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Rejected Purr Requests
Monique challenged me.
which of these would you NOT send purrs for? Kumani: Please send purrs for all bum-burglar vets and their bum thermometers to be sent to jail FOREVER for taking kittens' temperatures against their will. Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Tyche: I AM ONLY 12 POUNDS I MUST GET FATTER PURR FOR ME PLZ!!111! Nocturne: I am awaiting the results of a very tricky arms deal involving the Yakuza and Al-Qaeda. Please purr for me that it will turn out well, and I will have my weapons grade plutonium on schedule. --Fil |
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Rejected Purr Requests
Enfilade wrote: Monique challenged me. which of these would you NOT send purrs for? Kumani: Please send purrs for all bum-burglar vets and their bum thermometers to be sent to jail FOREVER for taking kittens' temperatures against their will. Barnabus and Leonidas agree with this and will purr with all their might! Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Smokie Darling agrees and will purr with all *her* might! She HATES, HATES, HATES the big out! Tyche: I AM ONLY 12 POUNDS I MUST GET FATTER PURR FOR ME PLZ!!111! Pandora (formerly Gracie - who now likes Pandy, Pandy, sweet as candy) agrees and will purr with all her might! She was 6 pounds when we got her and now she is 7, and the vet wants her to be a bit more (poor thing thinks I'm trying to stuff her or something). Nocturne: I am awaiting the results of a very tricky arms deal involving the Yakuza and Al-Qaeda. Please purr for me that it will turn out well, and I will have my weapons grade plutonium on schedule. Ahhhh, Smeagol/Gollum wants to speak with YOU (need an assistant?). --Fil Smokie Darling (Annie) |
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Rejected Purr Requests
On 6 Jan 2006 14:55:06 -0800, "Enfilade"
yodeled: Monique challenged me. which of these would you NOT send purrs for? Kumani: Please send purrs for all bum-burglar vets and their bum thermometers to be sent to jail FOREVER for taking kittens' temperatures against their will. Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Tyche: I AM ONLY 12 POUNDS I MUST GET FATTER PURR FOR ME PLZ!!111! Nocturne: I am awaiting the results of a very tricky arms deal involving the Yakuza and Al-Qaeda. Please purr for me that it will turn out well, and I will have my weapons grade plutonium on schedule. --Fil Hee hee hee! Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com Make Levees, Not War |
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Rejected Purr Requests
On Fri 06 Jan 2006 05:55:06p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes roups.com): Kumani: Please send purrs for all bum-burglar vets and their bum thermometers to be sent to jail FOREVER for taking kittens' temperatures against their will. All four send purrs for this one! Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Only one sends purrs for this one. The rest can't wait for Spring when I open up the OUT again (enclosure - flap panel is too drafty in the winter, and I'm not going to leave the door open!) Tyche: I AM ONLY 12 POUNDS I MUST GET FATTER PURR FOR ME PLZ!!111! LOL! Bonnie again sends MORE PURRS. Rhett sends PURRS and AGREES. Nocturne: I am awaiting the results of a very tricky arms deal involving the Yakuza and Al-Qaeda. Please purr for me that it will turn out well, and I will have my weapons grade plutonium on schedule. (all kitties go hide) -- Cheryl |
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Rejected Purr Requests
On 2006-01-06, Enfilade penned:
Monique challenged me. Hehehe. which of these would you NOT send purrs for? Kumani: Please send purrs for all bum-burglar vets and their bum thermometers to be sent to jail FOREVER for taking kittens' temperatures against their will. Oscar's purring up a storm for this one. Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Oscar is torn between approval (with no outside, meowmie can't leave) and concern (where would the food come from?). Tyche: I AM ONLY 12 POUNDS I MUST GET FATTER PURR FOR ME PLZ!!111! Oscar purrs for many crunchies. (Human note: after I got back from a week and a half of vacation, Oscar sure felt awfully ... solid. My neighbor reports that she gave Oscar "a lot" of treats since she seemed so lonely. Hrmmm ...) Nocturne: I am awaiting the results of a very tricky arms deal involving the Yakuza and Al-Qaeda. Please purr for me that it will turn out well, and I will have my weapons grade plutonium on schedule. Oscar might support such an endeavor for herself, but is concerned that there would be no room for herself in the NWO (Nocturne World Order). -- monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca |
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Rejected Purr Requests
Smokey: Please send purrs to get rid of all the outside. Oscar is torn between approval (with no outside, meowmie can't leave) and concern (where would the food come from?). Smokey's response to this is something to the effect of "from a can, stupid" --Fil |
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