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Yu noze, I furgotz tu tellz yurownselfz abowt da TROODUR KITTY...



 
 
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Old February 27th 04, 12:48 AM
Amelia T Cat
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Default Yu noze, I furgotz tu tellz yurownselfz abowt da TROODUR KITTY...

Cory wrote:
Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf
menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta.
Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum
stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an'
mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY
bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An'
whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own
bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz
mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid
kat.

Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH...

--- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt...


Oh, you have my deepest sympathy! My hoomin brought a 'trooder kitty
home back in July. I *thought* it was a temporary thing, but that nasty
little kitten is STILL HERE! But now he's so big that he chases ME
through the house. And when I'm curled up in my paw's lap that rotten
'trooder kitty Samuel comes up and PLAYS WITH MY TAIL!

There must be something we can do about them. Maybe if we put our heads
together we can come up with some ideas...

Amelia T Cat

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Old February 27th 04, 01:45 AM
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Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette, first of
five
Cory wrote in message
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Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf
menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee Monsta.
Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze fur sum
stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself, Grandmeowmie, an'
mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu bring a TROODUR KITTY
bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez beeleef dat???!! An'
whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own
bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!! Now Java jist followz
mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid
kat.

Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH...

--- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt...

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Old February 27th 04, 05:59 AM
Mlle. Anaïs
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Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny udder
kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting!

Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment an da
furless one!

I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin!

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Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Miss Violette wrote:
Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette,
first of five
Cory wrote in message
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Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf
menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee
Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze
fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself,
Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu
bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez
beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR
KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!!
Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef
mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat.

Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH...

--- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt...

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Old February 27th 04, 08:19 AM
Miss Violette
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I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as they
please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they do
what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth
Mlle. Anaïs wrote in message
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Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny udder
kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting!

Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment an da
furless one!

I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Miss Violette wrote:
Tell me about it, There are four too many cats here, Miss Violette,
first of five
Cory wrote in message
...
Yu may haf hurd sumfin' alreddy, 'cuz I fink mineown Pawpa mite haf
menshuned it, buttid dere's a TROODUR KITTY on MINEOWN Arr-Vee
Monsta. Dumdum Grandpaw drofed bak tu Wiscatsin a fyoo weekz agoze
fur sum stranj reezin, an' wen hee kaymed bak tu mineownself,
Grandmeowmie, an' mine dumstoopidsisfur Holly, hee had da NURF tu
bring a TROODUR KITTY bak wif hizownstoopidself!!! Kin yoo kitteez
beeleef dat???!! An' whutz wurser, it wuzzint jist ENNY TROODUR
KITTY, it wuz Pawpa'z own bruffur'z payninnanek kitty, Java!!!!!
Now Java jist followz mineownself EFFURRYWARE. He woan leef
mineownself aloan!!!!! Stoopid kat.

Hmmmph... TROODUR KITTEEZ... FEH...

--- Onyx, noze a LOT outta joynt...

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Old February 28th 04, 02:34 AM
Mlle. Anaïs
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Dat's a wittle bit drastic, Ize tinks. I wuz tinkin' uv sumfin like
puttin a bigbig sign up outside dat sez: "Wunnerful kittee named Java fur
adoption to gudgud peoples". Dat mite wurk...

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Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs

anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Cory wrote:
In article , Mlle.
Anaïs wrote:

Oh my toes, dis iz terrible! I knoze, becawsdere wuz twenny
udder kitteez in my birf-howze, an I hadda share efurryting!

Now I iz an oneanonlycat, anna I haff da run of da compartment
an da furless one!

I'm sure dat yew kitteez can cum up wit sumfin!


I noze, I noze!!! Howzabowt iffin I'z fite wif Java, an' bak
hizownsorry butt bak tu da dore uf da Arr-Vee, an' den sumkitty opinz
da dore, an' I kikz Java'z sorryownbutt owtta da moofin' Arr-Vee wen
heez sleepin'???!!

--- Onyx

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Old February 28th 04, 12:12 PM
Miss Violette
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soft here. I would let them sort it out providing the hoomanz can deal with
no sleep, soft
Cory wrote in message
...
In article , Miss
Violette wrote:

I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as

they
please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they

do
what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth


Buttid, whut du yu du wif a kittykat whut wantz tu stay UP *ALL NIGHT
LONG*, wike whut Java (UB ~ My brother's cat) wantz tu du???!!

I WANNA SLEEP!!!!!

An' wen *I* wantz tu pway wif Java (wich iz almostist neffur effur), HE
wantz tu SLEEP!!!!!

--- Onyx, furryfurryfurry tyred uf Java... (UB ~ Who, according to my
dad, may only be a year or two old, compared to Onyx's ten years old
this fall. See the problem?)

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Old February 28th 04, 12:13 PM
Miss Violette
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for my part I would just have to hiss him and smack him that is what works
here, Miss Violette, who weighs around 9/10 pounds to TV's 20 and Tiger's 15
Cory wrote in message
...
In article , Miss
Violette wrote:

I came up with something, I am the boss cat. I let the others do as

they
please until I get tired of it then I put them in their place and they

do
what I want. Miss Violette, who is telling the whole truth


Buttid, whut du yu du wif a kittykat whut wantz tu stay UP *ALL NIGHT
LONG*, wike whut Java (UB ~ My brother's cat) wantz tu du???!!

I WANNA SLEEP!!!!!

An' wen *I* wantz tu pway wif Java (wich iz almostist neffur effur), HE
wantz tu SLEEP!!!!!

--- Onyx, furryfurryfurry tyred uf Java... (UB ~ Who, according to my
dad, may only be a year or two old, compared to Onyx's ten years old
this fall. See the problem?)

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