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Old February 21st 11, 09:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps

oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai
um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo
hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch
ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz sun
moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*

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Old February 21st 11, 10:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 12:48:51 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz
sun moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*


[Ranger blushes deeply, but the only way you can tell is by looking at
the insides of his ears. His grey fur hides it everywhere else. He
decides to try very hard to act sophisticated, but that is way beyond
what he is able to pull off. He tries for the James Bond look but ends up
with more of the Pink Panther effect.]

I would be delited to! Mebbe we could sit at Harri's table an haf sum of
da black dragon roll her ordered. Could I git yourownself sumfing from da
bar? Mebbe a grasshopper (made wif a real grasshopper bug) or a nip-
champane?

Ranger



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The Mighty Rangerman!
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Old February 21st 11, 11:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps


oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz
sun moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*


[Ranger blushes deeply, but the only way you can tell is by looking at
the insides of his ears. His grey fur hides it everywhere else. He
decides to try very hard to act sophisticated, but that is way beyond
what he is able to pull off. He tries for the James Bond look but ends up
with more of the Pink Panther effect.]


I would be delited to! Mebbe we could sit at Harri's table an haf sum of
da black dragon roll her ordered. Could I git yourownself sumfing from da
bar? Mebbe a grasshopper (made wif a real grasshopper bug) or a nip-
champane?


Ranger


Pipps: *blushing* Oh fank yew Ranger, ai wood wike dat vury mutch..ummm ai
fink ai wood wike uh grazzhopper, wifowt da bug (mai sekritary haz uh
stummuk floo bug) n ai wud be happee tew sit at Harri'z taybul wiff yoo n
trai dat black dragon roll ..fank yew sew mutch..ai noo yew wuz uh nise
guy


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The Mighty Rangerman!

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Old February 21st 11, 11:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Greykitten
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:00:45 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

Pipps: *blushing* Oh fank yew Ranger, ai wood wike dat vury mutch..ummm
ai fink ai wood wike uh grazzhopper, wifowt da bug (mai sekritary haz uh
stummuk floo bug) n ai wud be happee tew sit at Harri'z taybul wiff yoo
n trai dat black dragon roll ..fank yew sew mutch..ai noo yew wuz uh
nise guy


Fangu! Here's dere table, let me get you sum uv da dragon roll...

an here's da Grasshopper, wifout da bug but wif extra nip.

Ranger



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The Mighty Rangerman!
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Old February 22nd 11, 02:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps

trudi takes note and smilez,
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...
oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz sun
moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*



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Old February 22nd 11, 02:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps

trudi sees this and herown smile broadenz
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 21 Feb 2011 12:48:51 -0800, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz
sun moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*


[Ranger blushes deeply, but the only way you can tell is by looking at
the insides of his ears. His grey fur hides it everywhere else. He
decides to try very hard to act sophisticated, but that is way beyond
what he is able to pull off. He tries for the James Bond look but ends up
with more of the Pink Panther effect.]

I would be delited to! Mebbe we could sit at Harri's table an haf sum of
da black dragon roll her ordered. Could I git yourownself sumfing from da
bar? Mebbe a grasshopper (made wif a real grasshopper bug) or a nip-
champane?

Ranger



--
The Mighty Rangerman!



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Old February 22nd 11, 03:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_9_]
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Default PING Ranger frum Pipps


Pipps: *blushing* Oh fank yew Ranger, ai wood wike dat vury mutch..ummm
ai fink ai wood wike uh grazzhopper, wifowt da bug (mai sekritary haz uh
stummuk floo bug) n ai wud be happee tew sit at Harri'z taybul wiff yoo
n trai dat black dragon roll ..fank yew sew mutch..ai noo yew wuz uh
nise guy


Fangu! Here's dere table, let me get you sum uv da dragon roll...

an here's da Grasshopper, wifout da bug but wif extra nip.


Ranger


Oh fank yew Ranger ,
Pipps sipz hur / Niphopper'
and as Ranger is sitting down beside her, she says to him, thiz iz
puuuurrfxt..oh waow..den tayked uh drimk uff da Evian wadder. [tew kleer hur
tayste budz)
den aftur hur haz uh byte uf da dragon role,
hur sez diz iz vury gud..ummm uzzit mayde owt uff reel dragon meet?
*stifles uh giggle*
n haz unuthur sip uff hur drink . n den wookz ovur at unka Mosey's taybul, n
everybuddy dere iz smyling at hur tew.. hur saiz hai tew everykitty at
Amelia's taybul, n sez fank yew fur letting meh sit heer wif Ranger....diz
iz vury nize indeed.



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