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  #11  
Old April 12th 11, 07:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the rum tour

i earned mine name, anna i wurkezta keepit, ... today i heped da soft eatsa
chineze fakey fud she made, mmm chester
"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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Day dunt kawl yu "Chester da Ingester" furr nuttin.

((-8

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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chester walking up to inspetigate da fuds... ursef iz beree catsiderate,
i mineself figurez i willz go furthezt away furm where me anna lucy is
sitten anna eatz mine way bak,

chester
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"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
news On Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:20:47 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze
where one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna
week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz

Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep,
booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.

As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables,
staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.

C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that
fried
akee and salt-cod!

C'mon kitties - letz eet!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Kummon, Sundance, mooor fudz!
Pit2nya

Derz more? Ize dere!

Sundance
Lookit at doze long buffet tables, staffed by rasta-wait-cats!
Dey are loaded with food.. I want some of that fried akee and salt-cod,
tooo!
An sum tzikkin soop, tuu.
Heow beowt yu???
--
Pitô.ônya

Um... well... I, uh... I fingk it wud be rood not to... I meenz... I
duznt want to disapoynt da rasta kitteez hoo purrpared awl dis, so I
fingk I shud try sum uv efurryfing!

Sundance








  #12  
Old April 14th 11, 07:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default the rum tour

On Apr 11, 7:11*pm, "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote:
On Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:20:47 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze where one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz


Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep, booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.

As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables, staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.

C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that fried
akee and salt-cod!

C'mon kitties - letz eet!

--
All my Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 4/11/2011 7:06:58 PM


Mosey mine wink, an minesefl wud eech wike sum ob dat an sum egstra
tew stuff intew Mosey's pokkits in his widdl aypwun tew take hoam tew
da bitties.
No, I gnot waring an aypwun beclawz ai aweddy waring a bakkpakk wif
mine studee matereels.
I lerning how tew count mine toez.
Pwus ai got two bitties wif wotta toez tew count awso.
I fink sum rum wud woosen up da mynd fur studdy.
MeOwy and Mosey
  #13  
Old April 14th 11, 11:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte"



i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze where
one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz


Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep, booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.


As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables, staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.


C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that fried
akee and salt-cod!


C'mon kitties - letz eet!


--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Mosey mine wink, an minesefl wud eech wike sum ob dat an sum egstra
tew stuff intew Mosey's pokkits in his widdl aypwun tew take hoam tew
da bitties.
No, I gnot waring an aypwun beclawz ai aweddy waring a bakkpakk wif
mine studee matereels.
I lerning how tew count mine toez.
Pwus ai got two bitties wif wotta toez tew count awso.
I fink sum rum wud woosen up da mynd fur studdy.
MeOwy and Mosey

  #14  
Old April 15th 11, 12:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
RastaCatJohn
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Default the rum tour

On Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:15:21 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

trudi looks ofur da fudz anna decides on juzt some chicum brof while she
watez fur jack


Hey Little Kitty!

You can't survive on dat! [Loads her plate with curried goat, fried
akee, salt-cod and other goodies]

Now kitties, lets eat heartily while we listen to da steel drum band!
Den we'll do da limbo!

--
Hey Mon!

RastaCatJohn

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy,
you better chase all your cares away.
Shout hallelujah! C'mon get happy,
get ready for the judgement day.
  #15  
Old April 15th 11, 12:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs Lachatte
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Default the rum tour

On Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:10:02 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

Um... well... I, uh... I fingk it wud be rood not to... I meenz... I duznt
want to disapoynt da rasta kitteez hoo purrpared awl dis, so I fingk I shud
try sum uv efurryfing!

Sundance


[Overhears this]

Hey Mon! You look like you could use some fuds! Did you ever have
salt-cod? Fried Akee with scoth-bonnet peppers and vinegar! Oh kitty,
you are in for a treat!

[Loads Sundances plate up]

You'll need your strength for the limbo!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/14/2011 7:35:28 PM
  #16  
Old April 15th 11, 12:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the rum tour

Trudi starez atta beree full pwate... here eyez getz beree big... she looks
at rasta and sayz... diz iz all smellin gud, but datsa monfz wurf of fudz
fur minesefl... she smilez... she likes this kitty with his free anna ezee
wayz...
"RastaCatJohn" wrote in message
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On Mon, 11 Apr 2011 20:15:21 -0500, Storrmmee wrote:

trudi looks ofur da fudz anna decides on juzt some chicum brof while she
watez fur jack


Hey Little Kitty!

You can't survive on dat! [Loads her plate with curried goat, fried
akee, salt-cod and other goodies]

Now kitties, lets eat heartily while we listen to da steel drum band!
Den we'll do da limbo!

--
Hey Mon!

RastaCatJohn

Forget your troubles c'mon get happy,
you better chase all your cares away.
Shout hallelujah! C'mon get happy,
get ready for the judgement day.



  #17  
Old April 15th 11, 07:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Default the rum tour


"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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--
Pitô.ônya
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
news On Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:20:47 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze
where one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna
week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz

Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep, booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.

As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables,
staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.

C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that
fried
akee and salt-cod!

C'mon kitties - letz eet!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Kummon, Sundance, mooor fudz!
Pit2nya

Derz more? Ize dere!

Sundance
Lookit at doze long buffet tables, staffed by rasta-wait-cats!
Dey are loaded with food.. I want some of that fried akee and salt-cod,
tooo!
An sum tzikkin soop, tuu.
Heow beowt yu???
--
Pitô.ônya


Um... well... I, uh... I fingk it wud be rood not to... I meenz... I
duznt want to disapoynt da rasta kitteez hoo purrpared awl dis, so I
fingk I shud try sum uv efurryfing!

Sundance

I tink dat uh liddul summa efurryfing izza gudgud ideer.
Awlla ennytink mite be uh bit tuuuuu mutsh, Deeree
--
Pitô.ônya, bery subtle kittee


Aw, fangu fur lukkin owt fur myownself, Sweetee! I wont eet awl uv
enneeting, juss a liddle uv efuryfing.

Sundance


  #18  
Old April 15th 11, 07:54 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Datz a furry gud strategee.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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chester walking up to inspetigate da fuds... ursef iz beree catsiderate, i
mineself figurez i willz go furthezt away furm where me anna lucy is
sitten anna eatz mine way bak,

chester
"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Sylvia M" wrote in message
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"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
news On Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:20:47 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze
where one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna
week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz

Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep, booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.

As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables,
staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.

C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that
fried
akee and salt-cod!

C'mon kitties - letz eet!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Kummon, Sundance, mooor fudz!
Pit2nya

Derz more? Ize dere!

Sundance
Lookit at doze long buffet tables, staffed by rasta-wait-cats!
Dey are loaded with food.. I want some of that fried akee and salt-cod,
tooo!
An sum tzikkin soop, tuu.
Heow beowt yu???
--
Pitô.ônya


Um... well... I, uh... I fingk it wud be rood not to... I meenz... I
duznt want to disapoynt da rasta kitteez hoo purrpared awl dis, so I
fingk I shud try sum uv efurryfing!

Sundance





  #19  
Old April 15th 11, 12:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the rum tour

i learned it furm soft, chester wiffa big smile
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Datz a furry gud strategee.

Sundance

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
chester walking up to inspetigate da fuds... ursef iz beree catsiderate,
i mineself figurez i willz go furthezt away furm where me anna lucy is
sitten anna eatz mine way bak,

chester
"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


"Sundance" wrote in message
...

"Sylvia M" wrote in message
...

"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
news On Sun, 10 Apr 2011 22:20:47 -0500, Storrmmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze
where one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna
week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz

Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep,
booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.

As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables,
staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.

C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that
fried
akee and salt-cod!

C'mon kitties - letz eet!

--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Kummon, Sundance, mooor fudz!
Pit2nya

Derz more? Ize dere!

Sundance
Lookit at doze long buffet tables, staffed by rasta-wait-cats!
Dey are loaded with food.. I want some of that fried akee and salt-cod,
tooo!
An sum tzikkin soop, tuu.
Heow beowt yu???
--
Pitô.ônya

Um... well... I, uh... I fingk it wud be rood not to... I meenz... I
duznt want to disapoynt da rasta kitteez hoo purrpared awl dis, so I
fingk I shud try sum uv efurryfing!

Sundance







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Old April 16th 11, 10:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte"



i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze where
one
bendz ofur anna stuff iza rum tour gonna be tomorrow or later inna week, i
really iz lukin furwurd to diz here pawtee, Trudi likin da gud rumz


Itz later in da week.

[With that, RastaCatJohn comes bursting in laughing his deep, booming
laugh] Kitties! Getup! Stand up! Lrts go to the beeach.


As they head to the beach they see that it is lit with many torches.
Low tables abound, surrounded by cushions. Long buffet tables, staffed
by rasta-wait-cats are loaded with food.


C'mon now kitties. Is anycat hungry??? I am. I want some of that fried
akee and salt-cod!


C'mon kitties - letz eet!


--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


Mosey mine wink, an minesefl wud eech wike sum ob dat an sum egstra
tew stuff intew Mosey's pokkits in his widdl aypwun tew take hoam tew
da bitties.
No, I gnot waring an aypwun beclawz ai aweddy waring a bakkpakk wif
mine studee matereels.
I lerning how tew count mine toez.
Pwus ai got two bitties wif wotta toez tew count awso.
I fink sum rum wud woosen up da mynd fur studdy.
MeOwy and Mosey


MeOwy mai deer wink, yew kan kaownt mai toez tew.
diz iz uh funnee widdl aypwun yew gotted meh.
silly gurl.
Luffz
Mosey

 




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