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  #61  
Old February 16th 06, 10:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished they still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz, Stormmee

preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well I guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i finks

you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin mine

tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more

polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck,

with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them, pouncing

on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her

sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust, going

to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily,

'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces: "Bonjour

mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of Gissey

in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon zo

zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French breakfast

ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk or

in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with Tiger

and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net




















  #62  
Old February 17th 06, 12:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off arownd da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished they

still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz, Stormmee

preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well I

guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i

finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant

getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i

iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin mine

tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza

slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more

polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the deck,

with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in

case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,

pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you

two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did

he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her

sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist

looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust,

going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily,

'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the

gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:

"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of

Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon

zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French

breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az

eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk

or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation

deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter

sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the

Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with

Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net






















  #63  
Old February 17th 06, 12:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Posts: n/a
Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished they

still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz, Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well I

guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i

finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant

getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i

iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza

slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in

case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,

pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you

two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what did

he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist

looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust,

going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time... I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the

gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:

"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of

Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee afternoon

zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French

breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az

eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation dekk

or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation

deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter

sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave "good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the

Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with

Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch." the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
























  #64  
Old February 17th 06, 01:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off

arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished they

still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz, Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well I

guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann

ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i

finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna

der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant

getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed i

iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza

slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just in

case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,

pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud you

two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what

did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist

looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust,

going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies

greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time...

I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the

gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:

"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of

Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee

afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for

zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French

breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast az

eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation

dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the observation

deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter

sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave

"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the

Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with

Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch."

the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net


























  #65  
Old February 17th 06, 01:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

Oh yeah that sounds fun!! I wunner if he has anythink in blue?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee
lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off

arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished they
still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz, Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well I
guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf
such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann

ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An i
finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play anna

der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz cant
getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft sayed
i
iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ... ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza
slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee
more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just
in
case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort
at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,
pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud
you
two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what

did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou. we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican Brekfist
looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in disgust,
going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies

greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly time...

I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel the
gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun
streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:
"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of
Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee

afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for

zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French
breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast
az
eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation

dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the
observation
deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A waiter
sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave

"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the
Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit with
Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch."

the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
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  #66  
Old February 17th 06, 02:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

I iz sure he duz i jz kant remfur where him tiger anna der wifekittiez
wented too, Stormmee, sitting down to ponder
meee wrote in message
...
Oh yeah that sounds fun!! I wunner if he has anythink in blue?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee
lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off

arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished

they
still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz,

Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well

I
guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf
such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!! ann

ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An

i
finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play

anna
der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz

cant
getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft

sayed
i
iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ...

ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you haza
slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee
more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around just
in
case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent effort
at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,
pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws

in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud
you
two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what? what

did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at

her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou.

we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican

Brekfist
looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll

have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in

disgust,
going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies

greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly

time...
I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel

the
gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun
streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:
"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village of
Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and

Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee

afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan for

zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French
breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American breakfast
az
eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee opsurfation

dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the
observation
deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the

forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A

waiter
sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave

"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the
Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit

with
Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee lunch."

the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
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  #67  
Old February 17th 06, 02:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

Hmmm. oh well, lets go find sum greeblins to chase then.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I iz sure he duz i jz kant remfur where him tiger anna der wifekittiez
wented too, Stormmee, sitting down to ponder
meee wrote in message
...
Oh yeah that sounds fun!! I wunner if he has anythink in blue?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee
lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an
fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off
arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished

they
still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz,

Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze... well

I
guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta haf
such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!!
ann
ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!! An

i
finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play

anna
der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz

cant
getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft

sayed
i
iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ...

ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you
haza
slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz? Stormmee
more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto
the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around
just
in
case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent
effort
at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking them,
pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his paws

in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to
eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what wud
you
two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what?
what
did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks at

her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast thankyou.

we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican

Brekfist
looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll

have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in

disgust,
going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies
greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly

time...
I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in
message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel

the
gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun
streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain announces:
"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village
of
Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and

Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee
afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan
for
zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French
breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American
breakfast
az
eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee
opsurfation
dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the
observation
deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the

forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A

waiter
sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they wave
"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then the
Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit

with
Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee
lunch."
the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net
































  #68  
Old February 17th 06, 03:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

wait a minute *little girlcat openz her mowth really lowd and youwwwllzzz
Mizz Cleopatra where iz yourselvez??? Stormee, pleazed wif herownsef
meee wrote in message
...
Hmmm. oh well, lets go find sum greeblins to chase then.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I iz sure he duz i jz kant remfur where him tiger anna der wifekittiez
wented too, Stormmee, sitting down to ponder
meee wrote in message
...
Oh yeah that sounds fun!! I wunner if he has anythink in blue?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee
lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an
fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin off
arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished

they
still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz,

Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze...

well
I
guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta

haf
such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!!
ann
ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!!

An
i
finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play

anna
der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz

cant
getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft

sayed
i
iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ...

ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you
haza
slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz?

Stormmee
more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto
the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around
just
in
case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent
effort
at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking

them,
pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his

paws
in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to
eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what

wud
you
two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what?
what
did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks

at
her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast

thankyou.
we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican

Brekfist
looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops, 'I'll

have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in

disgust,
going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies
greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly

time...
I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in
message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they feel

the
gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun
streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain

announces:
"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly village
of
Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and

Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee
afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan
for
zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional French
breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American
breakfast
az
eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee
opsurfation
dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the
observation
deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the

forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A

waiter
sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they

wave
"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then

the
Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit

with
Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee
lunch."
the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net


































  #69  
Old February 17th 06, 03:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

Oh, that's a gudgud idear!! (admiringly) mebbe if we both yell....

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
wait a minute *little girlcat openz her mowth really lowd and youwwwllzzz
Mizz Cleopatra where iz yourselvez??? Stormee, pleazed wif herownsef
meee wrote in message
...
Hmmm. oh well, lets go find sum greeblins to chase then.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
I iz sure he duz i jz kant remfur where him tiger anna der wifekittiez
wented too, Stormmee, sitting down to ponder
meee wrote in message
...
Oh yeah that sounds fun!! I wunner if he has anythink in blue?
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez letz go anna fin TV anna se whut hiz majik bak pak haz, Stormmee
lookin
arownd fur TV
meee wrote in message
...
oooh gudgud idear stormee!! an can we wear ribbons an collars an
fings?

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
letz invite da ofur kittenz anna hafa parade, Stormmee, leadin
off
arownd
da
dek
meee wrote in message
...
yes lets prowl and luk beyootiful!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
purrhapz we shuuld walk arownd anna show owrsefz off? Stormmee
meee wrote in message
...
That's rite stormeee...they is all jus grumpy cos they wished
they
still
luks bootiful like uses!

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
yez diz iz alzo true, no wonner da owlde katz iz jealuz,
Stormmee
preening
meee wrote in message
...

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
a very danti paw touches the shoulder of the siameze...

well
I
guezz
soft
iz
rite, owr furz haz da same feel, izint it wonnerful ta

haf
such
silky
furz?

It is izznt it?? cos you gets extra pats fur feelin soft!!
ann
ower
fur
luks
exxtra shiny tuu!!
Stormmee,
meee wrote in message
...
Yes uf coorse you can stormeee... I luvs bein admired!!

An
i
finks
you
luks
furry simees!!
"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
Hi mango, stop dat dignifiedy stuffz we iz herta play
anna
der
iza
kitten
buffett ofur der, anna lukit, da bigz anna owlde catz
cant
getit,
Stormmee,
seeing a siameze fur da furztest time, hey mine soft
sayed
i
iza
siameze
inna grey stripez, we duzint luk anithin alike, ...
ceptin
mine
tail
iz
long
like yourown... anna owr earz iz sinilar... anna you
haza
slinki
bodi...
She
stops, 'scuze can minesef touch yourown furz?

Stormmee
more
polite
than
uzual
meee wrote in message
...
'Aah what a beyyoootiful day' Jasmine steps out onto
the
deck,
with
Cougar
following at a respektful distance, sniffing around
just
in
case
there's
any
food. Mango stalks behind them with a magnificent
effort
at
dignity,
until
he sees the kittens, and promptly starts stalking

them,
pouncing
on
Moe
and
rolling him over, then sitting up and washing his

paws
in
acse
of
dust.
'What are you all doin? I'm mango. Anyfing nise to
eet?'
Jasmine and Cougar are talking to the waiter, 'what

wud
you
two
lovely
mademoiselles lik fur petit dejeuner?' 'Petit what?
what
did
he
call
me?'
spits cougar nervously. 'Shhh silly,' Jasmine looks

at
her
sternly,
'It's
French. I will have the Continental Breakfast

thankyou.
we
mature
ladies
must watch our figure you know' 'OOh that Merican
Brekfist
looks
reely
nise'
says Cougar enthusiastically licking her chops,
'I'll
have
wun
uf
thos!
A
bigbig one plees!!' 'You'r a pig' says Jasmine in
disgust,
going
to
find
more refined company. 'Whats a pig?' Cougar replies
greedily,
'Can
you
eet
it?'
"Stormmee" wrote in
message
...
Tiger iz inna gud mood kuz he iz hafin a loferly
time...
I
lukz
furwurd
ta
alla fud inna world, Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in
message
...

Our well-rested kitties begin to stir as they
feel
the
gentle
lapping
of water against the boat, and yawn to the sun
streaming
in
their
cabins. Over the loudspeaker the captain

announces:
"Bonjour
mes
amis,
we are again sailing headed for zee luffly
village
of
Gissey
in
zee
Côte d'Or where some of France's best Premier and
Grand
Cru
wines
are
made. We weel be mooring in Gissey early in zee
afternoon
zo
zat
we
can haff zee menu de degustation as well as zee
degustation
ov
many
wines at zee chateau La Pousee d'or - pleeze plan
for
zee
long
lunch.
We, ov cawz are now serfink zee traditional
French
breakfast
ov
croissants an cafe au lait, or zee American
breakfast
az
eech
kitty
wishes. Breakfast eez serfed eizer on zee
opsurfation
dekk
or
in
zee
dinink room. Bon appetite!"

Anaïs smooches Tiger and they walk up to the
observation
deck
side-by-side and sit on a cushion, watching the
forests
and
canal
villages of the Ouche valley slowly breeze by. A
waiter
sets
their
coffee and croissants in front of them as they

wave
"good
morning"
to
the other kitties. Inspector Clouseau, and then

the
Countess
walk
up:
"Ahh may we share a cushion wif you two?" and sit
with
Tiger
and
Anaïs. "Ummm, but I am looking forward to zee
lunch."
the
Inspector
says to the Countess.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
2/7/2006 1:14:58 PM
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Default A bootiful afternoon in Burgundy...

On Tue, 14 Feb 2006 16:38:32 -0800, Countess Katzenplatzen's little,
agile paws typed:

Haff you met him, Countess? Hiz room iz not far from yours!


Nein, I haf not zeen him. I vill haf to look for him when we return.

Countess Katzenplatzen


Do haff anofur glass ov zee Pommard, Countess - eet eez eggscelent!

Ahh, I've been meaning to ask yew - zat assistant ov yours, ummm,
Friederich - he looks so familiar to me. Where did yew say he eez
from?

Ummm, do try zese veal cutlets slides one on her plate!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques
 




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