OT humour: givernment instructions in case of terrorist attack

"Marina" wrote in message So how is dear Unca
Frank today?
He's still in our thoughts constantly, as indeed are you.

He is plodding on, but the end is near. I've accepted it now, and feel at
peace. It's a national holiday tomorrow, but by the end of the week he
will pobably be gone, unless some miracle occurs. I can't just watch him
waste away slowly.

{{{Marina and Frank}}} My thoughts have been with both of you all week.
Take care and I hope you can enjoy your time together.

Susan M
Otis and Chester

[[ So how is dear Unca Frank today?
He's still in our thoughts constantly, as indeed are you.

He is plodding on, but the end is near. I've accepted it now, and feel
at peace. It's a national holiday tomorrow, but by the end of the week
he will pobably be gone, unless some miracle occurs. I can't just watch
him waste away slowly. ]]

You're all in my prayers. May you have quality time together for as long
as humanly possible.

Donna, Captain, and Stanley

oh god you're gonna kill me! nearly died laughing!!! oh well that's my ab
workout for the day (yah, as if i actually do ab workouts)

--
There are many intelligent species in the Universe. They are all owned by
cats.

Anonymous

One cat just leads to another. -Ernest Hemingway


"Annie Wxill" wrote in message
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"Marina" wrote in message
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These had me rolling on the floor. Never have I needed a good laugh so
much as now.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...ctandcover.htm
Marina, Frank, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Nikki.

Marina,
This had me laughing.
Rosie, who is trying to balance on my lap while hugging my belly was not
amused.
I'll have to make it up to her somehow.

Best wishes to you and Frank.
Annie

I agree. I love the "Lift beams right off you with your flashlight!"
one. Or pinning terrorist arrows to the wall with your shoulder. LOL

Melissa