[OT] Duck Food

Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

No cluons were harmed when Yowie wrote:
Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

Okay. Who gets the doctor bill for removing ice cream chunks from my
sinuses and my keyboard? (Big grin).


Hugs and Purrs,
Mark
--
Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request

Isn't it funny how little it takes to amuse us? Love it.
"Yowie" wrote in message
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Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

"Yowie" wrote in message
...
Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"



I first heard this as "A duck walks into a bar . . .


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Kreisleriana kirjoitti:

I first heard this as "A duck walks into a bar . . .


And I've heard it as a bunny asking for carrots...

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"Yowie"
Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"


Thank you for not putting a big BW in the front. ;]
Quacked me up
Mosey just got Ginger Tea spewed on him.

Okay a duck waddles into the drugstore and buys a Chap Stick
Takes it to the register
Clerk: "Will that be cash or charge?"
Duck: "Just put it on my bill"

Kyla &
mad Mosey

and I heard it a Duck walks into a courtroom.
"Christine K" wrote in message
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Kreisleriana kirjoitti:

I first heard this as "A duck walks into a bar . . .


And I've heard it as a bunny asking for carrots...

--
Christine in Laitila, Finland
christal63 (at) gmail (dot) com
photos: http://s208.photobucket.com/albums/bb108/christal63/
photos: http://community.webshots.com/user/chkr63

On May 29, 7:19*pm, "Yowie" wrote:
Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

Ha ha ha - thunk. (That's me laughing my head off)...Seriously, we
must have
the same sense of humor because I thought it was hilariously funny,
too. Here's
one for YOU...I don't laugh out loud at many jokes, but this is the
other one besides
yours that I thought was just a scream -- sorry, it's a little long --

Three candidates for an FBI position were being interviewed for a job.
They were given a test, explaining
that each of their spouses were sitting in a wooden chair, in a locked
room. They were given a gun, and instructed to shoot their
spouses to test their abilities to follow instruction loyally without
question to the FBI, no matter what the circumstances.
The first man went into the room. He came out almost immediately and
said, "I can't do it."
The second man went into the room, stayed a few minutes longer, and
came out with the same answer.
The third candidate, a woman, entered the room with her spouse. There
was much thrashing and horrible racket coming
from the room. It went on and on. She finally came back out, her hair
and clothes disheveled, and announced, "The gun was loaded
with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Come on. You KNOW it's funny.

Sherry

"Yowie" wrote in message
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Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"



And you are officially ready for when Cary starts fourth grade.

Jo

On May 31, 12:51*pm, "Jofirey" wrote:
"Yowie" wrote in message

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Just struck me as hilariously funny:

Duck Food

One day while I was working in my office, this
duck just
comes waddlin' in. He looks around for a while
and then
jumps onto my desk and asks me, "Hey, do you got
any duck food?"

I said, "No, now get outa here." So he jumps back
onto the
floor and waddles out of my office.

The next day the same duck comes back, looks
around, and
jumps on my desk. "Hey, do you have any duck
food?" he asks again.

"No, now get outa here or I'll nail your feet to
the floor."

"Oh, okay," he says and waddles out.

But the next day the duck comes waddling in and
jumps on my
desk and asks, "You got any nails?"

"No," I answered.

"Good! You got any duck food?"

And you are officially ready for when Cary starts fourth grade.

Jo- Hide quoted text -

She absolutely is. My advice to any mother of any 4-th grader is to
never
buy a bag of Laffy Taffy while on a long car trip. (for those that
don't know,
that's little squares of taffy with unbelievably stupid jokes printed
on the
wrapper. Jokes that fourth-graders find hilarious and love to read
aloud)

Sherry