Ryan is very fluffy.

Hello Kitties,
My son Ryan went tou TED's this week. Fred thot he wuz big and he
wayed in at 9.7 Kgms.! Now that over 21 pounds. Da gud newz iz that
he's a long cat as well, but he is now gonna hafta loooose wait. He
had fuur mats on his back becuz he cudn't groom hisownself there. Now
he has been shaved on hisownself's back and looks funny.
But it's gonna be difficult fur fred to keep me fed and Ryan ona
reduced calorie diet. I of cource am furry furry svelt da way a cat
shud bee. Der's now reezon fur me tu eat less,... ... FRED! So we have
a divided household and Fred is tryin tu keep all cats happy and not
quite makin it. (sad look at my hooman). But if'n Fred put fud down
fur me Ryan tries tu get it. He shud watch me eat, cuz he has nuffin
else to do ennyway. Life is a liddle diffikult at owr hous rite now,
but we're OK, I mean we duzn't need enny purrz nor ennyfing like dat,
just struggling on.

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Regards,
Fred
http://www.fredwilliams.ca/thesecretofmoney.html