Some Dollar Trees Have CHEF'S BLEND Etal For $1 USD

The retail price is normally ...what? $2, $3 or $4.

Perhaps stale, while some may like it stale.

If spoiled kitty turns up nose, then

10. Make cat feel guilt about ...deprived, obsessive, hungry
cats that only get to eat mice, moles, chipmunks and crickets.
9. Wet it down a little to bring-out that
yummy-yummy aspect.
8. Shake box like a mirachi or baby's rattler
before tossing cruddy-tasting CHEF'S BLEND away.
7. Take it back and vociferously complain to asst. anager, cashier, and
customers.
6. Picket: handout leaflets blaming some idiotic jerk on the internet.
5. Pull spoiled kitty's tail,
and feel spoiled kitty's bite.
4. Peroxide if bite draws blood.
3. If kitty rubs against your foot/leg, then tell kitty you're sorry.
2. Call PETA confession line: Turn self-in for cheaping-out w/ kitty's
feed.
1. Cat is probably too fat 'n pampered anyhow.

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The retail price is normally ...what? $2, $3 or $4.

Perhaps stale, while some may like it stale.

If spoiled kitty turns up nose, then

10. Make cat feel guilt about ...deprived, obsessive, hungry
cats that only get to eat mice, moles, chipmunks and crickets.

Tried that. Cats looked at me like I'm from Mars.

9. Wet it down a little to bring-out that
yummy-yummy aspect.

EEEUUUUWWWWKKKK

8. Shake box like a mirachi or baby's rattler
before tossing cruddy-tasting CHEF'S BLEND away.

Not around here. The d-thing thinks that anything that rattles is his. The
owners agree. Come to think of it, the d-thing will eat about anything....

7. Take it back and vociferously complain to asst. anager, cashier, and
customers.

I'm sure this has been done

6. Picket: handout leaflets blaming some idiotic jerk on the internet.

Can I put your name on the leaflets?

5. Pull spoiled kitty's tail,
and feel spoiled kitty's bite.

Nope, they gang up on me.

4. Peroxide if bite draws blood.

I'd have to buy peroxide in the gallon size.

3. If kitty rubs against your foot/leg, then tell kitty you're sorry.

In more ways than one.

2. Call PETA confession line: Turn self-in for cheaping-out w/ kitty's
feed.

The owners tried to get me to do that when I put them on Science Diet Lite.
Needless to say, it did not go over very well.

1. Cat is probably too fat 'n pampered anyhow.


They are, but then so am I.

Pam S.