Ms. Rebecca, howz da konstruckshun?

I will make shur we haz lotsa samplez!

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wuuld likez samplez,

*thinks a sample new pooter wuuld be nize*
Takez the petite paw and smoockez it
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:13:04 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger walks up to his love, I trida post when you sayed dat you waz
gettin
watermonsterz butted it wuuldn't go fru, wuuld you likta go on diz tour
togefur? Tiger, cranky to the pooter

Uv cawz, my deer! Dis souns like fun! An maybe Rebecca will haff sum
samples for my big, hungry boycat!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/31/2005 3:35:54 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

Rebecca wrote:
A large truck pulls up at the large building. Two cats jump out
and
walk into the building.

Hi Rebecca. I'm here again to inspect. I'm sure that everything
will
be above code.

I brought my assistant. This is Nathan.

Chester

Nathan sniffs noses with Rebecca.

Hi Rebecca. I'm here to help Chester with the equipment inspection.
I'm the code expert on equipment.

Nathan

Nice to meet yoo, Nathan. Fangu fur kumming on such short notice.
Sum ub
da kommyunitee kittees will be kumming to hab a toor ub da warehowse,
and I
wuz hopin to hab awl da spekshuns dun befor dey gits heer. Ize
sorree I
didnt git bak to yoo sooner, but my sekretary haz bin neglektin hur
duteez
juss becaws she haz bin sik. Gud hewp is hard to find.

Enneway, yool be innerested in da kwipmint. We haz freezers to keep
da
frozin stufz, frijiz to keep da kold stufz, an warmin uvvins to keep
cookt
fudz warm until we deliverz dem. We haz lotz ub shelfs fur storin
dry gudz.
Yoo mite notiss dat dey iz furryfurry talltalltall: well, at da end
ub eech
unit, dere is a kittee-size spiral starekase dat letz us git up an
down to
whare da stufz iz.

Whut else wud yoo like to see?

Rebecca

I understand about the secretary. Mom sometimes does that too!!!!

Nathan goes over to a freezer and pushes the button that opens it. He
looks at the thermometer that's in the door. He does the same thing
with each freezer and each refrigerator.

These buttons to open the equipment are really cool. Chester, we need
to nag mom to get us one on ours!

Nathan goes to the ovens and climbs the spiral staircase slowly to the
top, looking in each oven door and checking the settings on the side of
each oven.

This equipment is way above the Catmerica standard. I'll be very happy
to sign off and give you a certificate to display in your office.

Chester, is there anything else you need to see?

Nathan

ClowderCat wrote:
Rebecca wrote:
A large truck pulls up at the large building. Two cats jump out
and
walk into the building.

Hi Rebecca. I'm here again to inspect. I'm sure that everything
will
be above code.

I brought my assistant. This is Nathan.

Chester

Nathan sniffs noses with Rebecca.

Hi Rebecca. I'm here to help Chester with the equipment
inspection.
I'm the code expert on equipment.

Nathan

Nice to meet yoo, Nathan. Fangu fur kumming on such short notice.
Sum ub
da kommyunitee kittees will be kumming to hab a toor ub da
warehowse,
and I
wuz hopin to hab awl da spekshuns dun befor dey gits heer. Ize
sorree I
didnt git bak to yoo sooner, but my sekretary haz bin neglektin hur
duteez
juss becaws she haz bin sik. Gud hewp is hard to find.

Enneway, yool be innerested in da kwipmint. We haz freezers to
keep
da
frozin stufz, frijiz to keep da kold stufz, an warmin uvvins to
keep
cookt
fudz warm until we deliverz dem. We haz lotz ub shelfs fur storin
dry gudz.
Yoo mite notiss dat dey iz furryfurry talltalltall: well, at da end
ub eech
unit, dere is a kittee-size spiral starekase dat letz us git up an
down to
whare da stufz iz.

Whut else wud yoo like to see?

Rebecca

I understand about the secretary. Mom sometimes does that too!!!!

Nathan goes over to a freezer and pushes the button that opens it.
He
looks at the thermometer that's in the door. He does the same thing
with each freezer and each refrigerator.

These buttons to open the equipment are really cool. Chester, we
need
to nag mom to get us one on ours!

Nathan goes to the ovens and climbs the spiral staircase slowly to
the
top, looking in each oven door and checking the settings on the side
of
each oven.

This equipment is way above the Catmerica standard. I'll be very
happy
to sign off and give you a certificate to display in your office.

Chester, is there anything else you need to see?

Nathan

Chester looks around.

There's nothing else I need to see. Everything is more than purrfect!

Chester

Rebecca wrote:
Why, fangu, Miss Violette, datz furry generis ub alla yoo! Dat will
git da
program off to a gud start. As soon az da spekshuns iz awl dun, yoo
kan awl
kum ober an git familyer wit da setup.

Rebecca, happy that other kitties want to support this effort

The inspection is done and everything is way above standard and very
purrfect.

Chester and Nathan

[A tiny fluffy longhaired girl and a large "fluffy" tortie girl step out
of the teleporter just inside the front door of the warehouse. They look
appreciatively at the large open spaces, and are amazed at the amount of
room, and at all the fancy equipment.]

Oh, wow, Rebecca, you really outdid yourself! This is AMAZING! I never
dreamed we'd have access to something nearly as fancy as this.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Wif all da fancy oven stuff I can cook up da
goodies wifout getting my furz all steemed up. An wif da bigbig
frijalators I won't haf to worry bout Meowmie finding our supplies in da
hoomin frij. An all dis storage room - wow!

Amelia T Cat wrote:
[A tiny fluffy longhaired girl and a large "fluffy" tortie girl step
out
of the teleporter just inside the front door of the warehouse. They
look
appreciatively at the large open spaces, and are amazed at the amount
of
room, and at all the fancy equipment.]

Oh, wow, Rebecca, you really outdid yourself! This is AMAZING! I
never
dreamed we'd have access to something nearly as fancy as this.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Wif all da fancy oven stuff I can cook up da
goodies wifout getting my furz all steemed up. An wif da bigbig
frijalators I won't haf to worry bout Meowmie finding our supplies in
da
hoomin frij. An all dis storage room - wow!

Hey Tabitha, would you like some help with cooking? We specialize in
cooking pizza!

Chester and Nathan

Hey Tabitha, would you like some help with cooking? We specialize in
cooking pizza!

Chester and Nathan

I'z sure would! It getz kinda crazy when we haz a large ebent to cater,
and I get run purty ragged. Some cooking help would be apurrciated! An I
can even pay you toonas fur your time.

I'z duzn't do too good wif pizza, so somekitty wif pizza eggsperience
would be real good.

Tabitha

Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Hey Tabitha, would you like some help with cooking? We specialize
in
cooking pizza!

Chester and Nathan

I'z sure would! It getz kinda crazy when we haz a large ebent to
cater,
and I get run purty ragged. Some cooking help would be apurrciated!
An I
can even pay you toonas fur your time.

I'z duzn't do too good wif pizza, so somekitty wif pizza eggsperience

would be real good.

Tabitha

Wow!!!! Toonas!!!!! That would be wonderful!!!!!

When do you want us to start?

Do you need a list of the things we use to make pizzas?

Chester and Nathan

Oh, gudgud, Ize glad yoo bof likez it. I wuz alreddy fingkin abowt changin
sumfin: whut wud yoo fingk ub replacin doze spiral starekases wif
ellyvaters?

Rebecca

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
[A tiny fluffy longhaired girl and a large "fluffy" tortie girl step out
of the teleporter just inside the front door of the warehouse. They look
appreciatively at the large open spaces, and are amazed at the amount of
room, and at all the fancy equipment.]

Oh, wow, Rebecca, you really outdid yourself! This is AMAZING! I never
dreamed we'd have access to something nearly as fancy as this.

[Tabitha squeaks up] Wif all da fancy oven stuff I can cook up da goodies
wifout getting my furz all steemed up. An wif da bigbig frijalators I
won't haf to worry bout Meowmie finding our supplies in da hoomin frij. An
all dis storage room - wow!

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...

Wow!!!! Toonas!!!!! That would be wonderful!!!!!

When do you want us to start?

Do you need a list of the things we use to make pizzas?

Chester and Nathan

Hihi, gize, glad to hab yoo as sociates. Shud I order sum pizza uvvins, or
duz yoo hab yur own?

Rebecca