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Let us pray......
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jmcquown wrote:
wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. Since you can't even spell Al Quaida, let us assume you are an a**hole. Our kitties, who art in the house, hallowed be our names! Give us this day our daily kibble and forgive those who tresspass against us (when we nap). And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us to shrimpies and toy mousies. Jill and Persia LOL it's Al Qaeda, actually. I hope that doesn't make me anything but a good speller *wink* HYSTERICAL poem, btw hehe Hailey |
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Hailey wrote:
jmcquown wrote: wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. Since you can't even spell Al Quaida Our kitties, who art in the house, hallowed be our names! Give us this day our daily kibble and forgive those who tresspass against us (when we nap). And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us to shrimpies and toy mousies. Jill and Persia LOL it's Al Qaeda, actually. Guess that makes ME the a**hole! I hope that doesn't make me anything but a good speller *wink* HYSTERICAL poem, btw hehe Hailey |
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In article , "jmcquown"
wrote: wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. Since you can't even spell Al Quaida, let us assume you are an a**hole. Our kitties, who art in the house, hallowed be our names! Give us this day our daily kibble and forgive those who tresspass against us (when we nap). And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us to shrimpies and toy mousies. Jill and Persia May I observe that an a**hole has at least one useful function? |
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Howard C. Berkowitz wrote:
In article , "jmcquown" wrote: wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. Since you can't even spell Al Quaida, let us assume you are an a**hole. Our kitties, who art in the house, hallowed be our names! Give us this day our daily kibble and forgive those who tresspass against us (when we nap). And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us to shrimpies and toy mousies. Jill and Persia May I observe that an a**hole has at least one useful function? LOL True! But do we each really need more than one? Jill |
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jmcquown wrote:
wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. Us kitties, who art in the house, hallowed be our names! Give us this day our daily kibble and forgive those who tresspass against us (when we nap). And lead us *into* temptation, and boxes and bagses. And deliver us shrimpies and toy mousies forever and ever! Amen. Jill and Persia |
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Liberal Leftists are at their funniest when they are out of power and are dangerous when they are in power. ==Rush Limbaugh Doctor of Democracy, America's Truth Detector |
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jmcquown wrote: wrote: us from evil and lead us not into terrorism, but deliver us from the evils of Al Quada. None of these prayers are appropriate to Nocturne's faith, so she offers her own: Hail Nocturne, who art on the pillow, Hallowed be the cat. Thy razor claws, thy mighty jaws enforce thy will upon us. Give us today pain we deserve, and forgive us our failures for we are human and so we suck. And lead us not into the litterbox and deliver us from your evil, for thine is the bed and the couch and the apartment forever and ever. Pawmen. |
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Kerry Lost wrote:
==Rush Limbaugh Doctor of Democracy, America's Truth Detector And take-no-prisoners-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later preacher, except when he's the one on drugs. -- Victor M. Martinez Owned and operated by the Fantastic Seven (TM) Send your spam he Email me he |
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"Victor Martinez" wrote in message ... Kerry Lost wrote: ==Rush Limbaugh Doctor of Democracy, America's Truth Detector And take-no-prisoners-shoot-first-and-ask-questions-later preacher, except when he's the one on drugs. Victor M. Martinez Heh, and not too proud to duck behind the American Civil Liberties Union (that he has so often lambasted) when he thinks his right to privacy has been violated. Annie P.S. What's with all the crossposting? I had to remove two other groups from the address space. |
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