A liddle eatin an a liddle dansin

An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?

Bootiful miss OEJ, shall we join dem? It looks kind of romantical, up on
da deck unner da stars an all.

STTom

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:17:31 -0800, ShortTail Tom wrote:

An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?

Bootiful miss OEJ, shall we join dem? It looks kind of romantical, up on
da deck unner da stars an all.

STTom

Ahhh, yes, M. STT, we would luff zee company ov you and Mlle. OEJ -
and ov cawze M. Sammy and Mme. Lillith! puts down oyster, lobster
tail and glass of wine long enough to kiss the paws of the girls and
shake paws with the boys. The staff appears to extend the table and
add more cushions

We were just tellink zee tales of how we and owr winks came togeffur
pauses as he deftly downs an oyster pleeze do joyne in, and haff sum
ov ziz nip-wine - eet eez from my personal cellar!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:23:20 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote:

Ahhh, yes, M. STT, we would luff zee company ov you and Mlle. OEJ -
and ov cawze M. Sammy and Mme. Lillith! puts down oyster, lobster
tail and glass of wine long enough to kiss the paws of the girls and
shake paws with the boys. The staff appears to extend the table and
add more cushions

We were just tellink zee tales of how we and owr winks came togeffur
pauses as he deftly downs an oyster pleeze do joyne in, and haff sum
ov ziz nip-wine - eet eez from my personal cellar!

Fangu, Inspector! Datz gudgud wine!

I will be glad to tell da story uv Lilith and mineownself. At least, as
well as I can. I tend to furget fings, you know. If I leaves out anyfing
impurtant, mine bootiful luff, pleeze correct me.

A couple years ago mine Paw decided to go start dribing a bigmetalmonster.
Him had had a couple of toona places dat him really disliked, so when his
contract ended him jumped at da chance to drive. Of course, since I was
kinda new in da fambly, I tooked mineown responsibility to keep an eye on
Paw to keep him safe. I din't want to let him know dat I was doing that,
though, cuz he would worry if he knew I was teleporting into hims truck to
keep an eye on him.

I figgered out how to put a teleporter in one ub da cabinets in Paw's
truck, and I would teleport in and hind in da cabinets or in da overhead
or on da top sleeper bunk. It was eggciting, and it was jus a liddle bit
scary.

When I had been safeguarding mine Paw fur just a liddle while, Miss Lilith
Kitten asked if her could come along (back on March 27 of 2004). Wez got
to 'splore places all offur Catmerica, and mine silly Paw neber figured
out dat him had kitties ridin along wif him! Bootiful Miss Lilith and I
getted to do some eggzelent 'ventures, and we becomed furry good friends.
Den we decided dat wez would prolly be good winkwinks, so we getted winked!

And I'z haf been furry, furry happy wif mine bootiful wink ever since.

Sammy

We iz fine, anna az allatime i iz hungri, dey muzt be gud ifin Tiger likez
dem, TV takes tail ta tezt
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:02:13 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Hi you guyz, iz it dinner yet TV, getz kuzhin fur Cleoa and smilez when
he
sees da shrimpeez anna the 'spektorz wine,...

Ahhh, bon swar, M'sieu TV & Madam Cleopatra shakes TV's paw, kisses
Cleo's How are yourownselves tonight pours nip-wine for them -
signals the wait-kitty for more oysters and lobster tails and offers
them to TV and Cleo.

Zese are wonderful deftly pops a lobster tail out of the shell and
eats it fishees - my friend Tiger and I are enjoying zem kwite a
bit!!

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

now dat iz romantical, OEJ, az she walkz up
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
...
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:58:17 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

da 'spektor anna hiz wink here, who wnatsa start, Tiger

Ahhh, zen, I weel. I was just owt ov zee gendarmierie academy and
working zee docks in Le Havre when I broke open a case where sum bad
kitties were steelink scallops from zere shells, and replacink zem wif
pieces ov cheeper feesh zat were stamped and pressed to look like a
scallop zen sellink zee reel scallops on zee blak market. Bridget was
a manager at won ov zee scallop wholesalers, and we saw eech offur
often abowt zis case.

Eet was my keen nose for gud fuds zat led me to zee suspects, and I
was able to sniff zere trail to Marseilles and round zem awl up and
send zem to zee pownd. After zee case was offur, I infited Bridget fur
zee coffee, and zee rest eez history!


--
à bientôt,

Jacques

Tellz dem 'bout uses mine lof, TV too slow speaking to tell the story
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message news
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 03:02:13 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Hi you guyz, iz it dinner yet TV, getz kuzhin fur Cleoa and smilez when
he
sees da shrimpeez anna the 'spektorz wine,...

Thank you, my handsome wink!

Inspector, we were able to hear the wonderful story of how you met your
wink as we were walking this way. That sounds quite romantic!

Cleo

deze tailz iz reallyreally gud, TV waves at his friendz
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
news
An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?

Hihi, efurry kitty! Mine bootiful wink, shall we join da uffur kittiez? It
looks like dey is hafing yummy snacks. An it sounds like Ranger might be
napping belowdeck.

[Pulls up a nice soft cushion for Lilith Kitten]

Sammy

yez purleze, I iz innerested ta see bout alla doze romatical stories
ShortTail Tom wrote in message
news
An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?

Bootiful miss OEJ, shall we join dem? It looks kind of romantical, up on
da deck unner da stars an all.

STTom

OEJ sits close to STT, passes on dat fishi stuffz butted lookz furwurd ta
drinkin da wine...
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
...
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:17:31 -0800, ShortTail Tom wrote:

An deres Cleo an TV, Sammy an Lillith.... what uffer kitties?

Bootiful miss OEJ, shall we join dem? It looks kind of romantical, up on
da deck unner da stars an all.

STTom

Ahhh, yes, M. STT, we would luff zee company ov you and Mlle. OEJ -
and ov cawze M. Sammy and Mme. Lillith! puts down oyster, lobster
tail and glass of wine long enough to kiss the paws of the girls and
shake paws with the boys. The staff appears to extend the table and
add more cushions

We were just tellink zee tales of how we and owr winks came togeffur
pauses as he deftly downs an oyster pleeze do joyne in, and haff sum
ov ziz nip-wine - eet eez from my personal cellar!
--
à bientôt,

Jacques

dat iz alzo romantical, OEJ
Samuel Redcat wrote in message
news
On Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:23:20 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote:

Ahhh, yes, M. STT, we would luff zee company ov you and Mlle. OEJ -
and ov cawze M. Sammy and Mme. Lillith! puts down oyster, lobster
tail and glass of wine long enough to kiss the paws of the girls and
shake paws with the boys. The staff appears to extend the table and
add more cushions

We were just tellink zee tales of how we and owr winks came togeffur
pauses as he deftly downs an oyster pleeze do joyne in, and haff sum
ov ziz nip-wine - eet eez from my personal cellar!

Fangu, Inspector! Datz gudgud wine!

I will be glad to tell da story uv Lilith and mineownself. At least, as
well as I can. I tend to furget fings, you know. If I leaves out anyfing
impurtant, mine bootiful luff, pleeze correct me.

A couple years ago mine Paw decided to go start dribing a bigmetalmonster.
Him had had a couple of toona places dat him really disliked, so when his
contract ended him jumped at da chance to drive. Of course, since I was
kinda new in da fambly, I tooked mineown responsibility to keep an eye on
Paw to keep him safe. I din't want to let him know dat I was doing that,
though, cuz he would worry if he knew I was teleporting into hims truck to
keep an eye on him.

I figgered out how to put a teleporter in one ub da cabinets in Paw's
truck, and I would teleport in and hind in da cabinets or in da overhead
or on da top sleeper bunk. It was eggciting, and it was jus a liddle bit
scary.

When I had been safeguarding mine Paw fur just a liddle while, Miss Lilith
Kitten asked if her could come along (back on March 27 of 2004). Wez got
to 'splore places all offur Catmerica, and mine silly Paw neber figured
out dat him had kitties ridin along wif him! Bootiful Miss Lilith and I
getted to do some eggzelent 'ventures, and we becomed furry good friends.
Den we decided dat wez would prolly be good winkwinks, so we getted
winked!

And I'z haf been furry, furry happy wif mine bootiful wink ever since.

Sammy