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Old March 17th 09, 02:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.

I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins
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Old March 17th 09, 03:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Iffin u figgerz what ta do wiff himselfz, letted me kno. Gramby gotted da
karpetz all wetz laz nite and we didn't like dat one bitz. We kuden go in
da offize wifout gettink our feetz wet anna I HATEZ DAT. O T pacing the
floor and still meowing this morning. What he probably hated was the 900,
or so it seemed, pounds of cat hair I threw in the trash. Definitely need a
new sweeper.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.

I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins



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Old March 17th 09, 06:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.

I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins



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Old March 17th 09, 09:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 17, 11:47*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...



"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.


I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.


--
Missy, hisser at hoomins- Hide quoted text -


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i awwayz dukkin..sumtimez pull mine hed bakk an turn a luk on da hand
like "wat yoo fink yoo dooink??"
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Old March 17th 09, 11:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 17, 4:58*pm, meOwy wrote:
On Mar 17, 11:47*am, "Stormmee" wrote:



I juzt hatez when dey tuchez mine furz, Barbi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in ...


"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.


I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.


--
Missy, hisser at hoomins- Hide quoted text -


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i awwayz dukkin..sumtimez pull mine hed bakk an turn a luk on da hand
like "wat yoo fink yoo dooink??"


Dat is perZAKly wut I did. I fing it mad a nimpreshun two.

--
Missy
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Old March 18th 09, 05:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB
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Will in New Haven wrote:
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.

I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins



Yu ar a dumy! Yu shud cherish thos pets. TuTu
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Old March 18th 09, 01:21 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 18, 1:34*am, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.


I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.


--
Missy, hisser at hoomins


Yu ar a dumy! *Yu shud cherish thos pets. *TuTu


DATS wut I tells hur. But Iyam onwee her mummy, sew shee don' wissen.

--
Maggy May
Cuddlee seep is speshul
Effery ower counz az too
An cuddly seep iz gud four yooo
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Old March 18th 09, 04:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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purt of da reazun i lowz deze ofur katz ta lif here iz so dey getsa hoomin
cooteez on demselvez anna i duzint, Barbi, agreein wif missee, while the
rest do not
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 1:34 am, MLB wrote:
Will in New Haven wrote:

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.


I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.


--
Missy, hisser at hoomins


Yu ar a dumy! Yu shud cherish thos pets. TuTu


DATS wut I tells hur. But Iyam onwee her mummy, sew shee don' wissen.

--
Maggy May
Cuddlee seep is speshul
Effery ower counz az too
An cuddly seep iz gud four yooo


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Old March 18th 09, 08:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Tabbeycat
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On Mar 17, 9:31*am, Will in New Haven
wrote:
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.

I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.

--
Missy, hisser at hoomins


Some people jus don't now us cats. Efurry nite my owner insists on
dragging me into her bed. She throes me in and I bouce back up 3 feet!
I put up wif it though, cause if I act mean, dey will desert me. Dey
did dat wif Ruby, a calico kitten dat was lifin wif us. Jus cause she
tore up the sheets tryin to get on the bed.

Totaly agreein but puttin up wif it,

Lori
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Old March 18th 09, 08:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On Mar 18, 4:14*pm, Tabbeycat wrote:
On Mar 17, 9:31*am, Will in New Haven

wrote:
"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO
WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da
ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy,
Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED
MEE.


I will gno sleigh him beclaws it wud mak myne momny sad and it wud
bother mine frens Sunrise and WooToo an r d*g Bear. Butted hee iz in
four trubble.


--
Missy, hisser at hoomins


Some people jus don't now us cats. Efurry nite my owner insists on
dragging me into her bed. She throes me in and I bouce back up 3 feet!
I put up wif it though, cause if I act mean, dey will desert me. Dey
did dat wif Ruby, a calico kitten dat was lifin wif us. Jus cause she
tore up the sheets tryin to get on the bed.

Totaly agreein but puttin up wif it,


Dey giffd her DESSERT? I don't wike suites dat mulch butted I cud
allus yoos mor fudz.

--
Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

 




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