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal bowls, cannot
be poured directly into a bowl for him). Then he follows the person to
wherever they are going to eat and plops himself on the closest place he
can legally park his carcass. If this has not given him a promise of
milk, he rolls onto his side and does his best upside downy head. If
that doesn't work, he rolls onto his head poses his head in various
upside downy positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. This is
the place where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting
and slutting. Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side and
performs upside downy head is the line. This difference of opinion has
caused a 15 minute debate closely monitored by Huey and refereed by Rob.

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.
Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect. Lucky Charms is very
popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. Mandy says that this shows good
taste, I say that it proves that the cat is lazy.

Pam S. amused with Huey at all times

as with all moral questions... the slut is in the eye of the bowl holder, i
am sure if you asked the cat he would insist he is simply politely trying to
assist you in the comsumption of food stuffs so they aren't wasted. Lee
"tanadashoes" wrote in message
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Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting for
milk? Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting, though pushing
the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl while they
are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal bowls, cannot be
poured directly into a bowl for him). Then he follows the person to
wherever they are going to eat and plops himself on the closest place he
can legally park his carcass. If this has not given him a promise of
milk, he rolls onto his side and does his best upside downy head. If that
doesn't work, he rolls onto his head poses his head in various upside
downy positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. This is the place
where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting and
slutting. Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side and performs
upside downy head is the line. This difference of opinion has caused a 15
minute debate closely monitored by Huey and refereed by Rob.

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.
Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect. Lucky Charms is very
popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. Mandy says that this shows good
taste, I say that it proves that the cat is lazy.

Pam S. amused with Huey at all times

"tanadashoes" wrote in message
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Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting
for milk? Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting,
though pushing the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl
while they are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal
bowls, cannot be poured directly into a bowl for him). Then he
follows the person to wherever they are going to eat and plops
himself on the closest place he can legally park his carcass. If
this has not given him a promise of milk, he rolls onto his side
and does his best upside downy head. If that doesn't work, he
rolls onto his head poses his head in various upside downy
positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. This is the
place where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting
and slutting. Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side
and performs upside downy head is the line. This difference of
opinion has caused a 15 minute debate closely monitored by Huey and
refereed by Rob.

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for
used milk? BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for
Shredded Wheat. Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect.
Lucky Charms is very popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. Mandy
says that this shows good taste, I say that it proves that the cat
is lazy.

Pam S. amused with Huey at all times

I'd call it flirting up to the physical contact point. Upside downey
head a few feet away = flirting. Upside downey head on top of your
foot (or on the arm you use to spoon up your cereal) = slutting.

Jo

Ouch! That is a ten-pointer!

Wayne M.


"Stormmee" wrote:

as with all moral questions... the slut is in the eye of the bowl holder

On Jan 28, 3:35*pm, tanadashoes wrote:
Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting for
milk? *Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting, though
pushing the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl while
they are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal bowls, cannot
be poured directly into a bowl for him). *Then he follows the person to
wherever they are going to eat and plops himself on the closest place he
can legally park his carcass. *If this has not given him a promise of
milk, he rolls onto his side and does his best upside downy head. *If
that doesn't work, he rolls onto his head poses his head in various
upside downy positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. *This is
the place where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting
and slutting. *Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side and
performs upside downy head is the line. *This difference of opinion has
caused a 15 minute debate closely monitored by Huey and refereed by Rob.

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? *BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.
* Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect. *Lucky Charms is very
popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. *Mandy says that this shows good
taste, I say that it proves that the cat is lazy.

Pam S. amused with Huey at all times

Rubbing and headbutting is definitely flirting....

Upside downy heads is slutting...

And showing the belly is DEFINITELY slutting. Mayhem will do that
when I'm not paying enough attention. She'll rub and meow and if that
doesn't work, she flops and rolls on her back showing her fluffy
tummy.

She's like a hooker saying, "Are you stupid enough to ignore THIS?"
And if its timed perfectly with a meow, then that's DEFINITELY
slutting.

kristi

Mischief wrote:

Rubbing and headbutting is definitely flirting....

Upside downy heads is slutting...

And showing the belly is DEFINITELY slutting. Mayhem will do that
when I'm not paying enough attention. She'll rub and meow and if that
doesn't work, she flops and rolls on her back showing her fluffy
tummy.

She's like a hooker saying, "Are you stupid enough to ignore THIS?"
And if its timed perfectly with a meow, then that's DEFINITELY
slutting.

I watched a show on Animal Planet tonight that showed a female tiger
who was *really* ready to mate, rubbing herself all over a male who
either didn't get it, or did, but didn't care. This girl was not at
all subtle - she rolled, she rubbed, she squirmed, she gave headbutts,
she did upside-downy head - and he just sat there. Then the narrator
said, "Mohan [the male's name] seems impervious to Samora's flirting".

So there you have it. It's all flirting!

(Shortly thereafter you see Samora giving birth, so apparently he
did get interested eventually!)

Joyce

--
I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better
for it. -- Abraham Lincoln

On Jan 28, 6:35*pm, tanadashoes wrote:
Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting for
milk? *Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting, though
pushing the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl while
they are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal bowls, cannot
be poured directly into a bowl for him). *Then he follows the person to
wherever they are going to eat and plops himself on the closest place he
can legally park his carcass. *If this has not given him a promise of
milk, he rolls onto his side and does his best upside downy head. *If
that doesn't work, he rolls onto his head poses his head in various
upside downy positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. *This is
the place where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting
and slutting. *Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side and
performs upside downy head is the line. *This difference of opinion has
caused a 15 minute debate closely monitored by Huey and refereed by Rob.

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? *BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.
* Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect. *Lucky Charms is very
popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. *Mandy says that this shows good
taste, I say that it proves that the cat is lazy.

Pam S. amused with Huey at all times

Why do you treat her like a human? She's not, you know....


The Nice Mean Man

On Jan 29, 2:31*pm, The Nice Mean Man wrote:
On Jan 28, 6:35*pm, tanadashoes wrote:





Question, what is the line between flirting for milk and slutting for
milk? *Mandy says Huey sluts and I say that he's flirting, though
pushing the line a lot.

He starts out rubbing the legs of the one with the cereal bowl while
they are pouring milk into it(it has to come from cereal bowls, cannot
be poured directly into a bowl for him). *Then he follows the person to
wherever they are going to eat and plops himself on the closest place he
can legally park his carcass. *If this has not given him a promise of
milk, he rolls onto his side and does his best upside downy head. *If
that doesn't work, he rolls onto his head poses his head in various
upside downy positions and sweetly mews his little Kewpie mew. *This is
the place where I tell him that he is pushing the line between flirting
and slutting. *Mandy says that the moment he rolls onto his side and
performs upside downy head is the line. *This difference of opinion has
caused a 15 minute debate closely monitored by Huey and refereed by Rob..

So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? *BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.

On Jan 28, 6:35*pm, tanadashoes wrote:


So I ask you, what is the line between flirting and slutting for used
milk? *BTW, he doesn't like milk that has been used for Shredded Wheat.
* Too many wheat strands to strain out, I suspect. *Lucky Charms is very
popular as is my favorite Rice Checks. *Mandy says that this shows good
taste, I say that it proves that the cat is lazy.

Based on my mother's definitions, a slut just gives it away. Please
forgive my, dear, but your cat is a whore. :-D He plies you with the
affections of his body, knowing that the payment of milk in the fancy-
schmancy cereal bowl is forthcoming.

Blesseed be,
Baha
needing at this moment to go confess