Pet Ownership is Killing through Kindness

On Fri, 7 Sep 2007 13:14:27 -0500
"John \"C\"" wrote:


No lead in those
just
asbestos.

Yeah, it survived
my
hendrix
impersonation...

Impressive!

Being charged with
arse-on
sucked
though


Did the charges stick?

No, they were well
lubricated.

It was nice of the judge to
have
some
K-
Y
Lube
handy.

Knoledge of forbidden
pleasure
juice
noted,
FALSE
CHRISTIAN.

The Internet seem to be
floating
in
forbidden
pleasure
juice,
how
could one
miss it?

A *true* manofgod would AVERT
his
eyes
less
temptation
take
him
to
the
DEVIL!


I am not a false Christian,
listening
to
lying
Fred
Hall,
noted.

Admission of having invisable
friends
noted


They're the best kind of friends,
they
don't
listen
to
Freddie.

Is Jebus *really* your co-pilot?
Where'd
he
learn
to
drive?
IIRC
they
did *not* have cars during the
time he
was
suppossed
to
have
lived,
historically speaking...

The next time I see that bumper
sticker
I'll
stop
the
person
in
the
car and
ask them that question, then I'll
report
back
with
their
answer.
Don't hold
your breath, however.

Yeah I'd prolly pass out from lack of
oxygen...

Question #1 correct! 99 more.

To go with your bottles of beer, you
drunken
HiLlBiLlY?

I don't drink beer, yeasty-boy!

You smoke your cats?

Only when we all play "Texas-Hold-em"!

Dogs and poker are one thing...cats are more
likely to
play
"craps"...

That's why I don't play craps with them anymore.
They're
holding
$2k
in
IOUs right now.

Must be chinese cats...accept their offer to
start a
factory
for
you
in
hunan province...

What would the factory make?

Looking back up the pos4t...proll Jebus brand KY
jelly
for
cats...

There you go again, stepping over that line!

The only "lines" on usenet are the wons where after you
post
you
get
a
suprise visit from the Secrit Servass

They only chase down counterfeit money, now the
"men-in-black"
are
another
story.

Threaten lil George and see what happens, clocky

Why would I do that, lil George and I are related.

Thats nothing to crow about, BaRoN vOn ClOcKeNsTeIn.

I just bet that you and cousin George would hit it off!

Are you saying there'd be a dust up, M8?
_______________________________


After Chaney got through with you. with his shotgun, there would
only
be a
little to "dust up".


PFFFT! Dead eye dick...well he cant hit a moving target can he?

dances around
__________________________________

You can dance, but you can't hide.

Whose hidin? BTW, somwon called me cell phone but wouldnt say
nuthin...

406-253-7810

The "Silent Majority"?

If you ever see that cd...BUY IT!
Stanley has the weirdest lovely voice...

I need it in 8-track.

When did you upgrade from that 10" reel to reel deck you had in your Gremlin?

SPENDTHRIFT!