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Old June 3rd 04, 02:04 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Now the light mornings are well and truly upon us, I am woken ever earlier by
three felines demanding to be allowed out into the garden at times when any
civilised being should be tucked up in bed snoring...

At five this morning, already daylight outside, I was forcibly dragged away
from the Land Of Nod to open the door to the garden to let the clowder out.

I left the door ajar so they could come and go.

At seven this morning, when I awoke properly, I stumbled downstairs to be
greeted by....

Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit. He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody mess,
awash with entrails.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)

Cheers, helen s




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Old June 3rd 04, 03:21 PM
TBird
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GAH!

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
Now the light mornings are well and truly upon us, I am woken ever earlier

by
three felines demanding to be allowed out into the garden at times when

any
civilised being should be tucked up in bed snoring...

At five this morning, already daylight outside, I was forcibly dragged

away
from the Land Of Nod to open the door to the garden to let the clowder

out.

I left the door ajar so they could come and go.

At seven this morning, when I awoke properly, I stumbled downstairs to be
greeted by....

Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit.

He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody

mess,
awash with entrails.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to

visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)

Cheers, helen s



Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -
they can't even kill an indoor mouse!) I am convinced now. Indoor kitties.
Yup yup yup.

TBird --- whose last outdoor cat loved bringing home dead mice, and once
brought in a live chipmunk that lived under the recliner for 3 days until we
chased it back out



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Old June 3rd 04, 03:21 PM
TBird
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GAH!

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
Now the light mornings are well and truly upon us, I am woken ever earlier

by
three felines demanding to be allowed out into the garden at times when

any
civilised being should be tucked up in bed snoring...

At five this morning, already daylight outside, I was forcibly dragged

away
from the Land Of Nod to open the door to the garden to let the clowder

out.

I left the door ajar so they could come and go.

At seven this morning, when I awoke properly, I stumbled downstairs to be
greeted by....

Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit.

He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody

mess,
awash with entrails.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to

visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)

Cheers, helen s



Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -
they can't even kill an indoor mouse!) I am convinced now. Indoor kitties.
Yup yup yup.

TBird --- whose last outdoor cat loved bringing home dead mice, and once
brought in a live chipmunk that lived under the recliner for 3 days until we
chased it back out



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Old June 3rd 04, 03:21 PM
TBird
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GAH!

"dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers" wrote in
message ...
Now the light mornings are well and truly upon us, I am woken ever earlier

by
three felines demanding to be allowed out into the garden at times when

any
civilised being should be tucked up in bed snoring...

At five this morning, already daylight outside, I was forcibly dragged

away
from the Land Of Nod to open the door to the garden to let the clowder

out.

I left the door ajar so they could come and go.

At seven this morning, when I awoke properly, I stumbled downstairs to be
greeted by....

Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit.

He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody

mess,
awash with entrails.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to

visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)

Cheers, helen s



Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -
they can't even kill an indoor mouse!) I am convinced now. Indoor kitties.
Yup yup yup.

TBird --- whose last outdoor cat loved bringing home dead mice, and once
brought in a live chipmunk that lived under the recliner for 3 days until we
chased it back out



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Old June 3rd 04, 05:54 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -


Thankfully in the UK, foxes aren't bothered about cats, hawks aren't and we
don't have coyotes :-)

Cheers, helen s


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to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

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Old June 3rd 04, 05:54 PM
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Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -


Thankfully in the UK, foxes aren't bothered about cats, hawks aren't and we
don't have coyotes :-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old June 3rd 04, 05:54 PM
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
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Nope, not letting these kitties out. If I was undecided before (they
wouldn't survive 12 minutes out there with the foxes and hawks and coyotes -


Thankfully in the UK, foxes aren't bothered about cats, hawks aren't and we
don't have coyotes :-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$om $

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--



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Old June 3rd 04, 06:10 PM
O J
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On 03 June, Helen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit. He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody mess,
awash with entrails.


Doesn't it make you proud though? After all, it's not every cat
that can or wants to bring down a rabbit. My wife's cat, whom I have
mentioned here, Puss Puss, is the only one I've met personally who did
this.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


Perhaps this was his way of inviting you to breakfast. It's a
good thing you got there when you did, or it should have been all
gone.

BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)


Good question!

Cheers, helen s


Regards and Purrs,
O J
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Old June 3rd 04, 06:10 PM
O J
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On 03 June, Helen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit. He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody mess,
awash with entrails.


Doesn't it make you proud though? After all, it's not every cat
that can or wants to bring down a rabbit. My wife's cat, whom I have
mentioned here, Puss Puss, is the only one I've met personally who did
this.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


Perhaps this was his way of inviting you to breakfast. It's a
good thing you got there when you did, or it should have been all
gone.

BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)


Good question!

Cheers, helen s


Regards and Purrs,
O J
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Old June 3rd 04, 06:10 PM
O J
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On 03 June, Helen wrote:

---------------------snip----------------------
Marble at the foot of the stairs gnawing on the hindquarters of a rabbit. He'd
already munched his way through the rest of it. The carpet is a bloody mess,
awash with entrails.


Doesn't it make you proud though? After all, it's not every cat
that can or wants to bring down a rabbit. My wife's cat, whom I have
mentioned here, Puss Puss, is the only one I've met personally who did
this.

Do I need this??? Do I??? And *before* breakfast!!! When I am forced to visit
the great white telephone in the bathroom.


Perhaps this was his way of inviting you to breakfast. It's a
good thing you got there when you did, or it should have been all
gone.

BAH! Cats - who'd have them ;-)


Good question!

Cheers, helen s


Regards and Purrs,
O J
 




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