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Mrs Penn & the honeybees, lol, o/t
when I was young boy, lived on farm, was helping Mr Penn top his burley
tobacco. Burley has these huge blooms & we had moved a hive of bees next to the tobacco field . After few days you cut the top off so the tobacco can mature . well here comes Mrs Penn, had bright red hair, lilly white skin, sleevless blouse on, bringing dinner . We usually went to house to eat, but Mr Penn wanted eat in field that day . Well Mrs Penn got scared , because a few bees bumped into her face, I told her not to swat at them, as they were only seeing who she was. But she went beserk, screaming, etc. lost her glasses, hair fell down, she threw her blouse off, lol was a site . Our dinner was in the dirt I was thirteen, next day we moved that hive to our farm, & Mr Penn never had anymore bees . lol Was but few years until Mrs Penn sed, Heck with farming, divorced Mr Penn . I got to say they were odd couple, if you saw them out, him in bib overalls & her looking like new dollar . best regards, Michael Lane n Flatrock, Tennessee |
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On 8/1/2011 8:02 AM, Michael Lane wrote:
when I was young boy, lived on farm, was helping Mr Penn top his burley tobacco. Burley has these huge blooms& we had moved a hive of bees next to the tobacco field . After few days you cut the top off so the tobacco can mature . well here comes Mrs Penn, had bright red hair, lilly white skin, sleevless blouse on, bringing dinner . We usually went to house to eat, but Mr Penn wanted eat in field that day . Well Mrs Penn got scared , because a few bees bumped into her face, I told her not to swat at them, as they were only seeing who she was. But she went beserk, screaming, etc. lost her glasses, hair fell down, she threw her blouse off, lol was a site . Our dinner was in the dirt I was thirteen, next day we moved that hive to our farm,& Mr Penn never had anymore bees . lol Was but few years until Mrs Penn sed, Heck with farming, divorced Mr Penn . I got to say they were odd couple, if you saw them out, him in bib overalls& her looking like new dollar . best regards, Michael Lane n Flatrock, Tennessee That made me shiver, but then I'm lethally allergic to honey bees. It does sound like and old sitcom, "Green Acres" - I think it starred Zsa Zsa or Ava Gabor as the "farmer's wife". I'm so envious of your experiences on a farm. We lived in the country - a block away from deeps woods with wild creatures and large streams, but our house was in a subdivision and had only a, to me, small yard. We still kept chickens and a pig, but it was far away from a farm. I was always reading or watching TV about farming and it's something I thought I would like to do one day. Unfortunately my environs just got more and more urban as I grew up and grew old until I'm now in the third largest city in the US. *SIGH* -- Hugs, CatNipped See all our masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped See the RPCA FAQ site, created by "Yowie", maintained by Mark Edwards, at: http://www.professional-geek.net/rpcablog/ Email: L(dot)T(dot)Crews(at)comcast(dot)net |
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Michael Lane wrote:
when I was young boy, lived on farm, was helping Mr Penn top his burley tobacco. Burley has these huge blooms & we had moved a hive of bees next to the tobacco field . After few days you cut the top off so the tobacco can mature . well here comes Mrs Penn, had bright red hair, lilly white skin, sleevless blouse on, bringing dinner . We usually went to house to eat, but Mr Penn wanted eat in field that day . Well Mrs Penn got scared , because a few bees bumped into her face, I told her not to swat at them, as they were only seeing who she was. But she went beserk, screaming, etc. lost her glasses, hair fell down, she threw her blouse off, lol was a site . Our dinner was in the dirt I was thirteen, next day we moved that hive to our farm, & Mr Penn never had anymore bees . lol Was but few years until Mrs Penn sed, Heck with farming, divorced Mr Penn . I got to say they were odd couple, if you saw them out, him in bib overalls & her looking like new dollar . Back in the 1960s there was a TV show called "Green Acres". New York City couple moves out to the country because the husband wants to be a farmer. Wife is not pleased at all. Hilarity ensues. Your story would have made a typical episode. Joyce -- Beauty and music seduce us first; later, ashamed of our own sensuality, we insist on meaning. -- Clive Barker |
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:36:56 -0500, CatNipped
wrote: On 8/1/2011 8:02 AM, Michael Lane wrote: when I was young boy, lived on farm, was helping Mr Penn top his burley tobacco. Burley has these huge blooms& we had moved a hive of bees next to the tobacco field . After few days you cut the top off so the tobacco can mature . well here comes Mrs Penn, had bright red hair, lilly white skin, sleevless blouse on, bringing dinner . We usually went to house to eat, but Mr Penn wanted eat in field that day . Well Mrs Penn got scared , because a few bees bumped into her face, I told her not to swat at them, as they were only seeing who she was. But she went beserk, screaming, etc. lost her glasses, hair fell down, she threw her blouse off, lol was a site . Our dinner was in the dirt I was thirteen, next day we moved that hive to our farm,& Mr Penn never had anymore bees . lol Was but few years until Mrs Penn sed, Heck with farming, divorced Mr Penn . I got to say they were odd couple, if you saw them out, him in bib overalls& her looking like new dollar . best regards, Michael Lane n Flatrock, Tennessee That made me shiver, but then I'm lethally allergic to honey bees. It does sound like and old sitcom, "Green Acres" - I think it starred Zsa Zsa or Ava Gabor as the "farmer's wife". I'm so envious of your experiences on a farm. We lived in the country - a block away from deeps woods with wild creatures and large streams, but our house was in a subdivision and had only a, to me, small yard. We still kept chickens and a pig, but it was far away from a farm. I was always reading or watching TV about farming and it's something I thought I would like to do one day. Unfortunately my environs just got more and more urban as I grew up and grew old until I'm now in the third largest city in the US. *SIGH* That's what I was thinking, Green Acres. I grew up in NYC and only got to see country when we went to camp or vacation (and we didn't have much money for vacation). |
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On 8/2/2011 7:23 AM, dgk wrote:
On Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:36:56 -0500, wrote: On 8/1/2011 8:02 AM, Michael Lane wrote: when I was young boy, lived on farm, was helping Mr Penn top his burley tobacco. Burley has these huge blooms& we had moved a hive of bees next to the tobacco field . After few days you cut the top off so the tobacco can mature . well here comes Mrs Penn, had bright red hair, lilly white skin, sleevless blouse on, bringing dinner . We usually went to house to eat, but Mr Penn wanted eat in field that day . Well Mrs Penn got scared , because a few bees bumped into her face, I told her not to swat at them, as they were only seeing who she was. But she went beserk, screaming, etc. lost her glasses, hair fell down, she threw her blouse off, lol was a site . Our dinner was in the dirt I was thirteen, next day we moved that hive to our farm,& Mr Penn never had anymore bees . lol Was but few years until Mrs Penn sed, Heck with farming, divorced Mr Penn . I got to say they were odd couple, if you saw them out, him in bib overalls& her looking like new dollar . best regards, Michael Lane n Flatrock, Tennessee That made me shiver, but then I'm lethally allergic to honey bees. It does sound like and old sitcom, "Green Acres" - I think it starred Zsa Zsa or Ava Gabor as the "farmer's wife". I'm so envious of your experiences on a farm. We lived in the country - a block away from deeps woods with wild creatures and large streams, but our house was in a subdivision and had only a, to me, small yard. We still kept chickens and a pig, but it was far away from a farm. I was always reading or watching TV about farming and it's something I thought I would like to do one day. Unfortunately my environs just got more and more urban as I grew up and grew old until I'm now in the third largest city in the US. *SIGH* That's what I was thinking, Green Acres. I grew up in NYC and only got to see country when we went to camp or vacation (and we didn't have much money for vacation). All we could afford were "road trips". Endless, dreadful affairs when you're the "baby girl" with two older brothers who had vowed to make my life a living hell since my dad died (I was his pet and they resented that). It couldn't have been much fun for our mom, but she was determined that we see all the famous sites of America - Grand Canyon, Mount Vernon, Smithsonian Institute, Jamestown, etc. All of this in summers in a car without air conditioning! -- Hugs, CatNipped See all our masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped See the RPCA FAQ site, created by "Yowie", maintained by Mark Edwards, at: http://www.professional-geek.net/rpcablog/ Email: L(dot)T(dot)Crews(at)comcast(dot)net |
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