Purr four Mine Ant Beffurly

Purrz and gudugd witshez fur Anti Beffurlee!
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Pitô.ônya

"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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Mine mommy tookt mine Ant Bef to da Saynt Rafeels hospital mergensy
rume diss morning. She is haffin trubbl breeving an her hart may be
doin bad fings.

Wee AWL lov her many sounds of agreement from cats, dogs and parrots
in the background butted shee yoosd to rescyoo mineseff frum da
basemunt monster in our ol hous on White Street. Mommy coont fine me,
Uncl Bill coont fine me butted Anti Beff wood com down an mak da
basemunt monnister giff me bak. Shee did diss sefural timz.

Sew purr four her to getted betterer an four her kitty, our cousim
Lady Di, too be calm an gnot too wurried.

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Sunrise

On May 3, 11:14*am, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
Purrz and gudugd witshez fur Anti Beffurlee!

Fangyu. Da dokiters ar takin car ub herseff. She cannot hab no kitty
bisitors, sew her Lady Di an me is gonna port ober dere wen no wun is
wookin an breeng her sum ub Maggy May's famus chickum soop. An Lady Di
will stay wiff her at nite, like she belongs to.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

it may needa b e peed on ifin itsuf duzint sturt aktin rite, Tiger
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 3, 2:29 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
we iz all purrin anna gramby iz prayin anna her kitteez iz purrin butted
herown pooter iz bein nauti,

Fangyu Tiger. Wee gno dat yoons is doin all yoo kan. I will not effen
digify da gnotty compunter wiff a hiss.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Wiff owr pologeees fur beein layt seeein dis, wee'ze sendin "git
beddurer" purrrrrrrs to yur Auntie, an sum nize calmin purrrrrrs to
her kitty an da wurreed hoomins hoo luff her.

Mietze, wiff effurywun

We kan finalee postz againz. How izur Auntie diz day?
"riddik" wrote in message
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Wiff owr pologeees fur beein layt seeein dis, wee'ze sendin "git
beddurer" purrrrrrrs to yur Auntie, an sum nize calmin purrrrrrs to
her kitty an da wurreed hoomins hoo luff her.

Mietze, wiff effurywun

On May 4, 6:59*pm, "Granby" wrote:
We kan finalee postz againz. *How izur Auntie diz day?

Shee has tokd to Mommy Micki on da tellefingy. Dey has to wurk on her
lungs beclaws she isn getting enuff oxe ajin. BUTTED her hart is
pritty gud, which I GNOO butted dey had to vestigat. She will be in da
horspital for awile an her frenz r goin to bisit Lady Di four her. Ub
korse, me an Lady Di will continue to teleport to her side in da
horspital.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Datz whut frenz iz four.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On May 4, 6:59 pm, "Granby" wrote:
We kan finalee postz againz. How izur Auntie diz day?

Shee has tokd to Mommy Micki on da tellefingy. Dey has to wurk on her
lungs beclaws she isn getting enuff oxe ajin. BUTTED her hart is
pritty gud, which I GNOO butted dey had to vestigat. She will be in da
horspital for awile an her frenz r goin to bisit Lady Di four her. Ub
korse, me an Lady Di will continue to teleport to her side in da
horspital.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

yeUp...yew r sew rite baowt dat Gramby. Luffs Mosey

"Granby"

Datz whut frenz iz four.


We kan finalee postz againz. How izur Auntie diz day?

Shee has tokd to Mommy Micki on da tellefingy. Dey has to wurk on her
lungs beclaws she isn getting enuff oxe ajin. BUTTED her hart is
pritty gud, which I GNOO butted dey had to vestigat. She will be in da
horspital for awile an her frenz r goin to bisit Lady Di four her. Ub
korse, me an Lady Di will continue to teleport to her side in da
horspital.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun

Proooofffft!

We awl sendz purrz fur da Anti Befferly.

GT an da Gurlz

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The Fur Conspiracy:
Mr. GrowlTiger the Depradatator (VC),
Ms. Chessie, Mistress of Light and Shadow,
Ms. Misty, Mistress of Colors and Smoke,
Mr. Shadow da Pup,
also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose
[Edit it to make it work.]