Ms. Rebecca, howz da konstruckshun?

Wow!!!! Toonas!!!!! That would be wonderful!!!!!

When do you want us to start?

Well, I guess as soon as we getz an order fur pizza.

Do you need a list of the things we use to make pizzas?

Chester and Nathan

Yeth, please. Den we can be sure we haz you needz.

Akchooly, since we'z have kitties coming by to visit da new place, would
youz guys be innerested in making some pizza right now? If we haz da
stuff, dat is. Or if I can get what you need really quick. Den we could
set out some pizza fur da visitin kitties.

Tabitha

Rebecca wrote:

Oh, gudgud, Ize glad yoo bof likez it. I wuz alreddy fingkin abowt changin
sumfin: whut wud yoo fingk ub replacin doze spiral starekases wif
ellyvaters?

Rebecca

Oooooh! Dat sounz pressive! I like dat idearment.

Tabitha

Tabitha Kitten wrote:
Wow!!!! Toonas!!!!! That would be wonderful!!!!!

When do you want us to start?

Well, I guess as soon as we getz an order fur pizza.

OK. Will you telepath us when you need us?

Do you need a list of the things we use to make pizzas?

Chester and Nathan

Yeth, please. Den we can be sure we haz you needz.

OK. We need a lot of lactose free cheese, some tomato sauce, all of
the kinds of pizza toppings that humans like, some birds, squirrels,
moles and any other small animals that we like to hunt.

Akchooly, since we'z have kitties coming by to visit da new place,
would
youz guys be innerested in making some pizza right now? If we haz da
stuff, dat is. Or if I can get what you need really quick. Den we
could
set out some pizza fur da visitin kitties.

Tabitha

OK. We can bring some of our own ingredients so you can see what we
use.

Chester and Nathan teleport home to get their pizza ingredients.
Clarence decides to join them and teleports back with them.

We're ready. Do you want to watch us?

OK. Will you telepath us when you need us?

OI sure will, fanks!

OK. We need a lot of lactose free cheese, some tomato sauce, all of
the kinds of pizza toppings that humans like, some birds, squirrels,
moles and any other small animals that we like to hunt.

Well, we haz da cheese and da tomato sauce, and da usual hoomin
toppings, and some mice. I'll have to see if we can set up a supplier
fur da birds an skwirrels and moles an voles an stuff.

OK. We can bring some of our own ingredients so you can see what we
use.

Chester and Nathan teleport home to get their pizza ingredients.
Clarence decides to join them and teleports back with them.

We're ready. Do you want to watch us?

Oh, fangu! It will be nice to be able to offer pizza to da visitors.
Yes, I'd love to watch. I fink deze regular ovens will do, won't dey,
until Rebecca can get us pizza ovens installed? I am just so furry
impurressed wif everyfing Rebecca has done here - isn't diz just the
mostest bootiful building you ever did see?

Tabitha

Rebecca wrote:
"ClowderCat" wrote in message
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Wow!!!! Toonas!!!!! That would be wonderful!!!!!

When do you want us to start?

Do you need a list of the things we use to make pizzas?

Chester and Nathan

Hihi, gize, glad to hab yoo as sociates. Shud I order sum pizza
uvvins, or
duz yoo hab yur own?

Rebecca

It looks like you have some pizza ovens already. The ones that have
about 12 shelves in them! Those'll work purrfectly!

Chester and Nathan

Tabitha Kitten wrote:
OK. Will you telepath us when you need us?

OI sure will, fanks!

OK. But for us to really know about it, mom said you need to post to
us here!!!!!

OK. We need a lot of lactose free cheese, some tomato sauce, all
of
the kinds of pizza toppings that humans like, some birds,
squirrels,
moles and any other small animals that we like to hunt.

Well, we haz da cheese and da tomato sauce, and da usual hoomin
toppings, and some mice. I'll have to see if we can set up a supplier

fur da birds an skwirrels and moles an voles an stuff.

OK. We usually teleport out and go hunting when we want to make
pizzas. It's a lot of fun!

OK. We can bring some of our own ingredients so you can see what
we
use.

Chester and Nathan teleport home to get their pizza ingredients.
Clarence decides to join them and teleports back with them.

We're ready. Do you want to watch us?

Oh, fangu! It will be nice to be able to offer pizza to da visitors.
Yes, I'd love to watch. I fink deze regular ovens will do, won't dey,

until Rebecca can get us pizza ovens installed? I am just so furry
impurressed wif everyfing Rebecca has done here - isn't diz just the
mostest bootiful building you ever did see?

Tabitha

You shouldn't need the pizza ovens because some of your ovens have 12
shelves, which means we can make 12 pizzas at the same time in one
oven. If you want to you can order some though.

The first thing we do is make the crust. We do that by grating the
cheese as fine as we can get it with this electric cheese grater. Then
we mix in some of this butter so it sticks together and press it into
shape on the bottom of the pan with our paws. After that we put a
layer of tomato sauce on it. On top of the tomato sauce we put the
meat toppings and the veggie toppings if it's for a human or a cat who
likes veggies. Then we sprinkle on a layer of loose grated cheese and
put it in the oven until the cheese melts. After that, we sometimes
add nip to the top for the cats who like nip on their pizza.

Nathan gets out the cheese grater and sets it up on a counter. He
puts a hunk of cheese in it and presses two buttons. Grated, almost
powdered, cheese comes out of the bottom into a dish. When it's full,
he moves that dish over, puts another dish there and presses 2 other
buttons. More coarsely grated cheese comes out into the dish. He
takes the first dish, adds soft butter and mixes it together. Then he
pours the mixture into a pizza pan and uses his paws to spread it out
and press it together. After that he adds the other ingredients, puts
it in the oven and pushes a button on the oven. Then he washes the
cheese off his paws.

See how easy it is.

Chester and Clarence watch while Nathan makes the pizza.

The hunger of the world is close to my entire house, furs and hoomanz alike,
Miss Violette, waiting for the call
Rebecca wrote in message
m...
Why, fangu, Miss Violette, datz furry generis ub alla yoo! Dat will git
da
program off to a gud start. As soon az da spekshuns iz awl dun, yoo kan
awl
kum ober an git familyer wit da setup.

Rebecca, happy that other kitties want to support this effort

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
My entire house will help with meals on paws, Miss Violette for her
house
Rebecca wrote in message
. ..
Hihi, Anaïs. Da construkshun went furry well. Da bilding is finished
an
Chester sined off on dat part alreddy. Now da ekwipmint iz installed,
too.
I needz to hab it inspektid befur we kan start uzing it. Unfortunately
my
Meowmie haz had new sikmonsters fur a kupple ub weeks, so I haz bin
bizzy
takin care ub her an haznt bin able to git bak to Chester fur da final
inspekshun.

I didn't know da kommyunitee wud be innerestid in toorin owr liddle
facility, but Id be glad to offur a toor. In fakt, enneekittee wud be
welkum to stop by at ennee time to see it -- itz pritty neet state ub
da
art
stuff. If we kan git sum volunteerkittees fur da Meels on Paws
program,
dat
wud be grate, too!

Rebecca

I thinkz it willz be like da sample day atta hooman storez, Tiger
Rebecca wrote in message
m...
I will make shur we haz lotsa samplez!

Rebecca

"Miss Violette" wrote in message
...
I wuuld likez samplez,

*thinks a sample new pooter wuuld be nize*
Takez the petite paw and smoockez it
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 14:13:04 -0600, Miss Violette wrote:

Tiger walks up to his love, I trida post when you sayed dat you waz
gettin
watermonsterz butted it wuuldn't go fru, wuuld you likta go on diz
tour
togefur? Tiger, cranky to the pooter

Uv cawz, my deer! Dis souns like fun! An maybe Rebecca will haff sum
samples for my big, hungry boycat!

--
Purrs,

Mlle. Anaïs
3/31/2005 3:35:54 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
...
Rebecca wrote:

Oh, gudgud, Ize glad yoo bof likez it. I wuz alreddy fingkin abowt
changin sumfin: whut wud yoo fingk ub replacin doze spiral starekases wif
ellyvaters?

Rebecca

Oooooh! Dat sounz pressive! I like dat idearment.

Tabitha

[Lots of tinkering noises are heard coming from the new Fluffykitz
warehouse. They go on for quite a while. At one point, the noise of
something big falling to the floor is heard, followed by some very
unladylike meowing. Then a disheveled Rebecca emerges, covered with grease
and wearing a kitty-sized toolbelt.]

OK, datz dun. We now haz ellyvaters: I bilded dem from the spiral starekase
partz. I hooked up da lectricitee myownself, so I hope Chester will inspekt
it to be shur itz safe.

Rebecca

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...

Hihi, gize, glad to hab yoo as sociates. Shud I order sum pizza
uvvins, or
duz yoo hab yur own?

Rebecca

It looks like you have some pizza ovens already. The ones that have
about 12 shelves in them! Those'll work purrfectly!

Chester and Nathan

OK, gud. Ize a liddle wared owt frum bildin doze ellyvaters ennyway. If we
'cide we needz dem, we kan git dem later.

Rebecca