B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry

Hihi diz iz O T anna we haff fudz all day longz too. Gramby makez sure
uzenz and dem hummink birdiez haz fudz all da timez. Anna yez, her haz been
feedink a reali skinnie dog for da pasdt week. When dem New yorkz peoplez
waz here, dey started it and kallz dat Dog "Skittlez" kauze it skittlez away
effertime someone komez near it. But, notted Gramby, it lets herself pet
itself now and klimbz in herown lap. She putted some flea stuffz on its
nek.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Aug 4, 11:44 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:21:49 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

I duznt know, but I has bin werkin on a list uv whut it needz to cuvver.
Heer iz whut I haz so fur:

1. Dere iz a serius mallady amunkst kitteez, kalled "Emptee Bowl
Sindrome",
or EBS. In sollydaritee wif da kitteez dat haz dis horrybul kondishun,
all
kittee bowlz shud be kep full at awl timez.

2. If a hoomin wantz to "sleep in" in da mornin, dey muss first give da
kitteez dere brekfist, den dey kan go bak an sleep in until da kitteez
need
dem agin.

Sundance

Dese sownd furry gud fur a start, Sundance, buttid I haff to tell you
sumfing dat mite shock you: mine hooman leafs me a full bowl ov fuds
*awl day long*. Itz neffur empty!

Usses two. Wee haff a bole ub cruncheez on r eeting countur an Uncl
Bill annann Mommy Micki keep it full all da tyme. Den dey giff us da
gooshy fudz in da morning fur brekkus an we eet up all ub itt. Uncl
Bill WAFFS an sez dat da SHARKS are feeding butted wee iz gnot fishes,
wee iz a pride ub kitteez. I gonna mak Uncl Bill getted uss a
WILDABEEST or a Zeebra-horsie or sumfin iff he waffs agane.

--
Sunrise, da Diva ub da pride



Do you finks yoo cud trayne Anti Sandy to do dis fur you? You mite
hafta promise not to ofur eet an den hurk.... (I neffur do, I'ze a
delikate eeter - I jus graze...)

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/4/2008 11:40:52 PM