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Old November 17th 09, 10:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in message
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"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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Kathy wrote:

I posted a while back about our new kitten who was otherwise
practically perfect, but was biting us constantly. Some poster here
suggested hissing at him, as that's what his mother would have done.
I wasa little leery, but tried it and guess what? It worked! He
hardly ever bites anymore. It looks like he really wants to but he
manages to restrain himself, remembering the hissing I assume. A big
thank you to whoever suggested it!

Maybe giving him a swift kick in the belly will help.

Can I give you a swift kick in the nuts first with my steel toed boots
so idiots like you can't breed anymore

Honey. This aged asshole has been around since Usenet was something new
and dangerous. don't quote him, kf him.

But I like messing with stupid trolls IT is so fun to make them cry ;-)

Well, I am all for free speech. Have at it.


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Old November 18th 09, 12:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Matthew wrote:
"cybercat" wrote in message
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"Matthew" wrote in message
g.com...
"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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Kathy wrote:
I posted a while back about our new kitten who was otherwise
practically perfect, but was biting us constantly. Some poster here
suggested hissing at him, as that's what his mother would have done. I
wasa little leery, but tried it and guess what? It worked! He hardly
ever bites anymore. It looks like he really wants to but he manages to
restrain himself, remembering the hissing I assume. A big thank you to
whoever suggested it!
Maybe giving him a swift kick in the belly will help.
Can I give you a swift kick in the nuts first with my steel toed boots
so idiots like you can't breed anymore

Honey. This aged asshole has been around since Usenet was something new
and dangerous. don't quote him, kf him.

But I like messing with stupid trolls IT is so fun to make them cry ;-)



If he were to cry, any residual brain matter would wash out. MLB
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Old November 18th 09, 12:55 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"MLB" wrote
If he were to cry, any residual brain matter would wash out. MLB


Or be sucked out by the tears pulling at the vaccuum in his skull.


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Old November 18th 09, 02:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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"cybercat" wrote in message
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Honey. This aged asshole has been around since Usenet was something new
and dangerous. don't quote him, kf him.


I think this one isn't the real one. An imposter of a notorious troll. Why
anyone'd want to be him is beside me, though.

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Old November 18th 09, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:26:44 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter wrote:
Kathy wrote:

I posted a while back about our new kitten who was otherwise practically
perfect, but was biting us constantly. Some poster here suggested
hissing at him, as that's what his mother would have done. I wasa
little leery, but tried it and guess what? It worked! He hardly ever
bites anymore. It looks like he really wants to but he manages to
restrain himself, remembering the hissing I assume. A big thank you to
whoever suggested it!


Maybe giving him a swift kick in the belly will help.


pathetic. Does your mommy know about what a little **** you've
become?
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Old November 18th 09, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:52:28 -0500, Matthew wrote:

"Onideus Mad Hatter" wrote in message
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Kathy wrote:

I posted a while back about our new kitten who was otherwise practically
perfect, but was biting us constantly. Some poster here suggested
hissing at him, as that's what his mother would have done. I wasa little
leery, but tried it and guess what? It worked! He hardly ever bites
anymore. It looks like he really wants to but he manages to restrain
himself, remembering the hissing I assume. A big thank you to whoever
suggested it!


Maybe giving him a swift kick in the belly will help.


Can I give you a swift kick in the nuts first with my steel toed boots so
idiots like you can't breed anymore


What makes you think anybody would want to get near him?
His only relationship is with his hand.
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Old November 18th 09, 04:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Kelly Greene
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"Kathy" wrote in message
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I posted a while back about our new kitten who was otherwise practically
perfect, but was biting us constantly. Some poster here suggested hissing
at him, as that's what his mother would have done. I wasa little leery,
but tried it and guess what? It worked! He hardly ever bites anymore.
It looks like he really wants to but he manages to restrain himself,
remembering the hissing I assume. A big thank you to whoever suggested
it!

Kathy


That's wonderful. :-)))

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Old November 18th 09, 04:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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On Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:27:40 -0500, "Cheryl"
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"cybercat" wrote in message
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Honey. This aged asshole has been around since Usenet was something new
and dangerous. don't quote him, kf him.


I think this one isn't the real one. An imposter of a notorious troll. Why
anyone'd want to be him is beside me, though.


Who ever it is makes SERIOUS enemies
My ancestors were deported to the colonies for witchcraft
I'm annoyed last time my annoyance fell into a hay bailer took a month
of agonizing pain before he died
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Petzl
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