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Old May 4th 10, 01:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anaïs ^..^[_4_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM
  #2  
Old May 4th 10, 01:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Mine howze iz purrin anna i wil come der anna bite da ted ifin you wantz,
Tiger
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM



  #3  
Old May 4th 10, 01:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Purrs frum Cinder who is on aunti byottks and losink wate fast.

I bitted Cindur in fun and she tarted limping.
Spring


We know what you're going through. Quick recovery purrs from every cat
and human!



On Mon, 3 May 2010 20:35:17 -0400, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
wrote:

Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

  #4  
Old May 4th 10, 02:26 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Meow Anais!

* * * * Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

* * * * Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

* * * * She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

* * * * Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

* * * * [Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave *me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]


Oh dear. Do you needs a Caretaking Kitty from the Catmerica Volunteer
Nurses Corps to teleport over and takes care of yourownselves?

Don't worry, Uncle Serge! The Catmerica National Health Insurance
will reimburse you for everything - in Toona Dollars, of course!

Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, Age 9
Chief Torbie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
  #5  
Old May 4th 10, 04:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Purrs, pwease....

diz wuld makez minesuf feelz betterer, Tigr
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Meow Anais!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]


Oh dear. Do you needs a Caretaking Kitty from the Catmerica Volunteer
Nurses Corps to teleport over and takes care of yourownselves?

Don't worry, Uncle Serge! The Catmerica National Health Insurance
will reimburse you for everything - in Toona Dollars, of course!

Lilith Kitten Gordon-Mahoney, Age 9
Chief Torbie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist


  #6  
Old May 4th 10, 04:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_3_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Ov korze I wyll purrr furrr yuz.
PuuUUUuuuuRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr
Feel bettererer. I howp dat Anti Biotikz hewlpz.

Puuuuuuurrrrrrrt2nya

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.â€
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM



  #7  
Old May 4th 10, 06:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
MLB[_2_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]



Sending heartfelt purrs that you will get well completely and fast. MLB
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Old May 4th 10, 06:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_7_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

Ohhhh, laowd healing PUUUUUUUUUURz frum usses fur yoo
tew feal bedder Mme. Anaïs.
Iz dere innyfing ai kan doo fur yew? Wood yew wike mee tew port ovur wiff
sum
chikum soop? dat will mayke efferfing bedder.
Luffs, Mosey,
Pookie, Sqweex n Pipps awl puuuurring fur yew.

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^"
Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM



  #9  
Old May 4th 10, 02:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default Purrs, pwease....

We iz definitly purrin fur yurownself, Anaïs! Imajin a TED doin awl dat to
yur pore liddle self!

Rebecca

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
Meow Kitties!

Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!

[Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM



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Old May 4th 10, 05:26 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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On May 3, 8:35*pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
Meow Kitties!

* * * * Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself,
pwease?

* * * * Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and
took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable
fings to mine liddle self!

* * * * She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds
and urine, den skwirted sum ebil stuff down mine
throat!

* * * * Da indignity ob it awl, and on top ob dat I is
sick wif a temperature!


Deer Mme Anais, now dat yoo haff spent yoor human's munny, yoo shud
getted well sune. All ub usses in diss hous ar purring for yoo. I am
tryin to teetsh widdle Samantha to purr an wee will giff her a lessun
in yoor honor.

--
Maggy May



* * * * [Human note: she hasn't been peeing normally for
a day or two, and has been constantly meowing -
she's usually quite a silent cat - and getting
underfoot. So I took her to the vet after work,
who "extracted" urine from her, and based upon her
temperature gave *me oral antibiotics for her,
presuming it is a UTI. She also lightend my wallet
by quite a bit...]

--
Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 5/3/2010 8:29:12 PM


 




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