Aye cood get used tew dis.

Meomie held myneself down n used a bigbig tisshew dat wus wet tu wash
myne furz! Awl da way down myne bak n myne pawz n myne belly furz tu!
Arftur dat I gotted a cween tisshew dat wus wet on myne hansum face! I
wiked dat a wot! She effun washed myne bwush botty! Didnut wike
dat. Me sat down onna tisshew (Meomie sed ok datz gud!)
Den me gotted bwushed an me wuffed dat! Me wus wokkin awl up n down da
sofa gettin bwushed - Harry wus jellus.
Now mees in myne wittle bed n mees happyhappy! I haff asked Meomie tu
take myne pikkshure to show awl myne furrends.

Jack

For the first time, I noticed Jack doesn't seem to be able to groom
himself as well as he usually does. So I took a damp kitchen roll to
him. He just loved it (apart from the attempt at the rear end wash!! A
very modest boy(-: )
His fur is really nice again and he's sleeping soundly in his wee bed.