Iron Chef Catmerica, part 2

On Wed, 25 May 2005 06:06:41 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger watches carefully as the chefs begin to purrpare their dishes,

then he stands and walks to where Sundance is standing, I haz 'sperience of
bein a cat fur many years, When I camed to mine hoomanz I wuz already grown
butted I weighed only 7 pounds, I have spent the last six years filling out
mine frame by tryin efury fud I cuuld get mine clawz on, Once I even managed
to take the pumpkin muffins out of the bread box and liberate them from
their ziploc bags just so I could judge the recipe, I have also liberated
bacon from the counter and a hamburger from the cooling rack. I currently
stay in eating shape by eating efury hour on the hour for 'zactly 7 minutes.
I am prowd to say that i now weigh 15 pounds and I am able to say the word
milk and tell my hoomanz when we need fresh fud,

Doze iz sum akomplishmentz, my luff! I'ze furry prowd uf yu!


--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/25/2005 10:26:13 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

*eepdeeeep blush, thank yourownsef, Tiger
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
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On Wed, 25 May 2005 06:06:41 -0500, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger watches carefully as the chefs begin to purrpare their dishes,

then he stands and walks to where Sundance is standing, I haz 'sperience
of
bein a cat fur many years, When I camed to mine hoomanz I wuz already
grown
butted I weighed only 7 pounds, I have spent the last six years filling
out
mine frame by tryin efury fud I cuuld get mine clawz on, Once I even
managed
to take the pumpkin muffins out of the bread box and liberate them from
their ziploc bags just so I could judge the recipe, I have also
liberated
bacon from the counter and a hamburger from the cooling rack. I
currently
stay in eating shape by eating efury hour on the hour for 'zactly 7
minutes.
I am prowd to say that i now weigh 15 pounds and I am able to say the
word
milk and tell my hoomanz when we need fresh fud,

Doze iz sum akomplishmentz, my luff! I'ze furry prowd uf yu!


--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/25/2005 10:26:13 AM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Yes dis iz eggscitin! Luk at Chef Catali in doze oranj clogz! An
Rebecca haz lotsa stuff dere. I likes dis competishun!
--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
5/25/2005 3:32:01 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


On Tue, 24 May 2005 21:06:13 GMT, Sundance wrote:

Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table
to git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an
lopsterz, but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin
areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more
suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but
sum uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da
warehowse: I see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum
liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it
lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped
shellfishies an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like
dey has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze
gize, cuz he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare.
Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz
da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or
maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be
doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big
pot on da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut
sperience duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Tiger stands and kisses the paw of the ladyjudge, Tiger

Gorgeous huge tabby curtsies

Allegra

Where's da fud? I'ze hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

Itz still bein cooked. Yoo kan watch owr chefs preparin it rite now. In
fakt, I gots ta git bak to commentatoring. I will see yoo after da kontest.

Sundance

Okey, I wayte an watch, but Ize still hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

dat iz da onliest thin 'bout bein a judge, da waitin fur da fud, Tiger,
droolin now
Adam wrote in message
...
Where's da fud? I'ze hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

Itz still bein cooked. Yoo kan watch owr chefs preparin it rite now. In
fakt, I gots ta git bak to commentatoring. I will see yoo after da
kontest.

Sundance

Okey, I wayte an watch, but Ize still hungree!

Allegra "Great Girtha"

mrrrowl, I'd love to be the food judge, it's no accidentz my meowmy changed
my name to Bubba Pooh. I wuz just Pooh, but my tummy needed it's own name.
I thinkz I'm da expertz!

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Thatz grate, Bubba-Cat. Wud yoo kare to be wun uf owr judjiz? Awl yood
hafta do iz taste da dishiz dat owr chefs iz preparin and rate dem based
on
any criteria yoo think appropriate.

Sundance

"Bubba-Cat" wrote in message
...
I alwayz help my meowmy boils water.
I sitz next to da stove when she putz da pot of water on the flames.
Then
I
stalkz it intently till it makes them big bubblez on da surface.
When I see the bubbles, I runz around the house and yellz for my
meeeowmee
meeeowmee till I find her, and she gets the bubblez off. I'm so proud of
meowself for saving the house from them bubblez.

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to
git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin
areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more
suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but sum
uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse: I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum
liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it
lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped
shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize,
cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare. Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or
maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be
doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot
on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience
duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Sniffs out Tiger and nuzzles up! Thank Youz!
Meow, me sisterz name is Tiggerz, kewlz name!

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
Tiger welcomes the second judge with a friendly pawshake
Bubba-Cat wrote in message
...
I alwayz help my meowmy boils water.
I sitz next to da stove when she putz da pot of water on the flames.
Then
I
stalkz it intently till it makes them big bubblez on da surface.
When I see the bubbles, I runz around the house and yellz for my
meeeowmee
meeeowmee till I find her, and she gets the bubblez off. I'm so proud of
meowself for saving the house from them bubblez.

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Oh, dis iz furry eggcitin! Owr two chefz iz rushin up to da table to
git
dere greedients. Chef Catali is tryin to git sum krabbies an
lopsterz,
but
dey keepz grabbin him wif dere clawz! Rebecca iz concentratin on da
smaller
items like shrimpeez an scallupz an musselz, an also sum oysterz an
crayfishiez.

Now da chefz haz takin dere greedientz bak to dere respektiv cukkin
areas.
Rebecca iz runnin into da warehowse, purrsumably to git sum more
suppliez.
Chef Catali iz still tryin to rangle doze krabbiez an lopsterz, but
sum
uv
dem haz gottin away an iz makin a brake fur freedum!

OK, now Rebecca iz bak. Letz see whut she bringed frum da warehowse:
I
see
sum mowsie sausijiz, budder, Cornish game hens, kreem, rice, an sum
liddle
boddles uf spicez. I haz no ideer whut she mite be plannin, but it
lukz
like it will be gudgud.

Chef Catali haz finully manijed to capcher awl doze eskaped
shellfishies
an
git dem bak to hiz side uf da kichen. Hizown noze an pawz luk like
dey
has
takin a liddle damij! But it luks like he will git bak at doze gize,
cuz
he
haz a bigbig pot uf waddermonsterz on da stove to cuk dem in.

Letz see if we kan tell whut da two chefz iz planning to prepare.
Chef
Catali seemz to be plannin sumfing furry simple, cuz awl he haz iz da
krabbies an lopsters. I'd say heze juss gonna do steamed lopster or
maybe
sawtayed krabbies. Az fur Rebecca, she haz so many stufz she kud be
doing
juss abowt anyfing. She haz a bigbig skillet heetin up, an a big pot
on
da
stove filled wif da kreem an budder, lettin da budder git meltid.

An now, letz take a brake in da akshun to let owr panel uf judjiz
introdoos
theirownselves. Tiger, wud yoo introdoos yurownself? Whut sperience
duz
yoo hav dat will hewp yoo judj dis kompetishun? Haz anykitty else
vollinteered to be a judj?

--Sundance

Sundance wrote:
Thatz grate, Bubba-Cat. Wud yoo kare to be wun uf owr judjiz? Awl yood
hafta do iz taste da dishiz dat owr chefs iz preparin and rate dem based on
any criteria yoo think appropriate.

Are you still looking for more judges? If so, I'd be delighted to
volunteer. I can be fair and impartial and only vote for the kitty that
provides me with the most - errrr, best food.

Amelia

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
Sundance wrote:
Thatz grate, Bubba-Cat. Wud yoo kare to be wun uf owr judjiz? Awl yood
hafta do iz taste da dishiz dat owr chefs iz preparin and rate dem based
on any criteria yoo think appropriate.

Are you still looking for more judges? If so, I'd be delighted to
volunteer. I can be fair and impartial and only vote for the kitty that
provides me with the most - errrr, best food.

Amelia

Yes, dat wud be grate, Amelia. Fangks fur vollinteerin! I wuz worried we
wudnt hav enuf judjiz, but we has a gud number now.

Sundance