A liddle eatin an a liddle dansin

[huffpuff huffpuff] Sorry I'm late! Did some kitty mention
food?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Guardian of the PawPaw
Queen of the Moggies

"The Countess Katzenplatzen" wrote in
message
news
TV lukz arownd da rum... spots stormmee rosco and the ofur
kittenz dat wuz
inna parade, anykitten care ta 'splain???

[The ship repair cat's kittens come forward]

Dat iz what you waz lukin for? We thought you was lookin fur a
brush!
Nokitty said nufing about lookin fur a old box.

When we was looking fur ribbons an bows fur da parade we seed
dat purty
box in da Countess-kitties room an figgered dat da ribbons
would come in
handy fur da parade. Da box was sittin out in da open, sort of,
so we
figgered it would be ok.

[The kittens walk over in front of the Countess]

Mizz Countess, we'z sorry if we scared you an if we waznt
s'possed to move
da box. But we seez dat we shouldn't haf done dat so if da
policekitties
say dat we haz to go to kitty jail we will.

CountessK: Mine dear chattons, come here! [She gives them a big
hug.] No
kittens shall be going to ze jail. Eet waz indeed mineown
fault, as I left
the box in an unguarded area and did not secure it in mine
luggage. Fangu
for coming forward - you are exceptionally honest kittens, and
your
parents should be proud of you!

Every kitty, let us celebrate! Let us dine and dance and party!
Monsieur
le Inspector, M. TV, M. Sammy, Mme. Trudy, M. Roscoe, and all
of de offur
kitties zat assisted wif ze infestication - fangu, fangu from
ze bottom of
mine heart.

[The whole room erupts in a burst of celebratory meows]

On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:23:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed:

Every kitty, let us celebrate! Let us dine and dance and party! Monsieur
le Inspector, M. TV, M. Sammy, Mme. Trudy, M. Roscoe, and all of de offur
kitties zat assisted wif ze infestication - fangu, fangu from ze bottom of
mine heart.

[The whole room erupts in a burst of celebratory meows]

Dis is a wunnerful endink, izn't it?

[With that the Captain and Chef stand] We weel begin celebrating in
abowt an hour, owr chef needz sum time to prepare. And I haff booked a
small danse band who weel be comink aboard for zee after-dinner danse!

"And I knowz zat we haff oysterz, shrimpees, zee crayfishees ans zee
lopster taylez; certainment we haff a roast beast, zee duck and zee
goose and sum veal chops. Do come wif your appitites, mes amis!"

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Mmmmmm, sounds like we shoulf go to owr cabin
and get dressed. Are you hungry, my luff?"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/11/2006 7:54:19 PM
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:23:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed:

Every kitty, let us celebrate! Let us dine and dance and party! Monsieur
le Inspector, M. TV, M. Sammy, Mme. Trudy, M. Roscoe, and all of de offur
kitties zat assisted wif ze infestication - fangu, fangu from ze bottom
of
mine heart.

[The whole room erupts in a burst of celebratory meows]

Dis is a wunnerful endink, izn't it?

[With that the Captain and Chef stand] We weel begin celebrating in
abowt an hour, owr chef needz sum time to prepare. And I haff booked a
small danse band who weel be comink aboard for zee after-dinner danse!

"And I knowz zat we haff oysterz, shrimpees, zee crayfishees ans zee
lopster taylez; certainment we haff a roast beast, zee duck and zee
goose and sum veal chops. Do come wif your appitites, mes amis!"

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Mmmmmm, sounds like we shoulf go to owr cabin
and get dressed. Are you hungry, my luff?"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Mmm, I kud uze a liddle bit to eet. I fingk I'll go see if M. Lenoir would
like to joyn ussez. I want to tell him bowt doze opurra kitteez dat iz
gonna purrform at da kowntiss'z kassle.

Rebecca

On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:40:34 GMT, Rebecca's nimble, little paws typed:


Mmm, I kud uze a liddle bit to eet. I fingk I'll go see if M. Lenoir would
like to joyn ussez. I want to tell him bowt doze opurra kitteez dat iz
gonna purrform at da kowntiss'z kassle.

Rebecca

Datz a wunnerful idearment, Rebecca! I finks he wood be furry gud
company at dinner - an maybe we can introdoos him to da Cowntess!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/12/2006 11:02:07 AM
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Tiger smilez atta TV, Trudi and hugz hiz loferly wifekitty... Drinkz
allrownd, Tiger
The Countess Katzenplatzen wrote in message
news
TV lukz arownd da rum... spots stormmee rosco and the ofur kittenz dat
wuz
inna parade, anykitten care ta 'splain???

[The ship repair cat's kittens come forward]

Dat iz what you waz lukin for? We thought you was lookin fur a brush!
Nokitty said nufing about lookin fur a old box.

When we was looking fur ribbons an bows fur da parade we seed dat purty
box in da Countess-kitties room an figgered dat da ribbons would come in
handy fur da parade. Da box was sittin out in da open, sort of, so we
figgered it would be ok.

[The kittens walk over in front of the Countess]

Mizz Countess, we'z sorry if we scared you an if we waznt s'possed to move
da box. But we seez dat we shouldn't haf done dat so if da policekitties
say dat we haz to go to kitty jail we will.

CountessK: Mine dear chattons, come here! [She gives them a big hug.] No
kittens shall be going to ze jail. Eet waz indeed mineown fault, as I left
the box in an unguarded area and did not secure it in mine luggage. Fangu
for coming forward - you are exceptionally honest kittens, and your
parents should be proud of you!

Every kitty, let us celebrate! Let us dine and dance and party! Monsieur
le Inspector, M. TV, M. Sammy, Mme. Trudy, M. Roscoe, and all of de offur
kitties zat assisted wif ze infestication - fangu, fangu from ze bottom of
mine heart.

[The whole room erupts in a burst of celebratory meows]

I iz allatime hungri, he takez her paw anna dey go ta change... Tiger
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 11 Apr 2006 06:23:56 -0700, The Countess Katzenplatzen's
nimble, little paws typed:

Every kitty, let us celebrate! Let us dine and dance and party! Monsieur
le Inspector, M. TV, M. Sammy, Mme. Trudy, M. Roscoe, and all of de
offur
kitties zat assisted wif ze infestication - fangu, fangu from ze bottom
of
mine heart.

[The whole room erupts in a burst of celebratory meows]

Dis is a wunnerful endink, izn't it?

[With that the Captain and Chef stand] We weel begin celebrating in
abowt an hour, owr chef needz sum time to prepare. And I haff booked a
small danse band who weel be comink aboard for zee after-dinner danse!

"And I knowz zat we haff oysterz, shrimpees, zee crayfishees ans zee
lopster taylez; certainment we haff a roast beast, zee duck and zee
goose and sum veal chops. Do come wif your appitites, mes amis!"

[Anaïs turns to Tiger] Mmmmmm, sounds like we shoulf go to owr cabin
and get dressed. Are you hungry, my luff?"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/11/2006 7:54:19 PM
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On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:03:29 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s nimble, little
paws typed:

Mmm, I kud uze a liddle bit to eet. I fingk I'll go see if M. Lenoir would
like to joyn ussez. I want to tell him bowt doze opurra kitteez dat iz
gonna purrform at da kowntiss'z kassle.

Rebecca

Datz a wunnerful idearment, Rebecca! I finks he wood be furry gud
company at dinner - an maybe we can introdoos him to da Cowntess!

Den again, on the offur paw, [Anaïs says sotto voce to Rebecca] you
and hisownself has a lot in common wif eech offur......
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/12/2006 7:25:08 PM
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OEJ and Trudi lean furwurd, and shake their heads in agreemint wif deir
friend,,, it wuuld be nize efur way butted i think he wuuld injoy comin ta
dinner, Trudi, winkin atta her friendz as she sheez 'rebecca blush juz a bit
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:03:29 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s nimble, little
paws typed:

Mmm, I kud uze a liddle bit to eet. I fingk I'll go see if M. Lenoir
would
like to joyn ussez. I want to tell him bowt doze opurra kitteez dat iz
gonna purrform at da kowntiss'z kassle.

Rebecca

Datz a wunnerful idearment, Rebecca! I finks he wood be furry gud
company at dinner - an maybe we can introdoos him to da Cowntess!

Den again, on the offur paw, [Anaïs says sotto voce to Rebecca] you
and hisownself has a lot in common wif eech offur......
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/12/2006 7:25:08 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 12 Apr 2006 11:03:29 -0400, Mme. Anaïs ^..^'s nimble, little
paws typed:

Mmm, I kud uze a liddle bit to eet. I fingk I'll go see if M. Lenoir
would
like to joyn ussez. I want to tell him bowt doze opurra kitteez dat
iz
gonna purrform at da kowntiss'z kassle.

Rebecca

Datz a wunnerful idearment, Rebecca! I finks he wood be furry gud
company at dinner - an maybe we can introdoos him to da Cowntess!

Den again, on the offur paw, [Anaïs says sotto voce to Rebecca] you
and hisownself has a lot in common wif eech offur......
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Oh, Anaïs, whut wud a kulcherd an sofistikatid kittee like him want wif a
one-eyed, limpee girlkittee like me? Ize bedderer off stikkin wif my
bizness an helpin make a suksess uv Fluffykitz.

Rebecca, wistfully

On Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:27:10 GMT, Rebecca's nimble, little paws typed:
Den again, on the offur paw, [Anaïs says sotto voce to Rebecca] you
and hisownself has a lot in common wif eech offur......
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

Oh, Anaïs, whut wud a kulcherd an sofistikatid kittee like him want wif a
one-eyed, limpee girlkittee like me? Ize bedderer off stikkin wif my
bizness an helpin make a suksess uv Fluffykitz.

Rebecca, wistfully

I finks dat I agree wif Cleo dat hez not judgmental, an dat you've
got a lot to offer dis kitty cawz you haff a bigbig heart! An you can
do boff, you kno!

Hooman note: http://www.cfainc.org/breeds/profiles/havana.html
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
4/12/2006 11:17:51 PM
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