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Why's everybody always hissing at me?
Barbados has been released from his room and is terrorizing the colony.
He's a typical kitten and wants somebody to play with him. Unfortunately no one feels comfortable enough yet. Tonight he's discovered he can come flying over the back of the couch and drape himself around my shoulders and I'll give him kisses. Unfortunately he's typical male child, the kisses embarrass him so he has to attack my head. He wraps his legs around my head with his paws on my face and starts tugging at my hair. Silly cat. Lately when I hear the other cats hissing at him I think of the Charlie Brown song that says "Why's everybody always picking on me" which I sing to Barnabus as "Why's everybody always hissin' at you?" This led me to think of the lyrics of the song and make some changes. I poet I'm not but the following is my version of the Charlie Brown song: Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum I hear hissing in the living room Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) First up on the cat tree, then onto the shelf Rearrange the nick knaks to satisfy his self. Barnabus, Barnibus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey’s tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who walks in the bedroom tail straight in the air? Who pounces on Selena then runs away in fear? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who ran in the kitchen, skidding to a stop? Who slid into Sam and got his black ears bopped? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus I told you it would happen, he got himself caught (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey’s tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who has run around until he finally dropped? Who has curled upon my lap, a purring, fuzzy ball? Barnabus, Barnabus Baby cat, that Barnabus He finally found a family, now his life’s complete (Why would anybody want to hiss at me?) Julie |
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 01:46:36 -0500, Julie Cook
yodeled: (snip barnabus song) Hee hee, typical kitten, two speeds: ON and OFF. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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"Julie Cook" wrote in message
... Barbados has been released from his room and is terrorizing the colony. He's a typical kitten and wants somebody to play with him. Unfortunately no one feels comfortable enough yet. Tonight he's discovered he can come flying over the back of the couch and drape himself around my shoulders and I'll give him kisses. Unfortunately he's typical male child, the kisses embarrass him so he has to attack my head. He wraps his legs around my head with his paws on my face and starts tugging at my hair. Silly cat. Lately when I hear the other cats hissing at him I think of the Charlie Brown song that says "Why's everybody always picking on me" which I sing to Barnabus as "Why's everybody always hissin' at you?" This led me to think of the lyrics of the song and make some changes. I poet I'm not but the following is my version of the Charlie Brown song: Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum I hear hissing in the living room Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) First up on the cat tree, then onto the shelf Rearrange the nick knaks to satisfy his self. Barnabus, Barnibus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey’s tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who walks in the bedroom tail straight in the air? Who pounces on Selena then runs away in fear? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who ran in the kitchen, skidding to a stop? Who slid into Sam and got his black ears bopped? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus I told you it would happen, he got himself caught (Why's everybody always hissin’ at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey’s tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who has run around until he finally dropped? Who has curled upon my lap, a purring, fuzzy ball? Barnabus, Barnabus Baby cat, that Barnabus He finally found a family, now his life’s complete (Why would anybody want to hiss at me?) Julie LOL!!! Oh, that's a *PERFECT* song for a kitten, loved it. Hugs, CatNipped |
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ROTFL! Great Lyrics! ) I love it!
Donna, glad to know I'm not the only one nuts enough -- um, I mean creative enough ;o) -- to re-word songs for the resident felines |
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I loved the song. Sounds like he is having a grand ole time.
kreisleriana Penned: "Hee hee, typical kitten, two speeds: ON and OFF. " Kittens have an OFF switch? I think Sasha's must have broke hers because it is always ON for her. |
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On Fri, 04 Feb 2005 09:25:57 -0500, "Gabey8" gabey8-@-aol-dot-com
(formerly dgabriel-at-netaxs-dot-com) yodeled: ROTFL! Great Lyrics! ) I love it! Donna, glad to know I'm not the only one nuts enough -- um, I mean creative enough ;o) -- to re-word songs for the resident felines Oh, there are plenty of us. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Julie Cook wrote:
snippage (Why would anybody want to hiss at me?) Great lyrics, Julie! -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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In article , Julie Cook wrote: Who has run around until he finally dropped? Who has curled upon my lap, a purring, fuzzy ball? Barnabus, Barnabus Baby cat, that Barnabus He finally found a family, now his life’s complete (Why would anybody want to hiss at me?) Julie Thats great Julie, I love it. Suz Macmoosette =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= =^..^= "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." --Faith Resnick |\__/| (=':'=) (")_(") |
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On Fri 04 Feb 2005 01:46:36a, Julie Cook wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes ): Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum I hear hissing in the living room Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin' at me?) First up on the cat tree, then onto the shelf Rearrange the nick knaks to satisfy his self. Barnabus, Barnibus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin' at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey's tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who walks in the bedroom tail straight in the air? Who pounces on Selena then runs away in fear? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus He's gonna get caught, just you wait and see (Why's everybody always hissin' at me?) Who ran in the kitchen, skidding to a stop? Who slid into Sam and got his black ears bopped? Barnabus, Barnabus Vampire cat, that Barnabus I told you it would happen, he got himself caught (Why's everybody always hissin' at me?) Who's always nipping at your heels? Who's always biting Lacey's tail? Who chases Hobbes around the room? Guess who! (Who, me?) Yeah, you! Who has run around until he finally dropped? Who has curled upon my lap, a purring, fuzzy ball? Barnabus, Barnabus Baby cat, that Barnabus He finally found a family, now his life's complete (Why would anybody want to hiss at me?) LOL I love it!!!! -- Cheryl |
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