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October 5th 11, 12:24 PM
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Thu d*ghous
Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin
fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl 
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#2
October 5th 11, 01:30 PM
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Thu d*ghous
On Oct 5, 12:24*pm, Cheryl wrote:
Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl Dis is typikal offa hoomins Sam...neffur effun tu fink bowt yure viewing height......den wen sum akkidental damage occurs (jist cos yu can't see owt) yu gets it inna nek. Huh. Yu know we feels yure pain. Gordon Kittiez
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#3
October 6th 11, 06:22 AM
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Thu d*ghous
Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl Dis is typikal offa hoomins Sam...neffur effun tu fink bowt yure viewing height......den wen sum akkidental damage occurs (jist cos yu can't see owt) yu gets it inna nek. Huh. Yu know we feels yure pain. Gordon Kittiez ai ugree wiff yew Sam..yer hoomin cud put uh chayer der sew yew cud wook OWT. Problum solvud maybehaps? Mosey fur hiz howse
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#4
October 6th 11, 07:59 AM
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Thu d*ghous
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
... Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl Dis is typikal offa hoomins Sam...neffur effun tu fink bowt yure viewing height......den wen sum akkidental damage occurs (jist cos yu can't see owt) yu gets it inna nek. Huh. Yu know we feels yure pain. Gordon Kittiez ai ugree wiff yew Sam..yer hoomin cud put uh chayer der sew yew cud wook OWT. Problum solvud maybehaps? Mosey fur hiz howse Datz da furry leestest she kud do. If she duznt do sumfing, we shud bring herself up on charjiz wif da sheriff. Rebecca
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#5
October 6th 11, 02:28 PM
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Thu d*ghous
juzt hope urmom duzint do sumfin efil liksa ted sayz anna put on two sided
tape... diz will disguzt ursef, OEJ you can offur hissef a chair by da door when itz opined, chester, the escapin fromma chair artist... Sam i thinkz ursef shuld juzt furget it all anna azk amellia mahoney to da jb so you can furget urown trublez, trudi, who has been akuzed of sktatin door framez befur "Cheryl" wrote in message ... Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl
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#6
October 6th 11, 02:30 PM
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Thu d*ghous
i mineownsef think one of thoze bar stulez whut ursef kuld klomb on anna
haza kushin ta skra err i mean rezt on wuld be gud, Trudi "Rebecca" wrote in message ... "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Weze lukin at alla prepurashuns fur thu ball an enviez thu catz havin fun. We nose sumcats haz goned to thu brij an othurs, lyke thu Gordon catz, haz bin sufferin tu, but we also haz a tale uv wo. Yu mite memfur alla fuss wif thu men an thu fixin uv thu hous, an mos impurrtantly, thu noo doors anna windo? Well, Meomie dizkovered this mornin sumfin luking eggsakly lyke cat skrachin onna frame uv thu noo door. She wuz rilly hissed off, but cudnt du much more then covur it wif tape an go tu werk. I fink she suspeks me cuz (1) I skratches fings lots more then Cinnamon duz an (2) I was rilly hissed off wen I diskuvered thated thu windo inna noo storm door wuz tutu high fur a cat tu see out uf. Memomie sez thatz no reeson tu skratch big holes inna fram uv the inside door, what I cudnt see Out uv even wen thu oldur door wuz there. She sez we iz bof inna d*ghous. She sez shez gotten tutu much goin on rite now in werk an life jenerally tu du enyfing inna hous, an cant she injoy thu werkmens' job fur a few weeks befur we roons in an she gotta try tu figgur out how tu fix it???? Ize notted sure shes gonna by thu 'sumcat' theery this tyme. -- Sam I am furious. Of course, Sam was furious when we had some warm weather, I opened the main door so fresh air could come in through the screen on the storm door, and he suddenly realized He Couldn't See Out! The former storm door had a lower solid panel about a foot high at most; the new one has a lower solid panel half the height of the door. And there's nowhere up there for him to land on if he jumps up. He tried. More than once. Cheryl Dis is typikal offa hoomins Sam...neffur effun tu fink bowt yure viewing height......den wen sum akkidental damage occurs (jist cos yu can't see owt) yu gets it inna nek. Huh. Yu know we feels yure pain. Gordon Kittiez ai ugree wiff yew Sam..yer hoomin cud put uh chayer der sew yew cud wook OWT. Problum solvud maybehaps? Mosey fur hiz howse Datz da furry leestest she kud do. If she duznt do sumfing, we shud bring herself up on charjiz wif da sheriff. Rebecca
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#7
October 8th 11, 03:34 PM
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Thu d*ghous
Fang yu all fur yur unnerstandin anna simpafies. Itz gotten cold agin an
Meomie duznt lyke leevin thu door opin tu thu skreen unless shez inna room cuz uv cold anna burgulars anna pitbulls. Theer wuz a horibul insident jus round thu korner this week wif a pitbull anna poodul anna noo tenant anna d*gowner hoo had rented wif false name an refurences, fur sum furry gud reesons, like he is inna Poleese Noos. Meomie sez pit bullz is purrobly mosly furry nize d*gs unless they iz traned tu be bad by hoomins lyke this, an we gotta keep on stayin In cuz maybe wun (he haz too pitbullz) will git loose agin. Itz surprizin she sed this much, cuz in fak, she lefted us tu thu cold anna only a fyew bits uv catfud inna bowl fur dayze anna dayze. She SED she wuz helpin granmeomie hoo had hur cat-eraks fixed (wen notted broke, I wundurs?) an tryin tu werk sumtymes ann komplaynin tu thu noo Internet anna TV hoomins that fings wuznt werken. We iz sure shez jus makin eggskuses an she wuz probly Out havin fun. She did come home yestiday an turned onna heeter inna bedrum, so we slep wiv hur inna warm bed, well, I did, but after comin fur sum pettin, Cinnamon wented off tu wun uf hurown beds. -- Sam
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#8
October 8th 11, 03:45 PM
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Thu d*ghous
we sure hopez ursef anna urown hoominz stwezz lefi goez down soon, ursef
muzt twy anna make hersef letz ursef read skort thread, trudi "Cheryl" wrote in message ... Fang yu all fur yur unnerstandin anna simpafies. Itz gotten cold agin an Meomie duznt lyke leevin thu door opin tu thu skreen unless shez inna room cuz uv cold anna burgulars anna pitbulls. Theer wuz a horibul insident jus round thu korner this week wif a pitbull anna poodul anna noo tenant anna d*gowner hoo had rented wif false name an refurences, fur sum furry gud reesons, like he is inna Poleese Noos. Meomie sez pit bullz is purrobly mosly furry nize d*gs unless they iz traned tu be bad by hoomins lyke this, an we gotta keep on stayin In cuz maybe wun (he haz too pitbullz) will git loose agin. Itz surprizin she sed this much, cuz in fak, she lefted us tu thu cold anna only a fyew bits uv catfud inna bowl fur dayze anna dayze. She SED she wuz helpin granmeomie hoo had hur cat-eraks fixed (wen notted broke, I wundurs?) an tryin tu werk sumtymes ann komplaynin tu thu noo Internet anna TV hoomins that fings wuznt werken. We iz sure shez jus makin eggskuses an she wuz probly Out havin fun. She did come home yestiday an turned onna heeter inna bedrum, so we slep wiv hur inna warm bed, well, I did, but after comin fur sum pettin, Cinnamon wented off tu wun uf hurown beds. -- Sam
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October 8th 11, 05:11 PM
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That's right, Sam! Meowmie Debby said on Facebook that she never met a Pitt Bull that wasn't a good dog. She doesn't believe that they are inherently veil or bad. Like all dogs, they have to be fixedwhennot broke and obedience trained by a cat like her Facebook friend Lily The Pit Bull.
Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, SOC
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October 10th 11, 02:42 PM
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Thu d*ghous
On Sat, 08 Oct 2011 09:11:13 -0700, Debby Hanoka wrote:
That's right, Sam! Meowmie Debby said on Facebook that she never met a Pitt Bull that wasn't a good dog. She doesn't believe that they are inherently veil or bad. Like all dogs, they have to be fixedwhennot broke and obedience trained by a cat like her Facebook friend Lily The Pit Bull. Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, SOC Yep. Dey's just like hoomin barekittens. Dey aren't all noisy an dirty an disrespectful, jus most of dem, cuz dere hoomin's don't train dem da propper way to respect an worship kitties. Pit bulls an barekittens can both be really nice, good citizens if dey is trained right. It's just too bad dat most of dem dat we encounter aren't. Sammy
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