Roadtrip: Efurry Kitti Is Invited

[Large black cat is dozing in the back of the are-vee. Suddenly he wakes up
and starts meowing.] Cleopatra, can you make this thing fly? Let's go to
my place in Furrlorida for Turkee Day Dinner. There's turkey, stuffing,
mashed potatoes, yams, wine, beer, desert, and plenty of nip to go around!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree23 at earthlink dot net

ChildFree23 wrote:
[Large black cat is dozing in the back of the are-vee. Suddenly he wakes up
and starts meowing.] Cleopatra, can you make this thing fly? Let's go to
my place in Furrlorida for Turkee Day Dinner. There's turkey, stuffing,
mashed potatoes, yams, wine, beer, desert, and plenty of nip to go around!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat


Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?

ChildFree23 wrote:
[Large black cat is dozing in the back of the are-vee. Suddenly he wakes up
and starts meowing.] Cleopatra, can you make this thing fly? Let's go to
my place in Furrlorida for Turkee Day Dinner. There's turkey, stuffing,
mashed potatoes, yams, wine, beer, desert, and plenty of nip to go around!

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat


Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?

Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?


I'z game, let's try it!

Shouting Hey, all you kitties heading towards the diner, come back!
We'z going to try a experiment!

all kitties return, watch Sammy expectantly

Effurybody get your teleporters ready - we iz all going to teleport to
Capt Midnight's place in Furrlorida, and we'z gonna do it all at de same
time to see if we can get de are-vee to go wif us. Set you'zz
teleporters to high power, and let's try it.

Is we all ready? Let's try it now - 1... 2... 3...

all kitties hit their teleporters at the same time, a bright flash
envelops the RV, and when it clears, everyone looks out the windows and
sees -
Florida!

Yaaayyy! It woiked! Ok, Camptain M, howz about interduucing us to you'z
fambily and pointing the way to the turkeybird and de stuffing and de
pies and stuff?

Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?


I'z game, let's try it!

Shouting Hey, all you kitties heading towards the diner, come back!
We'z going to try a experiment!

all kitties return, watch Sammy expectantly

Effurybody get your teleporters ready - we iz all going to teleport to
Capt Midnight's place in Furrlorida, and we'z gonna do it all at de same
time to see if we can get de are-vee to go wif us. Set you'zz
teleporters to high power, and let's try it.

Is we all ready? Let's try it now - 1... 2... 3...

all kitties hit their teleporters at the same time, a bright flash
envelops the RV, and when it clears, everyone looks out the windows and
sees -
Florida!

Yaaayyy! It woiked! Ok, Camptain M, howz about interduucing us to you'z
fambily and pointing the way to the turkeybird and de stuffing and de
pies and stuff?

Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?

Yaaayyy! It woiked! Ok, Camptain M, howz about interduucing us to you'z
fambily and pointing the way to the turkeybird and de stuffing and de
pies and stuff?

Okay, the short fluffy hoomin at the computer in the bedroom is Meowmie
Debby, the red-haired hoomin on the couch is GranMeowmie, the little
gray-haired hoomin on the small couch is Mrs. Nauna, and the PawPaw is
outside somewhere.

The turkey is in the frigerator. Maybe if enough of us pull, we can pry the
door open. What do you say?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree23 at earthlink dot net

Well, if all of us teleport at once maybe we can teleport the RV with
us. Is everybody ready to give it a try?

Yaaayyy! It woiked! Ok, Camptain M, howz about interduucing us to you'z
fambily and pointing the way to the turkeybird and de stuffing and de
pies and stuff?

Okay, the short fluffy hoomin at the computer in the bedroom is Meowmie
Debby, the red-haired hoomin on the couch is GranMeowmie, the little
gray-haired hoomin on the small couch is Mrs. Nauna, and the PawPaw is
outside somewhere.

The turkey is in the frigerator. Maybe if enough of us pull, we can pry the
door open. What do you say?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat

--
childfree23 at earthlink dot net

Okay, the short fluffy hoomin at the computer in the bedroom is Meowmie
Debby, the red-haired hoomin on the couch is GranMeowmie, the little
gray-haired hoomin on the small couch is Mrs. Nauna, and the PawPaw is
outside somewhere.

Hihi, hoomins. Fangu fur allowing uskitties to join yourownselves for
fangsgibing dinner.

The turkey is in the frigerator. Maybe if enough of us pull, we can pry the
door open. What do you say?

Let's try. My tail is furry strong and agile, so I'll wrap my tail
around the handle to pull. I'z set when efurrybody else is.

Sammy

Okay, the short fluffy hoomin at the computer in the bedroom is Meowmie
Debby, the red-haired hoomin on the couch is GranMeowmie, the little
gray-haired hoomin on the small couch is Mrs. Nauna, and the PawPaw is
outside somewhere.

Hihi, hoomins. Fangu fur allowing uskitties to join yourownselves for
fangsgibing dinner.

The turkey is in the frigerator. Maybe if enough of us pull, we can pry the
door open. What do you say?

Let's try. My tail is furry strong and agile, so I'll wrap my tail
around the handle to pull. I'z set when efurrybody else is.

Sammy

"Samuel "Houdini" Kitten" wrote in message
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Okay, the short fluffy hoomin at the computer in the bedroom is Meowmie
Debby, the red-haired hoomin on the couch is GranMeowmie, the little
gray-haired hoomin on the small couch is Mrs. Nauna, and the PawPaw is
outside somewhere.

Hihi, hoomins. Fangu fur allowing uskitties to join yourownselves for
fangsgibing dinner.

The turkey is in the frigerator. Maybe if enough of us pull, we can pry
the
door open. What do you say?

Let's try. My tail is furry strong and agile, so I'll wrap my tail
around the handle to pull. I'z set when efurrybody else is.

Sammy

Whun...tuuu...twee.....
Da friggyrator door opinz...da gravee boat tipz ofurr an awla da wunnurfool
gravee spylz ontu da floor, followed bby lotza slyzed turkey....

Oh! heer iz uh hole can of whippyt kreeem....opin yur mowtz an I'yll spray
sum inn...

Oh I yam soosooo glad tu be uh kitty wat haz nyen lyfz, tu be efurrweer
atttid wunze!!!

Dyna, airming da mowff ov da kan towurd da kitteez