Sheriff Of Catmerica

With the recent crossing to the Bridge of Capt. Midnight, The
Good Luck Black Cat, the Catmerica Police Department was left
without a Commanding Kitty.

I aim to revitalize Catmerica and its Police Depatment by running
for Sheriff. I hereby announce my candidacy for Sheriff of
Catmerica. I welcome any and all feline challengers to a debate,
and all citizens of Catmerica to vote in the forthcoming
election - preferrably for me!

Respectfully meowed,
Cousin Rosco P. Catrane, Age 1
Junior Tabby In Residence
Future Sheriff of Catmerica (Hopefully)