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whatsa ted?
soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses
mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri |
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"Miss Violette" had some very interesting
things to say about whatsa ted?: soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Uh, Harri, I hate to tell you this, but you probably have a problem here. TEDs are The Evil Doctors, those sick humans who make your human take you in a metalmonster to a strange place that smells like other animals and even weirder things. Then TED and his/her accomplices do things like put thermometers [long cold thin glass sticks] in VERY personal places things like that do NOT belong and stick you with needles and sometimes put smelly icky stuff on your fur. They might even make you swallow a pill or some awful-tasting liquid, or worst of all, do something to make you sleep VERY deeply and when you wake up, what wasn't broken is "fixed" and you're minus a couple of important boycat parts. Felix, who HATES TEDs -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom |
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"Miss Violette" had some very interesting
things to say about whatsa ted?: soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Uh, Harri, I hate to tell you this, but you probably have a problem here. TEDs are The Evil Doctors, those sick humans who make your human take you in a metalmonster to a strange place that smells like other animals and even weirder things. Then TED and his/her accomplices do things like put thermometers [long cold thin glass sticks] in VERY personal places things like that do NOT belong and stick you with needles and sometimes put smelly icky stuff on your fur. They might even make you swallow a pill or some awful-tasting liquid, or worst of all, do something to make you sleep VERY deeply and when you wake up, what wasn't broken is "fixed" and you're minus a couple of important boycat parts. Felix, who HATES TEDs -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom |
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 06:40:58 -0700, Miss Violette wrote:
soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Harri, Dere iz sum tings best left unspoken. Buttid wen yourownself getz bak frum TED, call me on my cell fone an' I'zl cum offur to cuddle your own kittenself, OK? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 10/26/2004 1:00:53 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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On Tue, 26 Oct 2004 06:40:58 -0700, Miss Violette wrote:
soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Harri, Dere iz sum tings best left unspoken. Buttid wen yourownself getz bak frum TED, call me on my cell fone an' I'zl cum offur to cuddle your own kittenself, OK? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 10/26/2004 1:00:53 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com |
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Miss Violette wrote:
soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Oh, Harri... I'z sorry. TED is a evil, evil person who does nasty fings to innocent liddle kitties. We'z will purr dat your trip to TED goes furry quickly. Tabitha |
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Miss Violette wrote:
soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri Oh, Harri... I'z sorry. TED is a evil, evil person who does nasty fings to innocent liddle kitties. We'z will purr dat your trip to TED goes furry quickly. Tabitha |
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diz duz not sound atall gud, Harri, gettin catcerned
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri TED is this evul, evul hoomin hoo lives inna playce that always smells lyke othur cats an evun d*gs, and sumtymes yu kin see thu anymals an hasta hissspit at them tu make them keep theer distance! TEDS duz furry rood fings wif a glass stik an yur bak end, an iz always stikkin theer fingurs were they duznt belong, lyke pressing them in yur stomak, or pryin yur mouf opin or holdin yur eers still tu luk in them. Wurst case is that TED stiks yu wif pointy fings or steels yu frum yur Meomie or PawPaw fur days ana days ana days flashbak tu memries uv the tyme rite aftur that metalmonstur dint get out uv hur way. The purroper way tu behave wiv TED is tu bite, skratch, an yowl as loud as yu can. I wunce yowled so much alla hoomins inna wating rum was wonderin wat wuz goin on! Inna metalmonster onna way tu an frum TED, yowl evun more and pee or wurse inna carryer. Above all, du not beleef TED if he or she skritches yu round thu eers or gives yu cat treets or sez fings lyke 'Wat a nize cat!'. They iz jus tryin tu get yu offa yur gard. An yur hoomin will purrobly be onna side uv TED, hoo iz also hoomin. Myne evun *APOLOGIZES* wen I stands up fur my rites! She sez fings lyke 'She's really a nice cat, and doesn't behave like this at home.' And she THANKS TED fur torchuring me! She evun finks TED had sumfing tu du wif me gettin bedder aftur thu insident wif thu metalmonstur, wich is nonsense! They locked me up inna caje inna rum wif other cats I dint no, and did stranj things tu me, and I showed them hoo wuz boss, cuz I wudnt eet eny uv thu fud they gave me! THAT showed them I wuznt fuled by them saying fings like I hadda try this, an wud I like that insted, jus lyke they wanted tu be nice! Stay away frum TEDS if attal possibul. Mandy, Unbiased Reporter Frum TED Office |
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diz duz not sound atall gud, Harri, gettin catcerned
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message ... Miss Violette wrote: soft sayed I hadda gotoda ted, Now I duzn't know what dis here iz, I uses mines litter box likez i iz spozed ta, nefur had efin one ssident, so what iz dis here ted anna why iz da ofur catz snickerin, Harri TED is this evul, evul hoomin hoo lives inna playce that always smells lyke othur cats an evun d*gs, and sumtymes yu kin see thu anymals an hasta hissspit at them tu make them keep theer distance! TEDS duz furry rood fings wif a glass stik an yur bak end, an iz always stikkin theer fingurs were they duznt belong, lyke pressing them in yur stomak, or pryin yur mouf opin or holdin yur eers still tu luk in them. Wurst case is that TED stiks yu wif pointy fings or steels yu frum yur Meomie or PawPaw fur days ana days ana days flashbak tu memries uv the tyme rite aftur that metalmonstur dint get out uv hur way. The purroper way tu behave wiv TED is tu bite, skratch, an yowl as loud as yu can. I wunce yowled so much alla hoomins inna wating rum was wonderin wat wuz goin on! Inna metalmonster onna way tu an frum TED, yowl evun more and pee or wurse inna carryer. Above all, du not beleef TED if he or she skritches yu round thu eers or gives yu cat treets or sez fings lyke 'Wat a nize cat!'. They iz jus tryin tu get yu offa yur gard. An yur hoomin will purrobly be onna side uv TED, hoo iz also hoomin. Myne evun *APOLOGIZES* wen I stands up fur my rites! She sez fings lyke 'She's really a nice cat, and doesn't behave like this at home.' And she THANKS TED fur torchuring me! She evun finks TED had sumfing tu du wif me gettin bedder aftur thu insident wif thu metalmonstur, wich is nonsense! They locked me up inna caje inna rum wif other cats I dint no, and did stranj things tu me, and I showed them hoo wuz boss, cuz I wudnt eet eny uv thu fud they gave me! THAT showed them I wuznt fuled by them saying fings like I hadda try this, an wud I like that insted, jus lyke they wanted tu be nice! Stay away frum TEDS if attal possibul. Mandy, Unbiased Reporter Frum TED Office |
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deze two hoomanz luk purty smart fur hoomanz, wonner why dey wuuld takez
minesself ta ted ifin he isa so mean, Harri, confuzzled and catcerned Seanette Blaylock wrote in message ... Cheryl Perkins had some very interesting things to say about whatsa ted?: Above all, du not beleef TED if he or she skritches yu round thu eers or gives yu cat treets or sez fings lyke 'Wat a nize cat!'. They iz jus tryin tu get yu offa yur gard. An yur hoomin will purrobly be onna side uv TED, hoo iz also hoomin. Myne evun *APOLOGIZES* wen I stands up fur my rites! She sez fings lyke 'She's really a nice cat, and doesn't behave like this at home.' And she THANKS TED fur torchuring me! She evun finks TED had sumfing tu du wif me gettin bedder aftur thu insident wif thu metalmonstur, wich is nonsense! They locked me up inna caje inna rum wif other cats I dint no, and did stranj things tu me, and I showed them hoo wuz boss, cuz I wudnt eet eny uv thu fud they gave me! THAT showed them I wuznt fuled by them saying fings like I hadda try this, an wud I like that insted, jus lyke they wanted tu be nice! Stay away frum TEDS if attal possibul. TEDs are really sneaky. The one I used to have to go to actually had my Mom [who's normally pretty smart for a human] thinking he *liked* animals! Felix, advising kittens to NEVER trust a TED -- Felix, with help from his secretary/Mom |
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