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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt
Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Hooman note, yes he got the taffy our of the trash and got it jammed in his mouth. I knew it had to be softened and the dryer was all I could think of. I wrapped him in a bath towel and kept blowing the hot air. I finally got it soft enough so I could work it out. He is still working on the remaining stuff today. |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
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"Granby" wrote: Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Dat taffy sounz like fury, furry dangerous stuff! I'z glad you is ok now. Harri |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Fangu fur da abvise. Yooz lukky: anudder hoomin mite hav taked yoo to da
TED to git da taffymonsterz unstuk. Sundance "Granby" wrote in message ... Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Hooman note, yes he got the taffy our of the trash and got it jammed in his mouth. I knew it had to be softened and the dryer was all I could think of. I wrapped him in a bath towel and kept blowing the hot air. I finally got it soft enough so I could work it out. He is still working on the remaining stuff today. |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Harri I got so fused I forgot ta say dat diz waz me O T anna I hatz dat
stuffz. "Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... In article , "Granby" wrote: Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Dat taffy sounz like fury, furry dangerous stuff! I'z glad you is ok now. Harri |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Effen if her kud drife her waz jaffink too hard to katch me to go to TED. O
T with his dignity still miffed. "Sundance" wrote in message ... Fangu fur da abvise. Yooz lukky: anudder hoomin mite hav taked yoo to da TED to git da taffymonsterz unstuk. Sundance "Granby" wrote in message ... Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Hooman note, yes he got the taffy our of the trash and got it jammed in his mouth. I knew it had to be softened and the dryer was all I could think of. I wrapped him in a bath towel and kept blowing the hot air. I finally got it soft enough so I could work it out. He is still working on the remaining stuff today. |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
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"Granby" wrote: Harri I got so fused I forgot ta say dat diz waz me O T anna I hatz dat stuffz. Yeah, I was 'fraid of dat. Dat taffy stuff musta been invented by DOGS! Harri |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
On Aug 3, 4:48 pm, "Granby" wrote:
Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her WAFFED at yew glares at Granby Dat wuz gnot gnize. It iz gudgud dat yoo got rid ub dat sfuff. Sumwun givd Bear a gummy ber wuncet an it givd him da sam problum but hee ventually eeted it. -- Maggy May Cuddleseep is speshul Effery ower counz az too. An cuddleseep is gud four yoo. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Hooman note, yes he got the taffy our of the trash and got it jammed in his mouth. I knew it had to be softened and the dryer was all I could think of. I wrapped him in a bath towel and kept blowing the hot air. I finally got it soft enough so I could work it out. He is still working on the remaining stuff today. |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
Hihi diz iz O T anna I am glad u kitties unnerstand how bad diz wuz. Da
Gramby still laffz when herself lookz at me. "Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On Aug 3, 4:48 pm, "Granby" wrote: Da Gramby wented to diz little karnival fingie and gotted her some Salt Watter Taffy. Her haz alwyz lufed it butt da hooman dat wented to da bridge kudent haff itself so her haznt boughted any of itself in yearz. Her gotted home and popped a piece of it in herown mouf and DEN, her spitted it out in da trash. She wuden let me sniff itself. DEN, her frowed da rest of da box awaya. SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her WAFFED at yew glares at Granby Dat wuz gnot gnize. It iz gudgud dat yoo got rid ub dat sfuff. Sumwun givd Bear a gummy ber wuncet an it givd him da sam problum but hee ventually eeted it. -- Maggy May Cuddleseep is speshul Effery ower counz az too. An cuddleseep is gud four yoo. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Hooman note, yes he got the taffy our of the trash and got it jammed in his mouth. I knew it had to be softened and the dryer was all I could think of. I wrapped him in a bath towel and kept blowing the hot air. I finally got it soft enough so I could work it out. He is still working on the remaining stuff today. |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Tarry
On Sun, 3 Aug 2008 15:48:46 -0500, Granby's nimble, little paws typed:
SO, when herself waz in da bed and it wz dark, I gotten in da trashz and gotted some of itself. U know what it did, it grabbed myown teef anna wuden let go. I finally went and jumped on Gramby and made her turnz on a lite and her LAFFED at me. Her kudent git itself out of my mouf so her wented and gotted da fingie dat driez herown hair and blowed dat air in myown faze. Well, you certainly had a liddle advenchur! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 8/3/2008 11:28:28 PM |
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B-Warez of sumphin kalled Taffy
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