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August 10th 08, 02:09 AM
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Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. 
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August 10th 08, 02:15 AM
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On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:09:46 -0500, Granby wrote:
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten recently was one that said, "You may be hungry later. Why not order some carry-out?". -- John F. Eldredge -- PGP key available from http://pgp.mit.edu "Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria
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August 10th 08, 02:52 AM
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No cluons were harmed when John F. Eldredge wrote:
The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten... For me, it was "Fortune not found" Hugs and Purrs, Mark -- Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
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August 10th 08, 03:06 AM
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Granby wrote:
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. I was just in a grocery store that had a newsletter for customers, and the front page had an article entitled, "What's Good For Your Heart?" The accompanying picture (a drawing) showed a person holding a kitty.  I guess my heart must be in good shape! -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)
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August 10th 08, 03:10 AM
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Mark Edwards wrote:
No cluons were harmed when John F. Eldredge wrote: The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten... For me, it was "Fortune not found" Mark, was this on a Unix (or Linux) system?? That doesn't count!-- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)
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August 10th 08, 04:33 AM
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Granby wrote:
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. What, you mean having cats doesn't ease your stress level?  -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
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August 10th 08, 05:49 AM
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Not if you have one like my O T. If there is trouble he will find it, if
there isn't trouble, he will make it!!! "Marina" wrote in message ... Granby wrote: Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. What, you mean having cats doesn't ease your stress level? -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
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August 10th 08, 08:01 AM
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"John F. Eldredge" wrote in message
... On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:09:46 -0500, Granby wrote: Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten recently was one that said, "You may be hungry later. Why not order some carry-out?". -- John F. Eldredge -- Ooh! That's sneaky! ;-) The last one I got said, "Accept the next proposition you receive." I'm still waiting for that proposition. G Joy
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August 10th 08, 08:12 AM
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LOL...good one.
Kyla "Granby" Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me.
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August 10th 08, 08:14 AM
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bastXXXette Granby wrote: Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read that to me. I was just in a grocery store that had a newsletter for customers, and the front page had an article entitled, "What's Good For Your Heart?" The accompanying picture (a drawing) showed a person holding a kitty. I guess my heart must be in good shape! And a good heart you have indeed Kyla -- Joyce ^..^ (To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)
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