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Thuh Grate Nip Rescue
Waaaaaaaay down in Central Texas, 2 tuff kats hunker down in sum Indian grass and plot. Einstein is a long haired hyuge Black Maine Coon, the brains of the outfit. Red Rory is a hyuge red cat tuff and violent, from the mean fields of rural Texas. Einstein whispers Psst, guys, Jest herd sumthing wild. Ya' know that hyuge patch of bio-engineered nip Sumkat been growin in Southern Catifornia? Well Sumkat skedaddled cuz hiz tail got singed. Stoopid coward (Einstein spits his contempt) But it's gudgud fur us cuz we kin git it and sell it and munch it an smoke it and... (Einstein's eyes roll into the back of his head with delight) Ain't no kat nefur, dont want sum of dat primo stuff. Me too. But we gonna need help. Red Rory |
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