purrs pleas

yeUP, Booker mai man, weh gotz tew teech da hoominz hao tew relan..deep
brefs reely wurkz.

Mosey , n PookyKat , Sqweex n Pipps ---awl relaxed aftur weh had sum nip.


She iznt da onli one. Weze been purrin fur qwiet round heer an not gettin
it. Da hoominz jest dont no how to relax. Ize keep tryin to teech dem but
ize jest not gettin threw. Who karez iffin da house iznt purrfektly kleen?
Ize dont so dey shundnt eifur.

Ize add purrz fur soft. Lotz of dem.

Booker, spreadin da wurd to Chappy an Snowflake two.


owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

"Ranger McDude"
..

Dat is one lesson dat hoomins has a lot of trubble learnin. I'z teached
mine Paw purrty gud, but mine Meowmie still wants to make fings look
kleen. I'z still wurkin on herownself.

Ranger

O hai Ranger McDude

owr hoominz twy n keep owr home sumwat kleen but meomie makez mesus n sew
duz Paw but et dunt matur, WEH cuz mater moar
uh huh
Dey kleen et up n Pa runed da sukmonster yezturdai. .
O, Ulso, fank yew n yer hole famli fur yer Kissamouse card tew usse
Meowmie skoched tayped dem awl on da wall bai da frunt doar.

Pipps fur hur home

dey duzint efin nap purpurlee, hhoommm i wunner if diz iz why dey duzint
wash purpurlee, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
yeUP, Booker mai man, weh gotz tew teech da hoominz hao tew relan..deep
brefs reely wurkz.

Mosey , n PookyKat , Sqweex n Pipps ---awl relaxed aftur weh had sum nip.


She iznt da onli one. Weze been purrin fur qwiet round heer an not gettin
it. Da hoominz jest dont no how to relax. Ize keep tryin to teech dem but
ize jest not gettin threw. Who karez iffin da house iznt purrfektly kleen?
Ize dont so dey shundnt eifur.

Ize add purrz fur soft. Lotz of dem.

Booker, spreadin da wurd to Chappy an Snowflake two.


owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

A porter twinkles and out steps O T in his mini sleigh garb. He walks over
to Auntie Soft and rubs his massive head against her legs to let her know he
is there. She leans over to pet him and takes a look at the sleigh. She
discovers three bottles of wine secured to the seat portion. She finds a
braille note from Gramby which reads. Drink up, get smashed, sleep for
several hours and then, when you wake up, it will all be waiting for you.
You know you can't run away from the world but YOU CAN TAKE ONE BRIEF
VACATION! O T smiles as he knows Auntie Soft is a survivor and "THIS TOO
SHALL PASS". He takes a paw and pats Auntie Soft on the hand, rubs the side
of his nose and nodding his head disappears into the porter. As she looks
around to see where he went, she finds a big package addressed to Uncle
Furry. The tag says, To Unkle Furry," diZ iz da wurldz bestis chokolate,
eat at once"

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

the soft iz well purlezed wif deze giftz, anna uscatz apprechatez da hep...

da soft iz sumwhut betterer now... hersef iz lezz anxuz beclawz dey now haza
keyz fur owrz neeeeeeeeeeeeew howze... which furm rrepurtz iz much smaller
dan owrz owlde howze... which iz fine beclawz it bigger dan diz here itti
bitti kumpurtmint... but... we izint likin da fakt der iz no hidey pwazes,
OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
A porter twinkles and out steps O T in his mini sleigh garb. He walks
over to Auntie Soft and rubs his massive head against her legs to let her
know he is there. She leans over to pet him and takes a look at the
sleigh. She discovers three bottles of wine secured to the seat portion.
She finds a braille note from Gramby which reads. Drink up, get smashed,
sleep for several hours and then, when you wake up, it will all be waiting
for you. You know you can't run away from the world but YOU CAN TAKE ONE
BRIEF VACATION! O T smiles as he knows Auntie Soft is a survivor and "THIS
TOO SHALL PASS". He takes a paw and pats Auntie Soft on the hand, rubs the
side of his nose and nodding his head disappears into the porter. As she
looks around to see where he went, she finds a big package addressed to
Uncle Furry. The tag says, To Unkle Furry," diZ iz da wurldz bestis
chokolate, eat at once"

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:50:53 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

the soft iz well purlezed wif deze giftz, anna uscatz apprechatez da hep...

da soft iz sumwhut betterer now... hersef iz lezz anxuz beclawz dey now haza
keyz fur owrz neeeeeeeeeeeeew howze... which furm rrepurtz iz much smaller
dan owrz owlde howze... which iz fine beclawz it bigger dan diz here itti
bitti kumpurtmint... but... we izint likin da fakt der iz no hidey pwazes,
OEJ

[Two Zot girls dance around]

Concatulashunz! Dis iz wunnerfull nooz! Howzes is impurrtant!
Concatulashunz!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/26/2011 11:43:23 AM

Ooh, concatulashinz!

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
the soft iz well purlezed wif deze giftz, anna uscatz apprechatez da
hep...

da soft iz sumwhut betterer now... hersef iz lezz anxuz beclawz dey now
haza keyz fur owrz neeeeeeeeeeeeew howze... which furm rrepurtz iz much
smaller dan owrz owlde howze... which iz fine beclawz it bigger dan diz
here itti bitti kumpurtmint... but... we izint likin da fakt der iz no
hidey pwazes, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
A porter twinkles and out steps O T in his mini sleigh garb. He walks
over to Auntie Soft and rubs his massive head against her legs to let her
know he is there. She leans over to pet him and takes a look at the
sleigh. She discovers three bottles of wine secured to the seat portion.
She finds a braille note from Gramby which reads. Drink up, get smashed,
sleep for several hours and then, when you wake up, it will all be waiting
for you. You know you can't run away from the world but YOU CAN TAKE ONE
BRIEF VACATION! O T smiles as he knows Auntie Soft is a survivor and
"THIS TOO SHALL PASS". He takes a paw and pats Auntie Soft on the hand,
rubs the side of his nose and nodding his head disappears into the porter.
As she looks around to see where he went, she finds a big package
addressed to Uncle Furry. The tag says, To Unkle Furry," diZ iz da wurldz
bestis chokolate, eat at once"

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

fang ursef we iz lukin furwurd towit, OEJ
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 26 Dec 2011 06:50:53 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

the soft iz well purlezed wif deze giftz, anna uscatz apprechatez da
hep...

da soft iz sumwhut betterer now... hersef iz lezz anxuz beclawz dey now
haza
keyz fur owrz neeeeeeeeeeeeew howze... which furm rrepurtz iz much
smaller
dan owrz owlde howze... which iz fine beclawz it bigger dan diz here itti
bitti kumpurtmint... but... we izint likin da fakt der iz no hidey
pwazes,
OEJ

[Two Zot girls dance around]

Concatulashunz! Dis iz wunnerfull nooz! Howzes is impurrtant!
Concatulashunz!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

12/26/2011 11:43:23 AM

fang ursef, afur da winkin iz doned i thinkz we willz haffa partee maybe
afur der iz a few pwazes ta hide, OEJ
"Rebecca" wrote in message
...
Ooh, concatulashinz!

Rebecca

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
the soft iz well purlezed wif deze giftz, anna uscatz apprechatez da
hep...

da soft iz sumwhut betterer now... hersef iz lezz anxuz beclawz dey now
haza keyz fur owrz neeeeeeeeeeeeew howze... which furm rrepurtz iz much
smaller dan owrz owlde howze... which iz fine beclawz it bigger dan diz
here itti bitti kumpurtmint... but... we izint likin da fakt der iz no
hidey pwazes, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
A porter twinkles and out steps O T in his mini sleigh garb. He walks
over to Auntie Soft and rubs his massive head against her legs to let her
know he is there. She leans over to pet him and takes a look at the
sleigh. She discovers three bottles of wine secured to the seat portion.
She finds a braille note from Gramby which reads. Drink up, get smashed,
sleep for several hours and then, when you wake up, it will all be
waiting for you. You know you can't run away from the world but YOU CAN
TAKE ONE BRIEF VACATION! O T smiles as he knows Auntie Soft is a
survivor and "THIS TOO SHALL PASS". He takes a paw and pats Auntie Soft
on the hand, rubs the side of his nose and nodding his head disappears
into the porter. As she looks around to see where he went, she finds a
big package addressed to Uncle Furry. The tag says, To Unkle Furry," diZ
iz da wurldz bestis chokolate, eat at once"

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz
dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on herown
head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze

Dat iz gud tu heer OEJ Mosey purring da da soft still staiz kalm

hersef wuld but her hasta go to wurk soon, she iz better now, alla purrz iz
aweadee wurkin, OEJ
"Mosey =^..^="
O deer OEJ, LAOWD PURRS koming frum usses n prayerz koming frum meowmie fur
da soft tu
kalm daown. Weh awl lufs hurself sew mutch, n stresses n high anxietyz is
bad fingz. yeUP
Tel da soft NOT tu pull owt hur hair..tell hur tu hab sum wine tu kalm
daown. Umaky?

Lufz
Mosey, PookyKat Sqweex, n Pipps
n meowmie sendz da soft uh big komfort HUG


owrz soft iz having high anxiety anna is sorta pullin herown furz owt,
wifowt bein specifik kuld owrsefz haf sum purrz dat soft kalms down and
getz dun what hersef needsta du beclawz hersef iz gonna haf no furz on
herown head if she stayz diz wurked up, OEJ fur herown catcerned howze