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I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... -- David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 12 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 3 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- |
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David Stevenson wrote:
She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... Is it okay if I laugh, now that you're no longer faced with the noxious cheesy stuff? On second though, I better not laugh too much. I've always been grateful that none of my cats have been food stealers, but if I get to feeling smug no doubt one of them will take it up. -- Wayne M (indulged by Will and Heidi) |
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On 2006-03-18 19:01:24 -0600, David Stevenson said:
I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... Thanks for the laugh!! ROFL! |
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David Stevenson wrote:
I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... LOL! Reminds me of when my mother was looking after Frank and Nikki one time. She had made herself a plate with some cheese, ham and lettuce. She left the plate on the counter for a minute. When she returned, she found the cats had very thoughtfully left her the lettuce. They were obviously concerned about her health. ;o) -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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Marina wrote: David Stevenson wrote: I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... LOL! Reminds me of when my mother was looking after Frank and Nikki one time. She had made herself a plate with some cheese, ham and lettuce. She left the plate on the counter for a minute. When she returned, she found the cats had very thoughtfully left her the lettuce. They were obviously concerned about her health. ;o) Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with. They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big bowl full of chopped liver (a sort of pate, Jewish-style), and left it unattended on a coffee table. Naturally, the cat did what anyone in their right mind would expect it to do, but her mother was so angry she made my co-worker get rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.) |
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David Stevenson wrote:
I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... ROFLOL! So nice to hear from you, David! Best wishes, Polonca and Soncek |
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote:
Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with. They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big bowl full of chopped liver (a sort of pate, Jewish-style), and left it unattended on a coffee table. Naturally, the cat did what anyone in their right mind would expect it to do, but her mother was so angry she made my co-worker get rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.) Humph! I don't think *I* can forgive her mom either! That is so cruel to do to a child, to take away their pet for a transgression which, with a little effort, doesn't have to happen again. Joyce |
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EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque) wrote:
Marina wrote: David Stevenson wrote: I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... LOL! Reminds me of when my mother was looking after Frank and Nikki one time. She had made herself a plate with some cheese, ham and lettuce. She left the plate on the counter for a minute. When she returned, she found the cats had very thoughtfully left her the lettuce. They were obviously concerned about her health. ;o) Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with. They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big bowl full of chopped liver (a sort of pate, Jewish-style), and left it unattended on a coffee table. Naturally, the cat did what anyone in their right mind would expect it to do, but her mother was so angry she made my co-worker get rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.) What a horrible thing to do to a little girl! Luckily, my mother knows her place as a Grandmeowmie, and just calmly took out some more cheese and ham for herself (and no doubt dispensed some more treats for the cats. They alwyas came home fatter than when they went to her). -- Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki. marina (dot) kurten (at) iki (dot) fi Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/ Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
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David Stevenson wrote in message ... I went out to run a bridge event. No food, so i asked Liz, who gave me a lunch box containing ..... ..... some sort of yukky cheese filling in four rolls. Eugghhhhh! Cheese? In all of them?? I asked. She told me she bought turkey for me. Then left it on the side in the kitchen ..... She really should know better by now Jeanette |
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote: Somewhat sadder tale I heard from a girl I once worked with. They were expecting guests, so her mother had made a big bowl full of chopped liver (a sort of pate, Jewish-style), and left it unattended on a coffee table. Naturally, the cat did what anyone in their right mind would expect it to do, but her mother was so angry she made my co-worker get rid of the cat! (She was only a little girl at the time, so had no choice - but she never quite forgave her mom.) Humph! I don't think *I* can forgive her mom either! That is so cruel to do to a child, to take away their pet for a transgression which, with a little effort, doesn't have to happen again. I would not forgive the mother for what she did to the cat. If you leave food out where a cat can get at it, *you* are responsible, no the cat. -- David Stevenson Storypage: http://blakjak.com/sty_menu.htm Liverpool, England, UK Emails welcome Nanki Poo: SI O+W B 12 Y L+ W++ C+ I T+ A- E H++ V- F Q P+ B+ PA+ PL SC Minke: SI W+Cp B 3 Y L W+ C++ I T A- E H++ V++ F- Q- P B PA+ PL+ SC- |
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