A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d’Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

[snip]

[Ranger wakes up and pesters Sammy the 'Venture Cat and Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney to play with him. "Can I go play with the other
kittens? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with catnip on top?"
he mews.]

Stormmee haz been tossed out of her cabin with trudi anna BK fur da same
reazon she iz passin by da cabin az she hearz ranger askin ta go owt... Letz
hizzsef come owt anna play, Stormmee, youwling lowdly, anna hopin ta go anna
getz a snakie
PixieDust413 wrote in message
ups.com...
[snip]

[Ranger wakes up and pesters Sammy the 'Venture Cat and Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney to play with him. "Can I go play with the other
kittens? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with catnip on top?"
he mews.]

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 16:13:12 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Stormmee haz been tossed out of her cabin with trudi anna BK fur da same
reazon she iz passin by da cabin az she hearz ranger askin ta go owt... Letz
hizzsef come owt anna play, Stormmee, youwling lowdly, anna hopin ta go anna
getz a snakie
PixieDust413 wrote in message
ups.com...
[snip]

[Ranger wakes up and pesters Sammy the 'Venture Cat and Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney to play with him. "Can I go play with the other
kittens? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with catnip on top?"
he mews.]



Ok, but DON'T BOTHER THE CAPTAIN! And don't annoy the other kitties.

[With that Ranger streaks out the door and down the hallway, headed for
the deck. He yowls "Come on, Stormee, let's go race da udder kittens!"]

Sammy

KUULLEEE, letz go, they streak upstairs togefur, and begin chasing each ofur
arownd da deck,... of course bein xtra careful to avoid alla owlde catz so
dey duzint get thumped onna head now or later... Letz getz a snakie,
Stormmee
Sammy da 'Venture Cat wrote in message
news
On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 16:13:12 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Stormmee haz been tossed out of her cabin with trudi anna BK fur da same
reazon she iz passin by da cabin az she hearz ranger askin ta go owt...
Letz
hizzsef come owt anna play, Stormmee, youwling lowdly, anna hopin ta go
anna
getz a snakie
PixieDust413 wrote in message
ups.com...
[snip]

[Ranger wakes up and pesters Sammy the 'Venture Cat and Lilith
Kitten-Mahoney to play with him. "Can I go play with the other
kittens? Please? Pretty please? Pretty please with catnip on top?"
he mews.]



Ok, but DON'T BOTHER THE CAPTAIN! And don't annoy the other kitties.

[With that Ranger streaks out the door and down the hallway, headed for
the deck. He yowls "Come on, Stormee, let's go race da udder kittens!"]

Sammy

On Tue, 07 Feb 2006 17:03:28 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

KUULLEEE, letz go, they streak upstairs togefur, and begin chasing each ofur
arownd da deck,... of course bein xtra careful to avoid alla owlde catz so
dey duzint get thumped onna head now or later... Letz getz a snakie,
Stormmee

As the two kittens go tearing down the hallway Ranger shouts "Hey, Cousin
Roscoe, ya wanna come run wif usses?"

Ranger

Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I lukz furwurd ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck, with Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in case there's any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at dignity, until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them, pouncing on Moe and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse of dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you two lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did he call me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her sternly, 'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we mature ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist looks reely nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun uf thos! A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust, going to find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily, 'Can you eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I lukz furwurd ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der iza kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant getit, Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i iza siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin mine tail iz long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza slinki bodi... She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more polite than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck, with Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in case there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at dignity, until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them, pouncing on Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse of dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you two lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did he call me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her sternly, 'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we mature ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist looks reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun uf thos! A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust, going to find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily, 'Can you eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I lukz furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i finks you luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der iza kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i iza siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin mine tail iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza slinki bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more polite than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck, with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in case there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them, pouncing on Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse of dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you two lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did he call me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her sternly, 'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we mature ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist looks reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun uf thos! A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust, going to find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily, 'Can you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I lukz furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour mes amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey in zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru wines are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo zat we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation ov many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee long lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or in zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good morning" to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess walk up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net