wurld war free inna softz lap!!!

so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i
hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin
wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz almozt
asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i putted minesf
in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway der i wuz relaxin
when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz lap like he owned itsef,
so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna wreztled fur a while, den i
skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz substandard...
fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo da furr i haz
learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh

And you didn't call me for this hysterical, I mean historical moment?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i
hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin
wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz almozt
asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i putted
minesf in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway der i wuz
relaxin when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz lap like he
owned itsef, so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna wreztled fur a
while, den i skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz
substandard... fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo da
furr i haz learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh

da soft iz still sorta inna shockz abowt dat i getted in herown lap on mine
own, so ursef hasta furgifz herownsef, as i sayed, she iz purti substandard
anna not beri brite efur, storrmmee
"Granby" wrote in message
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And you didn't call me for this hysterical, I mean historical moment?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i
hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin
wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz
almozt asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i
putted minesf in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway
der i wuz relaxin when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz lap
like he owned itsef, so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna
wreztled fur a while, den i skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz
substandard... fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo da
furr i haz learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh

On Aug 3, 7:35*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
da soft iz still sorta inna shockz abowt dat i getted in herown lap on mine
own, so ursef hasta furgifz herownsef, as i sayed, she iz purti substandard
anna not beri brite efur,

nods I GNO wut yoo meen about substannard hoomins. Uncl Bill is da
bess I gotted rite neow tho. An hee doo wuv me in hisown silly weigh.

sigh

--
WooToo, deserffing ub betterer

well i haza furri fur mine main hoomin butted sumcats in diz howze, Glares
at MH aktuli purfur hersef, Storrmmee
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Aug 3, 7:35 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
da soft iz still sorta inna shockz abowt dat i getted in herown lap on
mine
own, so ursef hasta furgifz herownsef, as i sayed, she iz purti
substandard
anna not beri brite efur,

nods I GNO wut yoo meen about substannard hoomins. Uncl Bill is da
bess I gotted rite neow tho. An hee doo wuv me in hisown silly weigh.

sigh

--
WooToo, deserffing ub betterer

waow..dat iz sum story...waffs Mosey

so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i
hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin
wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz almozt
asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i putted
minesf in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway der i wuz
relaxin when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz lap like he
owned itsef, so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna wreztled fur a
while, den i skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz
substandard... fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo da
furr i haz learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh

it wuz realli purti citin ta watch, tiger wif trudi noddin,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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waow..dat iz sum story...waffs Mosey

so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin i
hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard hoomin
wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i wuz
almozt asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i
putted minesf in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway
der i wuz relaxin when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz lap
like he owned itsef, so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna
wreztled fur a while, den i skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz
substandard... fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo da
furr i haz learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh

ai bet et wuz...yeUP..Mosey

it wuz realli purti citin ta watch, tiger wif trudi noddin,

"Mosey =^..^="
waow..dat iz sum story...waffs Mosey

so i wuzint feelin well at all, so da furri wuz sleepin, so mine onlee
opshun wasta get inna softz lap, i didn wantsa sturb da furri anna ifin
i hurked up i didn't wanna dodatt onna furri efur, so da substandard
hoomin wuld do... i getted inna softz lap, i efin purred a little... i
wuz almozt asleep, anna wulda been but wachin da soft in shock beclawz i
putted minesf in herown lap wuz too goodta go allway ta sleep... anyway
der i wuz relaxin when woosh, thump dat big ole MH landed in da softz
lap like he owned itsef, so i hizzed hisef anna we bot jumped off anna
wreztled fur a while, den i skaped furm hizown giant pwzzz, Storrmmee.

Note furm MH: it iz mine lap, annabesidez ursef sayz she iz
substandard... fur mine purt she iza onlee hoomin wurf sittin on, aldo
da furr i haz learned gifz gud skrtiches anna treetz, mh